TRUTH-PAIN EMPORIUM

A case for a Divided States of America ...

2009-04-14T23:49:00.000-07:00

... or reasonable facsimile thereof ...,

United States, States! of America. It used to be that the Federal Government served at the pleasure of the States. It used to be that the 10th Amendment actually meant something. It used to be that from state to state, the differences in architecture, peoples, cultures, geography, micro-climates and to some extent micro-politics were something to behold, love, admire and appreciate. The diversity of America was natural, not legislated. There was a time that crossing a state border was akin to going from Spain to France. Starkly different it was. What happened?

Many things happened. Amongst them, the commerce clause in the Constitution gave way for "cookie-cutter" legislative powers to Congress. This in turn, led to one-size-fits-all mentality. A case can also be made for the effects of franchising and branding. When McDonald's goes nationwide, one can't tell if you are in a strip-mall in Kenosha, Wisconsin or Albuquerque, New Mexico. The building of the Interstate Highway system in the 50's led to the faster criss-crossing of the country. But most of of us can agree that forced Federal legislation has made once proud, independent and unique states simple "counties" of Washington, D.C.

It will change, and much sooner than I think. The globalization of the economic mechanisms, the light speed communication access to most citizens, and the recent multi-trillion spending by the Administration has opened up a psychological fissure not even considered a mere 4 years ago. Some states like Texas, are already barking up the secession tree. Other states are rejecting forced accepted of bailout dollars. The beginning of the end of "... a more perfect union", and in my mind a good thing. This country has outlived a 50-state union matrix. The time has come for States to either go their separate ways, or voluntarily form regional "American Provinces". This will help each state, each region deal better with their unique needs of population, culture and socio-political dimensions. The needs of schools in Amarillo, Texas are far from the needs of Provo, Utah; and that is but one of 50 other examples I can spell out to better buttress my argument. Division of states does not have to mean an end to the Federal Government need, but rather a return to basics Federal intent such as national defense, trade policy and protection of national borders. Let each state or regions decide for themselves what is best for their population's needs in health, education, economic engines, tax law and immigration policy.

In closing, I leave this microcosm for consideration. We each live in towns and cities. While we share some common things like schools and hospitals, at the end of the day we go home, to our roofs, our furniture, our taste of foods and preferred TV programs. As unique a thing to each family or household as a fingerprint. The "American City" has to allow the states, or its "homes" to have the unique stamp that makes them culturally autonomous to their population and history. Otherwise, states are merely a piece of land with names like "Alabama", "New York" and "Arizona" .... nothing more. It is time to decide what is it that "unites" us, but allow that which makes us unique not get lost in translation.

Long live the States of America, not America the master of the States.

Recoil ... (oh the pain...)

2009-04-14T20:29:00.000-07:00

A very funny thing happens when you get full of yourself, ... you just get punched in the mouth. Maybe not physically, but the pain is just as lasting.

A few months ago, I decided to temporarily close the House of Pain so that I could entertain a joint-venue with other fellow Bloggers. Suffice to say that it failed to become what we all wanted it to be. No guilt, no regrets, and certainly no finger-pointing. Although it fizzled away for many reasons, it left some good lessons on what works, what doesn't, ... and at the very least, why a little humility is always a sweet vile to swallow.

This is my first posting in many months, and with this new effort I have decided to do some things differently. Not because change for the sake of change is good or warranted, but because this version of the Emporium is one I have not tried and am curious to see if this version takes those lessons to heart and makes this a better Blog than it has been in the past.

Here is the short of it:

* I propose to be thrift in verbiage and my postings to be a quick read. Who after all has the time to read 10 minutes worth of my blog? Many of us read a few, if not dozens of Blogs on a daily basis. It is the height of hubris that allows me to think anyone has this sort of time to invest in their daily read. In my view, short and summarized is better for this Blog than long and self-gratifying. Enough said.

* Videos will be part of the Emporium arsenal. If a picture can paint a thousand words, a video can paint a Federal bailout-sized one. But not just any videos..... , my own.

* I should post on a frequent and consistent manner, if not daily. At times some of us Bloggers feel that every posting has to have Earth-shaking importance written all over it. It doesn't.

* I have put a reminder in my Blackberry so that it will prod my Ass with 125,00o mili-volts of go-go juice everyday at 5:00 p.m. so that (as some love reminding me) posting more than twice a year will actually be a possibility.

Thanks in advance for stopping by, ... I have much to say, ... and less words to use in the process ...

On second thought ...

2009-01-27T12:34:00.000-08:00

I do want to know how sausage is made ...

Transparency. Go ahead and do a search on how many times somebody has mentioned that word in the past week or so. Transparency. What does it mean? Or better yet, what is the symbolism behind the word? Its a great idea; transparency. The problem is, the land of the free and the home of the Atlanta Braves is also the most secretive, compartmentalized, technocratic, red-taped and dysfunctional form of government the world has ever seen. And those are our virtues. We are not wired for transparency. We can talk about it all day, and espouse the wonders of a "clear and transparent" government, but until we get a peek at how the sausage of public policy is really made there will be no such day.

I really hope this blog goes viral. That 150,000 people read it in the next week and the inertia of its message is so pulverizing that Obama himself has to mention my name on his weekly You-Tube dog n' pony. I really think it will change the world. But I know it wont. So here I go talking to myself again....

Here's a few things Government can do to really be transparent:

* Make every high-level economic meeting's minutes public within 30-days of their occurrence. Why 30 days and not immediately? The news cycle is too quick. You got to allow the politicians to be able to take problems head on and make logical decisions without being subject to the emotions of the moment. They will still be aware that their language -salty as it is- and content of their conversations will be published in a month. That alone may edit the way they talk, but at least America will see the type of argumentation that goes on behind closed doors up on the hill.

* TARP Money? Immediately launch a super-duper Treasure Dept web-site that keeps a line-item by line-item and clearly-identified narrative of where the hell every printed dollar winds up, who spent it, where it's kept and where its going. 700 billion is a lot of fuckin' money, pardon my English 101, and we are letting 535 politicians play and haggle with it like it was an obscure and abstract thing that really has no meaning or value to us today. If we don't flood Washington with this demand then we demand to get our asses boinked.

* Economic Stimulus?... I want somebody in Government (and Prez Obama would be a nice choice,... if he has the stones), to stand up and say the following for the sake of my transparent needs: "The economic stimulus plan will work because we have X and Y model-examples of the past where the same type of spending occurred and this type of result was immediately apparent. Not only do I guarantee it is going to work, but I will back it up with this promise. If it doesn't work, then both the Treasure Secretary and I will resign within 24 months of the day the bill is signed into law" ... Transparency I can believe in ...

* I think every Congressman, Senator, President, State and local Legislator should put their daily meeting and visitor logs on their website for all the world to see. You say special interest Lobbyist will not have any influence? Then let it be the law that you have to disclose EVERY single lobbyist you come across during your public service tenure. Be it in your office, at dinner, or while sitting in the commode at some Airport. Oh yeah, while you're are it, put in a summary of the minutes and agenda in there as well. After all, my tax dollars are paying your salaries, so like a good supervisor I want to know what the hell you are doing during my time. Can't be done? Well hell, College Football Coaches have to disclose what recruits they "bump into" during recruiting season, right?....

* Finally I think President Obama should install a web-cam in the white house. I will even say kill the audio (OK, so people will still read lips). But whats wrong with that? Jefferson used to let people walk into the White House and see him with no appointment or email. He didn't even have a Blackberry. I just want to make sure he is working and not trying to break my record on Brickbreaker ...

There. I fixed the lack of transparency in 48 minutes. I did it without a blue-ribbon commission, a bi-partisan panel, a consultant's blessing, or by following the will of the people. I just went into "Nike" mode. I just did it.

Barry,... you play basketball, right?... .c'mon man... try on a pair Nike's on your dome.... Just do it.

Coda ...

2008-12-31T11:06:00.000-08:00

I've been having some good heart-to-hearts with Robert, my friend and blogging colleague, about many things as of late. We tend to use the other as an idea-foil when the writing-block Monster turns up unexpectedly. This morning as I cracked the knuckles for the last posting of 2008, my mind is remembering those conversations and banters. What better way to end the year than to pay homage to those good chats, the ideas they hatched, the postings themes that were left in the shelf and those mental itches left unscratched...

* The election of Barrack Obama changed politics forever; and for the most part -in my opinion-, for the good. The "experience" factor is forever gone as a strength and virtue for any politician. From hereon, we will judge them by their managerial ability to forge a strong team of advisers and cabinet members. Say what you will of Messier Obama, but he rarely lost his cool, he stayed on message, he went toe to toe with both the Clinton and Republican machines and came out without a sweat bead on his forehead. In the process, he forever changed fund-raising mathematics, got the country excited about a candidate for the first time in 28 years, got the world to salivate and an incoming President, completely filled his Cabinet a full month before he took office, -something I don't think has ever happened to my knowledge-, and finally, and in spite of a full-plate of serious and grave national dangers awaiting him, looks and projects himself as presidential, thoughtful and eager to tackle the Dragons. I never thought I would say this, but I am proud to have Barrack Obama as my President. I will be vigilant and watchful that his words and deeds conform to law and Constitution, ... but for now, and can do nothing but admire the man. Amazing...

* After 9-11-2001, a commission was set-up to inquire on the lead-up to that catastrophe and (hopefully) set recommendations to avoid such an event in the future. Its finding were published in a 600-page tome that is still holding up my Chevy's axle. One can make the argument, that the housing market collapse, the affiliated meltdowns of Fanny Mae, Freddy Mac et al ... the domino effect of the AIG, Bear Stearns failures etc... , at least merit the same type of commission to identify how this all happened, who was at the wheel when it happened, and the triggers needed to avoid similar disasters. Has anybody heard anybody calling for this? Not me. Which tells me both parties have had their hands in the largess of money coming in from these industry groups. Nobody, not the parties, not the Governors, not the Senate, not Pelosi, not Bush... and probably not Obama, ... nobody wants any flashlight of transparency shining in on any of this.

Memo to my President-Elect. If by 3:00pm on January 20th, you sit in the Oval Office and call for a neutral commission to investigate this economic meltdown, and allow the Justice Department to set up a Special Prosecutor to hire thousands of investigators and to the full extent of the law castigate those responsible for putting us in this pickle...., If you do that, and shake the rats off of the good Ship America, then you will have gone a long way in making me salivate to vote for you in 2012. C'mon, do the right thing! No matter where it leads...even if it sinks half the members of both parties,... let justice be done. Sure the mushroom cloud will be ugly, and your presidency may loose the luster it sorely needs to govern. Bu that one act alone will tell Joe Citizen that you are truly a transformational figure that will govern above and outside your own core ideology. This election after after all,... is about me Mr. President, ...not about you.

* The continued fall of the bastions of traditional media outlets such as newspapers, while fun to watch, is not something I wish continues. Sure at times I disagree with many an editorial piece, and yes the majority of them are of left-liberal persuasion and rarely give the other side "fair and balanced" access. Still, ... we need them. Look fellas, as much as I love to Blog, read other Blogs and peruse the web for my information and news, the truth is, the majority of Americana still sits in a Diner or their lunch-room and gets 99% of their news from the same crappy paper and ink that our Forefathers did. While there are some noteworthy Bloggers out there putting out some incredible and well-written pieces, most Bloggers, and I include myself in this category, do not have the training, education, will and responsibility to do the who-what-where-when-why of responsible journalism. We don't call 3 different sources to back up our writings. All most of us have is a laptop and a modem... that's it! We are opinion-makers for the most part. If the day ever comes that the majority of America or the world gets their public information and news source from the Blogosphere than I assure you we will be in the mother of all elephant dung-piles. Support your local paper and spend a buck a week to keep them alive and printing. It is the fourth power, it is the way we keep our Government accountable. A free, responsible and professional press corps is as vital to our way of living as the oxygen we need to sustain our lives. Think about that the next time you revel in the NY Times having to mortgage their building to survive.

* Finally, I marvel at one of the side-benefits of the blogosphere. About 2 years ago, I bumped into Conservative Commentary, a Blog run by a guy named Robert. I found him to be articulate, a great writer, heavy in his postings, funny as only an ex-Marine can be and as American-loving a person I've ever met. In time we began a mutual admiration society; him commenting on my postings, me commenting on his; and before you knew we were jumping the casual Blogging fence of camaraderie and delving into personal parts of our lives.

Fast forward to the end of 2008. Robert and I have shared emails, great chats, banter-ish conversations and comments on our Facebook pages, and are co-sponsors of his newest Baby-Blog, www.conservativeconvictions.blogspot.com, a place we hope turns out the virtual Town square Bazaar for all things conservative and all things that make America beautiful, interesting, noble, flawed and worth saving. Robert has not only become my co-worker, but we've become confidants on thoughts, life and other matters of life, ... I am proud to call the man my friend. I have never seen his face in person, nor felt the warmth of what I am sure is a firm handshake. Yet through the vessel of both our Blogs, through this very laptop, and across thousands of miles of fly-over country, I am closer in friendship to him, than many of the people I call my friends right here in Silicon Valley, California. Amazing the things than can happen in this medium, ...is it not?

Robert, here is to you my friend. Our Blogs have seen chaos and bliss, rain and sun, periods of activity and (in my case) endless absence. I have family, blood brothers, friends, musician buddies and many a kindred spirit that live in my heart. I welcome you as one of the few, the proud..... , the ones daring to sit in the House of the Pain Man and come out unscathed (Ha!). Happy New Year to you and yours, and may 2009 bring us closer to our shared goal of making mother USA a better place to be ...

..... OK, now that the man-love segment of the show is over, go back to your your things.... move along ... nothing to see here...... As to the rest of you?... I love you all, cherish the agreements and disagreements. 09' may not get better, but just give me a more interesting country and time and I can surely live with that...

Coda ...

The Ghost Of All Things Past ....

2008-12-25T14:03:00.000-08:00

.... the beauty of drinking yourself silly on Christmas eve (An unnamed fruit-punch concoction) is that one wakes up particularly ornery, impatient at most things and just wondering why it is that you do the things you do in the first place. So please allow me to indulge in my annual year-end venting. It is in no particular priority or logic.... just T-P being , well.... a roll of paper...

As I get older, I find myself amused in that I am attracted to things that as I child I would have never looked twice. Gardening? Poetry? ... Bird watching? Book classics? Those I call my friends here in California (... and Alabama?) say I am maturing and appreciating the simplicities of life. Knowing my cousins in New Jersey and Puerto Rico, they will rip me a new one and think I am for certain turning metro-sexual, or worse. My mind tells me its something more apparent. I have been watching a ton of documentaries on American History and Biographies. That John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, two figures I have grown fonder by the minute, were lovers of nature and read everything they got their hands on has certainly been influential. As an example, I recently looked up who the hell Cincinnatus was, based simply on a reference from one of Jefferson's letters.

Why is it that age takes away physical strength, yet gives us better clarity to understand the poignancy and relevance of history? Its easy to put it all on the maturing of the mind, but could it be that age awakens a level of beauty in the eye of the beholder that can only be uncovered by unidentified colors of pain, our unplanned catastrophic reference points and the drip-drying of tear ducts?...

In thinking of history and appreciation of the proverbial days of yore; the writings of Americans from the past has me physically spell-bound. Last night, while nursing said drunkenness in bed, I watched the Ken Burns' documentary of Lewis and Clark's westward expedition under President Thomas Jefferson. The letters from Meriwether Lewis to Jefferson, while simple, elegant, non-contrived, and devoid of angst, are as powerful and emotive as a punch to the solar plexus. The letters from Lincoln to his Generals during the Civil War?,... nothing I've read in my life has made me as embarrassed of my own ability. Has there ever been a love story with a natural grace as told by the letters between Abigail and John Adams? How is it that these times had such great writers? How did these people, without a public education system of note acquire such expression-dexterity? Such eloquence of syntax and penmanship? It would be so easy for me to drop in an example of how Washington (the General) would have texted his concerns to John Hancock were he to have had a Blackberry, .... but I won't.......Ok, this is too temping not to, so I will.... "Yo JH, pls snd $ for guns. We R chillin' in V-Forge. Benedict A. keepn us warm with jokes LMAO. Say Hi 2 Gen. Howe if U C him. Peace out" .... It just doesn't quite have the same regal gait and aplomb, does it...

In a related topic, and as I have been spending time at my newest Blogging collaborative effort, (www.conservativeconvictions.blogspot.com) I've been scratching my dome about many things. The founding Fathers and Mothers were for the most part Statesmen yes; but they were not foreign to dropping the F-bomb here and there and using the saltiest of words to make their case. Good language and conduct was considered of good manners and social-form; not something to be done due to the pressures of a politically correct atmosphere, as is the case in today's discourse. So I ask myself, why should I have to be a "kinder and gentler" T-P? Why?.... I know, I have spewed many times on not letting the messenger derail the message. I am an ardent believer that -for the most part-, when one delivers a message on a bed of flowers it is going to get more of a look-see that if it were on a bed of thorns...... still, why Do we have to be so nice? Why DO we have to be the bigger persons of ideology when the other side is message-vile and holds no quarter in putting our philosophy down? Is there not a virtue to let your unbridled passion of expression give your message the gravitas it needs? ... (Screw Rodney King, I say..., we DON'T have to get along....)

And speaking of "Gravitas" (as I have a fast-forward philosophical turret moment)... , in 2000, the media had an orgasmic time with the word. G.W. Bush was said to have no "gravitas" so he needed Cheney to buttress his lack of foreign policy yada-yada. Hmmm. Fast forward to 2008. PEBO (Pres Elect Barry O.), had zero foreign policy, executive or economic "gravitas", ... nothing. Heck, he had to get Biden just to get a few pounds of it. Yet,... did anybody hear the Media utter the "G" word once? I'm not saying anything new of course, and truthfully I don't put too much weight on experience anyway,.... but it just makes me laugh at how much of an attention span we have. The media thinks we are suckers,... and for the most part, I heartily agree with their assumptions.

Ok, back to my time capsule musings. Thomas Jefferson really screwed up, in my opinion. He should have never bought the Louisiana Territory from Napoleon no matter how good the bargain. Think of it, then the United States had the Atlantic as the eastern wall, the Gulf as the southern wall, the Mississippi in the west, and the British Territory to the north. Nice little nation without worrying about the Spanish/Mexican territory or the Oregon/North West passage. How much more manageable could we be right now? ... Did we really think expansion (The Southwest? The Oregon territory? Guam? Alaska? Hawaii? ...) was that important? I may have to do one of those "What if.." postings just to make myself feel better. We are too big, too varied, too multi-cultured and too .... whatever it is. Xenophobic? call it whatever comes in handy, but we are a 50-state Jabba-the-Hut nation whose eaten way too many cultural donuts and we can barely get out of our beds and do the dirty work we need to survive.

All this rummaging through history has my hangover feeling worse.... not better. But I do have one idea that has as good a chance to get national traction as Barrack Obama getting a breast-lift. It wont fix my headache, but it will amuse me to no end to share it. It goes like this:

Let's split the country 50/50. Why not do an experiment that calls for 25 states (for the next 25 years) to be ruled by me, by Fiat, without a democracy, a Republic, a Contitution or even the nuisance of voters to get in my way. Make me Benevolent Dictatus for 25 years, then decapitate my head at the end of my "term" for all to see no matter the final outcome. The other 25 states can continue on this 2-party system of Government that is as obsolete as the treadmill looking at me from the corner right now. You guys do it your way, I will have my little 25 States do it my way. I will bet you my country and my subjects would be the envy of the planet. And just to make it fair? I will let the traditionalists get to pick their 25 States first .... JUST as long as mine are contiguous, .... Just sayin'...

..... Finally, as of today's count, I have a Blog of my own, a Blog or two to which I contribute, 8 different email addresses to stay in touch with friends and family, a home phone, cell phone and smart phone, texting capabilities, a Facebook and MySpace social networking page, a web page for my band, two computer programs to make sure I stay "organized" and in control of my life, and God knows how many other ways to communicate with everybody in the Planet. Still, I wish I lived in a world that had but the pen.... the simple quill to write and express...., nothing more. Because in spite of the many windows of communication available to me today, I am far more isolated -and probably much lonelier-, than Meriwether Lewis and William Clark ever were..... even in their darkest of days humping over the Rockies, and paddling upstream,... always upstream ....

..... Uh oh... , my Blackberry is humming.... gotta' go and see what important matters await me. Be well America, feel free to make yourself a sandwich of both hope and despair, and down it with a swig of thoughtful introspection.

..... Only 991 more years until the new Millennium ....

Change Happens ...

2008-11-14T19:42:00.000-08:00

When Blogging, most of the time one falls into a few categories: The casual blogger who does it for fun and without fanfare, regardless of the passion for the Blog's theme; the passionate believer who has time I can only envy and posts once or more per day; and lastly the one who has time to post but hates to do snippets of quick hits. This Blogger refuses to post anything unless it has a semblance of depth, a little humor, and a piece he can be happy to put his or her name to it. I am clearly in the last hump.

In the two and a half years I've been doing this I've had runs where I go loony on the postings and do 5 or 6 over a few days, and many more times where I disappear from the grid until somebody awakens me from my slumber. Work, life, other hobbies, varied interest, changes and overall joy for variety keeps me away from taking a vested interested in the maintenance of my Blog. I don't do structured things very well, at least those not having to do with my job, that is. I get ants in my pants. I love doing this,... LOVE IT!, but i don't have the passion to do it with the time and effort it takes to maintain a blog interesting on a daily basis. That's just a fact.

A few days ago, Robert, my dear online friend whom I've known for a while (www.conservativeobservations.blogspot.com) told me about this new collaborative effort he had going. After a day of perusing the idea and the site, I was invited to join as a collaborator and was happy to accept. The other collaborators (Jenn and Sam) are both familiar to the conservative blogging nation within our circle of commentators and together, this foursome is hoping to make Blogging history. The concept we are beginning to develop is quite unique, ambitious and (to us) pretty darn bold.

I cordially invite you to visit "Conservative Convictions" at www.conservativeconvictions.blogspot.com. I think you will be happy you did.

In the meantime, Truth-Pain Emporium will remain in publish mode, albeit for a lesser-altruistic purpose. Most of you know my style, and believe me, it may not work well with the seriousness of the new endeavor. But here, I can blast away and wax poetic on the many stupidities than keep me amused, without offending anybody. To be further truthful, this is quite liberating in that I can maintain the topics that deserve a serious treatment over there (Conservative Convictions), while doing whatever the hell my mind conjures in the comfort of the Emporium's front lawn. I kind of like that...

To those of you here for the first time, welcome. I hope you can honor us in visiting both blogs. If you are a returning friend or pseudo-enemy,... well, welcome again and I hope I can maintain your interest with more frequent postings that will lighten up your spirits during these most heaviest of times.

Onward ...

The end of the best and brighest ...

2008-10-16T14:29:00.000-07:00

The third and last Presidential debate last night was not extraordinary because of the answers to the Moderator's questions, but just ordinary because of the answers he did not get. You can love Barrack or John, -and God love ya' for you have every right to do so-, but there is no denying that both of them lost a precious opportunity to either seal the deal (B.O.) or make a grand case for reconsideration (J.M.)

Both B.O. and J.M. could have knocked some softballs clear out of the Hofstra U. ballpark last night, and both failed at getting some lumber on the ball. The following are two examples of how I would have replied to specific questions posed by Mr. Schieffer. I know what you're thinking, "well hell TP, its real easy to have a whole night to come up with something clever. Let's see you do that Live you idiot!...". You may be right, but after you read my replies, you must also admit that the logic was there for the taking. You decide:

Mr. Schieffer: Senator McCain, is your running mate qualified to be President?

John McCain: Bob, there is not a single person that can be honest to Americans and say with conviction that he or she is ready. How does anybody know what "ready" is? What you want to know is whether or not the person has a history of surrounding him or herself with the best and brightest minds to help make the choices and decisions in the areas where experience is not a strength. Sarah Palin has shown she has the temperament to take on her party when it was the best thing for her State, the wisdom to select a Gubernatorial cabinet worthy of the great State of Alaska, and pragmatic enough to select both Democrats and Republicans to her staff. THAT is the idea our Founding fathers had when they envisioned "citizen government". Sarah Palin is a person that came up through the circumstances of her community and in the span of 10 years went from House wife to PTA to City Council Woman, to the Governor's chair and now near the White House! That is America; a country where anything is possible and where Government should be composed of professional citizens, not professional politicians! Heck, her story is more compelling than mine! I was first famous for getting shot and being in prison at a foreign country... I envy HER story! How can you not say she is not prepared for the presidency? Has Barrack, Biden or even myself had to balance a budget? No! She has! Have any of the men in these two tickets been in charge of a State's Energy Commission? No. She was! .... At the risk of diminishing myself in stature here,... I can make the argument that she has proven that experience is not necessarily the best barometer for success, but the ability to surround yourself with the best, and the moxy to take on corruption and the status quo regardless of the party affiliation. Was Washington ready? Was Lincoln? Was Truman? How much experience did FDR have? What about Monroe? Even Governors like Carter and Clinton? Besides being Governors, which Sarah Palin is,... what other experience did THEY have that made them qualified and beyond questioning? None. Absolutely none. Yes, Bob... unequivocally yes. She is prepared to lead, and prepared to step in for me where I incapacitated to do so.

Mr. Schieffer: Senator Obama, what about the negativity of the campaign?... you especially ran on a new tone and above-the-fray mantra. How do you feel about the turn for the nastiness here?

Barrack Obama: Look Bob, every battle plan is a good plan, maybe even a great plan... until the first cannon shot or bullet is fired. Then -as they say- it turns to hell. I meant what I said when I said it and I am sorry that it has come to this. I meant to have a clean a smear-free campaign, but I am not going to sit idly-by when the attacks cross the line of being against the policy and starts to hit the front lawn if you will of your character. If I can't prove to the American people that I don't have the emotional stones to combat that which I think is slander or unjust, then how do I expect them to trust me with the real issues of Government? I am a gentleman, I respect Senator McCain for his service to country and his tenure in the Senate, but I don't take a backseat to no-one, no one, when it comes to attacking me unjustly just to make a political point. Because in this one I agree with John McCain,... I'd rather loose an election that to lose a war .... and I will battle for my dignity. Make no question about it.

With that answer, McCain would have put Palin's gravitas question to rest. Period. Barrack would have put his toughness front and center for all to see and may have buttressed his perceived lack of cojones in bellicose or military affairs. Barrack can afford to let the fastball go by. McCain has precious few strikes left.

I have a friend, Republican guy, who is voting for Barrack. Even made up his own bumper sticker... "Hold your nose and vote for B.O." Classic....

Changes I can believe in ...

2008-07-28T21:11:00.000-07:00

I'm going to skip the preambles. I've been gone far too many weeks (or maybe not long enough...) to make this yet another blowhard moment. I'm not gonna lie and tell you my absence has been for anything noble or even justifiable. No. I have been feeling blue in many ways,... not depressed, not negative, not down.... just a soft shade of blue. Change is in the air, and of the type that not only affects me internally, but outwardly towards my daily life as well. In that spirit I would like to enumerate the changes that would (permanently) put a smile on my otherwise dour facade.

Changing the idea, of HOME: I don't know what that is. Period. I was born in New York, grew up in New Jersey, Florida and Puerto Rico..., moved to California to serve in the military; and while living in this state, I've relocated no less than 10 times in my 27 years here. Why the nomadic spirit?... I've never found home. My idea of home is a land that mimics my ideal of what my country means. Corny, huh? So sue me. Some of my new-found dearest online friends can attest to this. I have been hunting far and wide for a place that just smells and taste like Americana. I've not been searching for utopia,... I want the skeletons and all, ... I am still looking for a place that I can call home to settle-in for the rest of my healthy and happy days. When i find it, -and maybe i am closer than i realize-, i will post on it right here. I have a much larger posting about this theme, but I'm too darn lazy to even fathom writing the sucker. In the meantime, this little town will have to host my antsy ass until further notice...

Changing the idea of Elections: Memo to Barrack. You want change we can all believe? let's change the game not just the players. No more professional politicians in Washington. Everybody gets a single 6-year term then they get to get a real job requiring it to be farther than 1500 miles from the beltway. While we're at it, abolish the Senate. That 100-King pompous-ass body has nothing to do but ratify treaties and affirm laws? Screw 'em. Let there be a single uni-cameral system in Congress. Why have every freaking piece of legislation be vetted twice and go to "conference" when it does not mimic the other? What was the reason for the Senate anyway? Did John Adams long too much for the Roman model of a Republic?... please. Lets move on and streamline our Government. One term means no more running for re-election 15 minutes after the swearing-in. And speaking of swearing-in, let there be an electoral season that starts in August and ends in November...... of the same f***ing year! The Israelis and Britts can dissolve their parliaments and have a government installed in half an hour. Why is ours so bloated?...

Change of the word WAR: It occurred to me that the term war is applied liberally when we want to tackle something. The war on this, the war on that,... but the funny thing is the same rules don't apply to all wars, do they? For example we all know about the war in Iraq and Af-crap-astan, right?... but why is nobody commenting on the wars on drug and poverty? I mean surely we've spent untold trillions on those wars and nobody is threatening to cut-off funding for those wars, right? Why is it that although not one tangible and positive element has been gathered in those wars, no fat-assed senator has stood up and demanded on "exit" strategy on them? Did we not we go in too soon on the war on drugs? Where was the plan for the "occupation" once we had conquered poverty? Where was our exit strategy on that stupidity? its been 24 years or so,... should we not move on to something else to nuke or carpet-bomb or IED?.... I guess not.

Ok, enough for now,... time to take a day or two to catch up on my blog-reading...

Political Party Coolness 101

2008-05-12T20:10:00.000-07:00

.... or how the GOP can re-invent itself with the coolness factor.

The GOP has simply run out of cool. I don't think the GOP has had anything cool since,.... well since,..... hang on it will come to me,...

Seriously, think of it for a sec. The Democrats have the cool factor down pat. They have Hollywood pimpin' them, they have musicians jumping aboard, the seem to be light years ahead in the integrating the internet and TV to massage their message, and finally, having Eddie Murphy plan "Donkey" on Shrek just put the Elephant 6 feet under for good. Pachyderms no longer rule. They have the cool issues, they have the young cool mouth pieces, they have the cool love of the world, .... its cool to be a Democrat. I don't see too many Dubya 2004 bumper stickers anymore.....What to do? Well, the Pain-Man knows compassion and the Elephant Party is in dire need of an extreme makeover. Why am I doing this? Hey,... as an ex Republican myself I have a soft spot for my ex party brethren. Besides, at heart I am a true conservative in the mode of Thomas Jefferson (Yeah.... the founder of the Republican Democratic party back in the day of Washington). The original member of the modern-day Democrats was a true revolutionary small-government Libertarian. They just did not call themselves that. Pity. But I digress. So here are my TOP FIVE things the GOP can do to increase their coolness factor and start gathering votes from the next generation of voters.

1. GET RID OF THE OLD FARTS. Sorry, I know its rude and even mean, but it has to happen. Look at the stable of candidates you guys have rolled out since 1976. Ford vs Carter? (Ford looked like Frankenstein without the neck bolts. Carter even had hair over his ears! Very cool. The aberration was Reagan and Bush 41 (Carter just imploded with the hostage crisis thing). Although older than Carter, in 1980 Reagan just looked cool! And in 1988 Bush 41 had "Potatoe" Quayle to offset Dukakis' size 56 melon so he barely made it. But after that? Disaster! Bush and Quayle had no chance against Clinton and Gore in 1992. They looked cool together. Again in 1996 the GOP pulled out the oldest of war horses, Bob Dole as a sacrifice lamb. Skip the next two Bush 43 wins and what does the GOP do? Again they drop the oldest of war horses in McCain. C'mon! No matter what you think of Obama, the guy is out there playing basketball with the NC Tar Heels! That is cool! Seriously people, take a cue from Democrats. They are brutal with any ex candidates. You think they gave Dukakis, Ferraro, Kerry or Gore a second chance? Nope. They went to the ash-heap of democratic donkey-dung pile. Bring on the fresh meat.

2. GOP. Let's see, it stands for "Grand Old Party".... emphasis on old..... Nix it. Call yourselves the GYP (Grand Young Party), or NRP (New Republican Party) or BMJP (Bad Mamma Jamma Party).... anything but old! You want to connect with the next youth generations you have to market yourself much better than the word "OLD" and a freaking elephant. How about the Snake as a mascot? You know like the "Don't tread on me" Snake used in the flags of the original 13 colonies. That appeals to the bad-ass mentality of most men and it will have had a bonding thing with most woman (you know,... the garden of Eden's Snake with the apple thing....)

3. Streamline your platform so that, a) most people know what you stand for and b) put some things in there than the youth and generation X'ers can relate to. No, I am not saying pander to a specific group, I mean massage the message in a way that makes it compelling to everybody, not just middle-age, white, Christian, conservative voters. There is a nobility and coolness about "conservatism" that transcends age. Show it to them! Show the masses that being progressive is not exactly what the work implies! Look, if you ask anybody in the street what the GOP stands for they may say... "uh they're for the rich, they hate blacks and Latinos, they appoint Nazi-era judges, are against woman's rights and want to shove God down our throats"..... do you want the media to continue to propel this bullshit? Hell, I don't even know what the GOP stands for anymore. Small government, no nation building?... less spending? paying down the debt? ... Speak up in a language what we can ALL understand. Find a messenger, a good one, not just a bunch of politicians who are after their own asses...., find a voice, an image, a standard bearer that is not politically vested and can transcend political cycles!

4. Don't settle for mediocrity. Bush?... regardless of what you think about the man, do you believe he was the best and the brightest we had in 2000 amongst 290 million citizens? Seriously people, this is not just you but all of us settle for shitty quality simply because the only ones who run are the ones who have either name recognition or more money than Trump to GET name recognition. Where are the citizen-politicians envisioned by John Adams? where are the people that don't want to make it a career out of sitting their acne-laden asses on the Capital Rotunda? Scour the land and find them. Find the next generation of people that believe in the original intents of conservatism, find the voices who can project the good of the cause, find the examples of people that went from welfare to self-care because they found the winning formula of self reliance and hard work. Find cool examples of conservatism in everyday life. They are out there you know...

5. Lastly, don't let the Democrats hijack the cool issues, please! Teddy Roosevelt started the Antiquities movement and (to some of my own disagreement) reserved huge areas of the nation to be conserved in perpetuity for generations to come. The environmental movement is about "conserving" the planet and the nature of things. How the f**k did you guys let the Democrats hijack your issue? you could have owned it forever? Freedom of choice? the only choice the Democrats espouse is choice to abort, that is it! Freedom of choice should extend to schooling, health care and retirement plans! How did you guys let them hijack the word freedom to the point that people really thing the Democratic party is the party of Liberty?....

This party of Lincoln, Teddy and Reagan needs a makeover folks. And the fellas and gals running the show are not going to be the ones to do it. We are in a renewal era of politics and communications where mediums of expression are born everyday. The media no longer controls all the venues of messaging. We have our own. Put a bullet to the Elephant and let him pass on. He is done, tired and symbolically dead. Wake up GOP,..... wake up!

P.S. That's the very cool-looking Republican Governor of Alaska, Sara Palin, by the way.....

What if illegal aliens looked like her?....

2008-05-09T09:37:00.001-07:00

Race. The word has taken a high visibility exam in the past year, has it not? It always has been this "under the radar" thing. We felt it, thought about it, pondered about the changes needed to be made, yet it remained -for better or worse-, in the closet of discussion until Mr. Obama did his race speech and it was "release the hounds" time; everybody jumped in after the elusive fox. All the networks including the major cable channels were trampling over themselves to put hour-long specials on the air. NBC did an interesting piece called "Finding David Wilson" where a black "David Wilson" traced his roots all the way to a white "David Wilson" plantation in the modern day south. Touching. All the talking heads put race front and center in their "talking points" and before you knew it race was in the middle of what is considered a seminal moment in American politics. I've never seen the populace so willingly delving into this self-flogging moment. My October 27th posting called "Its the wiring, stupid" made even more sense to me as I watched with mild amusement and fascination the nation having a full pledge discourse on the topic. Then I made the mistake of getting on a mental tangent that took me to race as it applies to the immigration discussion (still) being held in this political cycle...., and one thought laid into the other like moss on a redwood's north side...

I started to ponder things and began looking at socio-politics as the related to borders in other parts of the world. to correctly gauge comparisons and have apples to apples examples, one must look at places where 1st world countries (like us) have a 3rd world country at its border (like Mexico). What if our southern neighbor countries were all of "white" European descent and culture?, and were mostly Caucasian?.... What if Europe itself was there and not Mexico. What if say, Denmark, Finland and Belgium were right across the Rio Grande instead of Tijuana, Sonora and Rosarito? Think of the possibilities and ramifications as it applies to today's socio-politics. Is it really the idea of illegal immigration that most of America is harping about? or is it the type, culture or racial mix of illegal aliens to which we particularly disapprove? Would the cross-border problems of health, drugs and language be as blatant? or would they be more palatable? If a bunch of "Inga Bjornson's" and "Sven Ikea's" were coming across dropping blue-eyed and blond anchor babies, would we we as intolerant? What if Great Britain was across the border and since they all spoke English there would be no issue of bi-lingual schooling needed; would that change our opinion? I have to confess that I paused at the idea and wondered if I would have the same visceral reaction to a culture that mimics my own coming across, rather than the implied "invasion" of illegals that some portray due to the fact that they are all brown, don't speak the language and (for the most part) come to gain the economic advantage instead of integrating themselves into the bastion of Americana...

Remember when the wall came down in Berlin?.... After the initial euphoria and celebration of reunification, what happened? Was there not a massive backlash from the West Berliners against their eastern brothers and sisters? Were they not treated like dog meat in spite of being of the same race, culture and language? Did they not piss on them due to the perceived "lower class" status and the massive hit to social programs? .... sound familiar? What about when the iron curtain fell and a myriad of Soviet satellite countries found themselves fending for themselves? did they reach out and touch someone? of did they circle the wagons to those of similar design and ejected anybody else that looked or spoke differently? When Israel became a country back in the 40's, did the displaced Palestinian territory emigrants feel welcomed in warm Arabic fashion in the bosom of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon and Egypt? or were they put in refugee camps hoping to dump their "Arab brethren" into somebody else's lap?....

Maybe I just answered my own question.... maybe I would still feel the same way about social services being stretched to breaking points and schools busting at the seams to handle the cultural cauldron. Maybe. But I have to admit, if I saw her swimming across the Rio Grande wanting to "come to America"..... don't think I would not toss her a life ring, shower her with confetti, Chocolate bom-boms, a night at the holiday inn express and a tour of Disneyland; ... oh yeah, and putting lotion on what has to be terrible sunburn in those silky-skinned shoulders of hers...

Ok, were'd that rant come from?.... my estrogen levels must be wavering ...

Bring on the Summer! ...

2008-05-07T22:36:00.000-07:00

Feb 27? Has it been that long?... Well, I have been busy ya' know...., the real estate swamp that has hammered the country finally caught up to my company. The cutbacks were brutal and many fine people lost their jobs. I thought I was a goner for sure. Being a Quasi-Libertarian in a sea of Utopian semi-socialists can leave you about as comfy as a puppy next to Michael Vick. But I'm good.

The living situation is another animal. I am really dying to get the hell out of the left coast. Mostly to be closer to the little one in Pennsylvania, but also to live in small-town America and become a "fly-over country" citizen. I'm looking at Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama and Florida currently. My goal is to move somewhere there in about 18 months (I can hear Robert going "Oh sweet Jesus....not in my state...").

To be honest I hate my cave-dwelling sabbatical, seriously. I just impale myself in books, research and other life minutia that by the time I come up for air 2 months have gone by.... I ask the forgiveness of my bloggerland brethren. I deserve to be flogged....

So what is new in the past two months?.... like we don't know... politics! I will be getting deep into this for the next few postings, but here's a sampling of my thoughts,...

1. McCain? If he pulls this out of his ass, er ... hat, it would not surprise me. Don't underestimate the power of the voter in the solace of the voting booth going "... Obama?.... what? oh hell no......". I'm not saying its going to be racially motivated (it will have some effect), but i just don't think America has the stones to put his relatively green, young, and liberal butt in the oval office; no matter how cool he looks in relation to McCain. But I have been wrong often as my last post so condescendingly noticed...
2. Obama? Part of me is dying to see him win...., think of the blog material for the next eight years! But then my brain kicks in again and I just stare at the wall in amazement that I can even consider the thought...
3. Hillary? I'll give her credit for making my news-watching nights more fun. That she went from the inevitable candidate to an underdog in 3 months, is proof that I am an idiot for not believing in God. He's gotta' be up there smoking a fat one going "I got to screw-up these elections more often..."
4. Super Delegates? Its funny that the "Democratic" party has such an undemocratic way of crowning their candidate. But then again, their party has changed, no? Their wonderful founder (Tommy Jefferson) was a real Revolutionary who battled to have the smallest Government footprint on society. Imagine,... a democrat who believes in small government. But I digress. The Super Delegates are gonna' stick their wet finger in the air around the end of May and try to run for the bandwagon,... only that wagon may already be a few miles down the road with no room for front-runners any more.
5. Speaking of God. Many of my postings have espoused my agnostic tendencies. No more. I swear I am not kidding. I realized that having faith is the greatest leap possible. It transcends logic and all that is sensible. There is something romantic, tragic, hypnotic and eternally blissful in believing in something for which you have no proof of its reality,... but your faith. A year ago, if I would have written that, I would have laughed. I am really looking forward to finding out where my new-found acquiescence leads me ...

Ok, but enough about me, I am heading over to the neighbors house to see what everybody has been writing about....

WHAT WAS I THINKING? ...

2008-02-26T16:12:00.000-08:00

Isn't revisionist history great? Especially when applied to one's self? My mind has been musing lately on all the things I've said, done, prognosticated, hoped-for or just plain gotten wrong going back to my "Yute". Here's a sampling:

* When I was a kid (mid-60's) the year 2000 seemed like a Star Date right out of Sci-Fi. I was dead certain we would all have flying cars like the Jetson's, our watches would have little monitors (like Dick Tracy) and I would have a lot more hair. None of them came true.

* I prognosticated that Rudy and Huckabee would be the wining ticket for the GOP. I may have batted .1000 here if Rudy had not run the worst campaign since McGovern in 1972. Mike Huck may still join McCain, but I still won't vote for him. I'm staying home in November.

* I also said Hillary was going have the primary wrapped-up by January 2008,... life does have a giant sucking sound, doesn't it Rodham? (Quote by Perot so I am still plagiarism-free)

* I said Arnold was going to clean Gray Davis' clock in the California Governor's race (I was right). Then I got stupid and said he was going to ride his Hollywood bully pulpit down the Democratic Legislative body and make California a truly centrist GOP state. I forgot to count the Maria Shriver factor. Arnold is a R.I.N.O (on steroids at that). That's "Republican In Name Only" for those of you politico-lingo challenged.

* I swore our troops were going to be met with flowers and fanfare in downtown Baghdad when they first went in. They were. I just figured it would last more than 15 minutes. It did not. I also predicted Playboy would have a "Woman of the Sunni Triangle" edition immediately thereafter. I'm still waiting on that...

* I thought the Minuteman movement down at the border would be a seminal moment in the history of border politics and that it would start a much-needed reversal of policy. It didn't.

* In feeling sorry for white America, I lobbied for a "White History month" to be taught in our schools; you know, just like black and latino history months are?.... Not that I am white by any measure but I just though the Caucasians where taking it in the ass with not having one. It went over like a wet fart after bad nachos at Taco Bell.

* Having failed at the above, I lobbied for 2 token white guys to be part of every NBA team. Sort of like a affirmative action for white boys, ya' know? Amazingly they scoffed at my idea due to something called "competition"....? the horror! What was I thinking.

* I though Ray Nagin would be toast after his "New Orleans will always be a chocolate city" comment. I failed to take into consideration the everlasting patience, stupidity and spineless disposition of some (most?) voters.

* I tried to pimp the principled disposition of my party, the Libertarian party that is (www.lp.org), and both Democrats and Republicans laughed at my sorry ass. I have one more post coming on that one.

* I glowingly said that "In our Hands" by Charles Murray was the coolest, most though-provoking book I had read the whole year,... and got lambasted for supporting eugenics. Do you see a pattern here?...

So what the hell; here a sampling of my bold predictions for the rest of 2008.

* Barack is taking the White House, but not by the landslide the talking heads are yapping about. McCain is going to surprise some people with his strength in the south and (trumpets please) that he loses California by only 2 points. And no, he is really not picking the Huckster as his VP. It's Lieberman baby.

* Speaking of Barack, twenty minutes after he sits his boney ass in JFK's old chair (shouldn't they retire that freakin' thing?) Russia, China, Iran, Bosnia, Venezuela, and a half dozen other countries will begin planning how to test the new American President. The first 100 days will be ugggglyyyyyy.

* Thirty minutes after his boney ass is still plastered to the cracked leather, the House will bring forth a resolution to impeach Bush, Cheney, God, Condoleeza, Ralph Nader and any other person or entities who pissed of the party of the Donkey in the last 8 years.

* Fifty minutes after his boney............. Mitt Romney will move to Iowa to begin campaigning for 2012. John Edwards will be 2 doors down the hall.

* Not wanting to go through the impaling process again, Hillary will back-stab Harry Reid at the first opportunity and try to run the Senate for the next 20 years. Yes, she will win the leadership role and probably be King-maker for the next 4 democratic primaries.

* Speaking of Hillary, having no use for Bill, she will finally dump his useless butt and have Ellen Degeneres move into her digs. Ellen will be quoted as saying "Shame on you Bill!".

* Your think McCain is a pugnacious, hot-tempered little shit now? Wait till he loses the election. His arms will retract another 6 inches, the comb over will look like David Gergen's, and his wife Cindy will divorce his ass too...., just in case he really did boink that lobbyist.

* The U.S. will really put the hammer down in the Summer Olympics and kick serious booty in most of the events. The success of the Americans will further piss the world off, and the crowds will chant "Ste.......roids!" during each medal presentation. Barry Bonds will not be allowed into the country. His larger-than-Godzilla head will be deemed a "clear and present danger" to the communist government.

* As to me? I will still be making inroads to the local political apparatus, I will still be going to the cave quite often, and my Blog postings will still get a Blog readability test of "Elementary School". (I swear that made me laugh my ass off...)

Coda

LIBERAL REARING 101 - (Part of my fair and balanced forum)

2008-02-15T11:27:00.000-08:00

After a posting like my last one (and no reported suicides), I NEED levity going into President's Day weekend.

(Editor's note: Are you humor impaired, satire-phobic or sarcasm-challenged?... just skip this and have a jolly good day)

A few months ago, I was having lunch and discussing the merits of good parenting with a former co-worker; he of serious liberal / progressive dispositions. After much bellowing as to how his kids "better not ever THINK of voting Republican as long they are under my roof" (or words to that effect), I went back to my corner office with a view of nearby U.S. Highway 101, and a jovial yet evil smile formed in my otherwise handsome facade.
(soft music intro in the background)....

I can imagine one of the conversations between said Father and his 14-year old Son, to go something like this:
....
Son: "Dad, why are you a liberal?"
Dad: "Why?.... It's in my blood Son! and in your blood,... and the blood of any self-respecting and enlightened American to be of left-wing persuasion. I am a liberal because of the legacy of FDR and because I believe the State has a duty and responsibility to care for the needs of its citizens, no matter how trivial or large. Everything,... schooling, health, medicine,.. the whole Magilla. We get taxed up the butt, so Government should care for our butts after taxing us as well. To think any other way is to be a selfish capitalist who only believes in his own good, and not in the good of the collective..."
Son: "So.... is that the best system we have? or is that that best system YOU chose to vote for?"
Dad: "It's not a "system" Sparky! its a way of life (grinnin' ear to ear). To live a liberal life it to care for those less fortunate than you, to open your arms to the weak, sick and hungry, to give freely so that those more needy than you can have a better Day. To be a liberal is to take from those who have, and give it to those who don't. A kinder, gentler way of socialism..." (futher smug grinnin')
Son: "Ok,...I guess I don't know why you rolled up the car window so fast when that homeless guy came up to us at the stop light..... but anyways, is being a liberal a better choice then?"
Dad: (clearing the throat... ) Well, about the homeless guy,... I did not want to endanger you or your Mom, Son. You never know who is passing as oppressed nowadays,... besides, the guy behind me was rolling down HIS window so I knew that Bum, er I mean homeless soul was getting something.... (laughs uncomfortably) ....... but let me explain this to ya'; Choice is the pre-eminent word in our beliefs. We are the better choice of culture, we are pro-choice for keeping a woman's right to choose, we are a better choice to give the poor and dis-enfranchised a better choice for gettin' back on their feet, ... yes Son, its about choices"
Son: " So... , if I chose to say vote Green, or libertarian, .... or Republican, especially after hearing your pimpin' of the liberal way, you would say that would be ok, since it was my choice, right Dad?,... and speaking of choices, does the unborn fetus get a choice to live or die in the opinion of Roe V Wade or is this a selective type of choice?"....
Dad: (chuckles in a condescending way...) "well, lets not get ahead of ourselves kiddo, you've a long way to go before you are of age to vote and intelligent enough to make such a choice on voting, for that matter. As to Roe V. Wade, well that is a very complicated issue there...., the fetus is just a bunch of molecules and cells held together in the amniotic sack,... it is not a "person", its a, er,... a soon-to-be-human, you know?, and as such is not protected by the laws of the land.., and who taught you about abortions anyway......?"
Son: "But Dad, if choice is so important, why did you get upset a few years ago when National Public Radio was considering adding conservative-based programming?... after all, most of their programs are pretty liberal, no?"...
Dad: (shift uncomfortably in the lazy-boy...) "That was a blatant attempt by that pin-headed G.O.P.-installed FCC Commissioner to interfere with an independent publicly-financed institution. Public Radio is fine the way it is, why the hell should they be another FoxNews conglomerate or Clear Channel dangit! NPR is as fair and balanced a media as we have in this County! "...
Son: "Ok, what about your Union dues Dad? I don't see those going to support anybody but liberal candidates... what if I were in a Union and wanted the CHOICE to give my dues to somebody else. Can't I have a say in that?"
Dad: "Thats different Son, (shifting to the left butt-cheek) You have to trust that ol' Hoffa Jr. knows what is best for us. God knows that man has seen his share of travails and hardships. He is fighting for you, for me, for our American Manufacturing, he is......."
Son: "... but Dad, you just bought a Korean made Toyota Scion..."
Dad: "Again, a choice Son. I though saving the planet and the environment by getting a better fuel-efficient car was the price to pay for my beliefs. Besides, its built in Ohio, and we need to keep those Buckeye Union members employed, don't we Sparky?"
Son: "Hmmm well the Chevy Aveo has better mileage than your Toyota, its built here and most of its parts are US-made,...but what about Education, Pops?... what if say you decided that the Teacher's Union here in Coulterhateville was doing a crappy job at hiring the best teachers at our district? and that the school could not fire the worst ones, you now?, -like most companies can fire someone who does not produce the expected results would?-,... what if say, Charter schools, home-schooling and vouchers were presented as choices to all Americans so WE could decide what is best for our needs,... would that not be good?"
Dad: (developing a zit at the tip of the nose...) "Look Boy, there is NOTHING wrong with Teacher's Unions; nothing at all! They can handle their own, believe me. The ONLY way to have a one-America, a consistent education for all kids -legal AND undocumented-, a better way to prepare the youths for the challenges of a global economy is for all of us to pool our resources under one banner and make the U.S. Education system the best in the planet; and that is something that without Unions we could never do. Do you honestly believe we can leave the choice of education to un-educated parents? to Christians and other right-wing Bible thumpers?, to care-takers of special-need kids?, ... to Republicans? God forbid, to Libertarians?......, C'mon Son, who is putting all these moon-baty ideas in your head?, Have you been listening to Glen Beck again?..."
Son: "No one Dad,..... (thinking...),... well, to be honest, I think I'm getting them from you, Pops...."
Dad: (bouncing from the lazy-boy and kneeling next to Sparky) "From me? (horror look on face), how did that happen? I thought you were my little liberal-in-training?... what did I do wrong?..."
Son: ... "Dad, nothing... you did nothing wrong. But did you not tell me to think for myself? I though you said I should never follow the herd and make my own way in life no matter what I was up against!.... isn't choice universal Dad? Why should freedom of choice be for abortions but not for education?, or health coverage?, or even Government policy? I think that by listening to both sides of any issue gives me the best opportunity for making the best choices for me, don't you think? Did you not say critical thinking is..... well, critical?"
Dad: "Of course I do,... well uh, to a certain extent, as long as it doesn't interfere with the code of Liberalism, Son. But as a Father I have a moral duty to guide you to that which best represents what I view in life as right, as righteous, as sensible for all,... but especially for you, for you!... , don't you see that the needs of the many sometimes outweighs the needs of the few?.... or the one?"
Son: "Dad, I heard that line from Spock in Star Trek V or something, but anyways,... look, I'm sorry you are upset. I will try to get a better understanding of your perspective. I know you love me and all you want to do is guide me to the right path. Don't think I see your thoughts as dichotomous, .... I know there isn't a hypocritical bone in your body........ I love you Dad! (beaming with pride)...
Dad: "Thanks son, I love you too (misty eyed), .... and I appreciate the vote of confidence in me. Dichotomous,... wow!, nice use of the word, Kiddo! where'd you pick that up?"
Son: (sheepishly) "er.... the Rush Limbaugh Newsletter........"
(fade to black,... as Dad twitches on the hardwood floor.....)

REQUIEM FOR A LAND ONCE CALLED CALIFORNIA...

2008-02-12T22:03:00.000-08:00

In 2058, after nearly half century of demographic shifts in its population and burdened by the steady exiting of most manufacturing and technical industries to easterly neighbor states, Canada and Asia, the state of California -after a decade of political and Supreme Court decisions supporting it-, seceded from the Union and declared itself the Republica de California Norte (As opposed to Baja).

The results of this action were apocalyptic in its effects and unforeseen by the remaining vestiges of the once-magnificent American population. Mexico, having annexed Guatemala to the south just 4 years before, instantly declared bi-lateral talks with the new Government and a free-immigration zone was quickly declared along the Mexican-California border. A makeshift border fence constructed by the Army Corp of Engineers in 2031 was demolished over 16 months and the existing border was declared void by the new Republic and its neighbor to the south. Most major cities in the state, -now shadows of their former selves due to urban decay and rampant corruption-, became bastions of anarchy like the wild-west times of bygone eras. The agricultural middle valleys were quickly nationalized, as were Federal lands and antiquities, natural oil and gas reserves and whatever was left of Government fixed asset surpluses. Cities such as Los Angeles, Sacramento and San Francisco, mirroring images from Hollywood post-apocalyptic films, were ripe with looting of such magnitude that the States of Arizona, Nevada and Oregon were forced to open refugee camps by the thousands to comfort Californians fleeing the Golden State. Border skirmishes at Oregon and Nevada quickly erupted by ex patriots trying to salvage the remaining union of western states against further aggression. The Governments of Venezuela, Cuba and Uruguay purchased large swaths of land of what once was Orange County and Santa Barbara and immediately commenced nationalizing the off-shore oil fields long laid dormant by the zealous environment movements of the time.

The falling of the former 6th largest economy in the world started a domino effect of a magnitude never imagined by the founding Fathers of a once-great Country. Florida, Alabama, Louisiana and Mississippi immediately coalesced into the United Gulf States and recalled its entire congressional body in the spring of 2059, thus starting the disintegration of the US system of government as it was known. Middle America, -or what was left of the original union- became a loose confederacy of states inter-depended on each other for trade but the large Federal might of the economy and military power faded rapidly.

Signifying a never-before seen socio-religious movement, Michigan, Illinois and Ohio had grown to be 26% Muslim with torrents of illegal Arab immigrant coming through the Canadian border by the tens of thousands each month. Within 6 years from California's secession, Sharia law was declared in all but one of the great lake States. The last President of the Union, -the honorable Mathew Schwarzenegger-, ended the final body of Congress -and the dissolving of the Union on July 04 of 2076-, with these words:

"Had we known the effects of such things, had my father not listened to my mother Maria in terms of the burgeoning immigration crisis of 2011, has we been disciplined in our stewardship of the Republic and not kneeled to diversity for diversity's sake, had we tempered our naive road towards tolerance in blind worship of political correctness, our nation would still be one, and still be great. Three hundred years old we would have been today..... what happened? Oh God what have we done..."

And then we all awoke,... happy to have been dreaming, happy that it was but a nightmare.

The destruction of America, of the idea of being an American and of the American dream will not come through attrition, through foreign invasion, or even by political shifts. It will only come via the minute by minute, hour by hour and the day by day effects of us forgetting how good we have it, how much blood and capital was paid to get here, what the nation was originally intended to represent and ultimately by the failure to remind our children that this idea of Lady America is as fragile as it is unique.

You think this can't happen? I humbly say to you that we all better wake the fuck up, find out where we left our collective balls (or ovaries) at, and take a stand, take a fucking stand no matter the political consequence, ridicule, blow back and pain. I'm going to be long dead before this shit happens, but my kid, my darling little girl is going to inherit my inactions, my blasse attitude of change, my apathy and my assumptions that "somehow" we will prevail, that somehow we will be ok.

You hear me?.... anybody?...

Early thoughts on the political season ...

2008-02-12T09:41:00.000-08:00

Ahhh, ... my first post of the year of our Lord 2008; and you guys thought I was gone for good....

Mathew Dowd had a very interesting piece that caught my eye at www.realclearpolitics.com and made jot down some thoughts. Can you imagine Hillary Clinton not winning the primary popular votes, and horse-collaring the super delegates to vote for her to get the nomination? I want to see her explain why Florida/2000 was stealing votes and that "every vote" counts, except when it comes to the nominee of a political party. It would be suicide and gumption of the highest order. But what the hell; most of the populace is enamored with the idea of having Monica Lewinski's ex boyfriend's wife for president so who am I to argue?

Speaking of the primaries, I hope Barrack takes not just the nomination but the general election. Hear me out on this. The pro's of having McCain as president? Maybe coninuity of the war effort to a successful conclusion (whatever you define that to be), experience in Goverment (is that a pro or a con?), and keeping the left wing out of the white house. The cons? It gives the Republicans and independent conservatives like yours trully no "urgency" to look for the next great visionary. You think McCain is going to cede the White House after just for years to a VP-in waiting? That pugnacious, hot-tempered, Hanoi-Hilton Yoda is a lot of things but gracious he is not. He feels he is owed, and he will love nothing more than to have his brand of Republicanism be the event that changes the party forever. Having said that, here' my take on having Barrack as Prez. Presidencies are more about symbolism than substance. As much as MLK's words of judging a man by the content of his character and not the color of his skin is ideal, it just does not ring true in the real world. Having a Black man (ok, ok... so he's half black) take the oath of office would turn one big, wet and ugly page of our history and have a seismic shift in what kids of color think can achieved. The Caucasian males have had 240 years of being in charge. Let the country be headed by a man who mimics what the world is turning into... an osmosis of cultures and races. Can he fuck up the nation in 4 or 8 years? I don't think so. We had Nixon, Carter, Jackson, Harding..... Bush..., if none of those boneheads could cause a tectonic shift that was permanent and undo-able in the fabric of mother America then I doubt having Barrack sitting his skinny ass in the White House will either. I'm serious. Maybe this will be a good thing in the long run. Besides, think of how much fun talk radio and the cable taking heads will have! I personally can't wait to see Rush with an oxygen mask on his ditto-cam the first time Barrack the purple flag in the south lawn.... classic. In all seriousness, the conservative movement (in is classic definition) needs to have its collective ass kicked and new standard-bearers will have to be found. Not in the hallways of Capital Hill, but in the streets of regular small town or big town America. Where are the next great libertarian and fiscal conservative minds going to come from? Where will we find the next legion of leader who have the cojones to tackle the pain of the baby-boom retirees coming home to roost? C'mon people. Let's take one in the shorts and vote the fella' in. Congress will still be grid-locked so nothing will really change, except for the possible exceptions that symbolically the nation can puts its foot on the neck of its marginal racist past.... forever.

If I may put my sarcasm and tongue-in-cheek aside for a moment (as painful as that is....), I work in a pretty left-leaning organization that provides affordable housing in the lower bay area region of California. I find it mildly amusing (but more irritating lately) that they celebrate the term "Diversity"...., as in diversity of race, sexual preference and race whenever possible,... just no diversity in opinion. How conveniently selective. There are few Republicans here, and when one shows his or her political flag the collective left recoils and hisses like snakes crossing paths with a Mongoose ("...oh my God, there is a republican working here? amongst us?..."). I feel sorry for the non-left workers here. They work just as hard, care just as much, show their devotion to duty and mission with the same focus, albeit with different prims of opinion,... yet they have to live in the closet. How funny is that?.... the act of living shamefully underground and in "the closet" of life has passed from being a Gay issue to a political opinion issue. That's why I love being the independent libertarian that I am. Because I can see the sins and glory of both sides of the isle, .... and pucker with glee when I can lob a well-placed opinion grenade when needed. I'm pro-choice. The difference with me and everybody else on the left is that I am pro-choice..... for EVERYTHING, not just a woman's right to do the Hoover maneuver inside the womb. Choice is good. Competition is good. Diversity is good..... when it is elective and not selective.

Ok, back to my cave....

So i was waiting on my flight, when suddenly...

2007-12-26T10:45:00.000-08:00

'Twas the day after Christmas, and the Pain-Man is stuck for 6 hours at Pittsburgh International until his flight to San Jose via Phoenix takes off......, 6 hours! That's what happens when your Beechcraft out of Franklin, PA breaks down and you jump on a commuter bus hoping to make your flight...., and you're 15 minutes late. Dammit! As good a time as any to post since all the books at the Hudson News stand looked un-appetizing to my dome at the moment.

Just some general observations ....

The Primaries: I called for Giuliani / Huckabee to win the whole thing back in the spring (I love harping about that), but I think I may have gotten it backwards. Its funny that all Howitzers have flung from Romney to Huck. Let's see if the Media things he is a "nice" guy now that his is the Alpha Dog. Do I still stand by my prediction?... Yep. I'm riding the Giuliani pony up until he impales himself in Florida, then I will mount the Ron Paul horse just for my own amusement. I'm writing myself in as a candidate, in case you were wondering.....

Christmas: As a religious agnostic, I have no problems with America's Judeo-Christian ethos, none. Is a matter of fact I love saying "Merry Christmas" and all the pleasantries that come with the holidays. I especially love saying it in California, where the word has been non grata for years now. My progressive friends get anal-cramps every time I say it (sorry for the visual), but screw 'em. My reason is simple. Some traditions are just good ol' American Apple Pie stuff and though you may not agree in principle with some of them, is it hurtful in any way to wish somebody a merry day in the time we celebrate the birth of a guy who -at the very least-, was a good man and tried to be a good example to us all? Shit, if someone wished me Happy Ramadan or Beelzebub day I would grin widely and say, "back at 'cha"! Yeah, I heard Romney's speech, and yes, I think it was inspiring, beautifully spoken, and a great illustration of what makes this country un-governable at times. So what! I don't believe in the day of the dead, but I celebrate Halloween. Besides, Isn't the new year something conjured up by the Judeo-Roman calendar way back when? Was it not influenced by religion? Why don't we have a problem with that too? If we start cherry-picking the crap we are not happy with then I really hope there is a God to save us from our own politically-correct sorry asses.

NFL Football: I hate New England. There is nothing to love them for, nothing. In spite of the magnanimous way Brady carries himself, Moss is a dropped-pass away from imploding, Belichik has the charm of a Rhino, and the uniforms themselves are stupid. That having been said, if they do roll over everybody, then they HAVE to be mentioned as the best team ever. Best dynasty? maybe they are getting close to that too, but you gotta' give them their props. And curse Baltimore for calling that bone-head time-out at the end of that game....they had them on the ropes, the bastards!

Local Politics: Things move slowly at the local level, at least that has been my experience with my new targeting of my own backyard issues. Its not that you need any more grease to be heard, its that you need the grease AND timing. Local politics is very chummy, and if you are a newcomer to your town then you are screwed because nobody knows you, trusts you or gives a shit about how altruistic your intentions are. So I'm motoring on, with nothing more to report other than the fact that it is amazing the differences are between your home-town news rag, and the national one. Much more transparent, full of caffeine, and yet utterly digestible.

(Hang on ... gotta' get my 2nd can of Red Bull....)

2008 Resolutions: ... ha! Like I kept half of my 2007 ones...

1. Take my Harley down California highway 101 to Santa Barbara and snap 1 photograph of every mile of coastline. Then post it so that you know why I call this God's country (see? I can say God....!)

2. Finally record a CD of covers. Yes, grab 12 of my favorite tunes, remix them on my laptop, re-record the vocals, and print them out under the name "Uncovered". Then have all the original artists sue my ass for copyright infringement, only to realize that they like what I did production-wise and make millions by re-packaging old shit into new shit. There are suckers born every minute,... I know,... I'm one of them.

3. Have coffee, somehow, somewhere, with at least one person I've met on this virtual cafe of ours. If nothing more that to see if the face matches the web persona.... that would be fun. I do have one concern in that a hell of a lot of you are ex-Marines and may want to bury my ass for all the smack I've laid on ya' the past few years, but I hope "Semper Fi" is not just a cute latin ad word :-) (Mustang, Robert?.... )

Gotta' roll, I still have 4 hours left until my flight and there are many worthless Magazines to read but not pay for........

Do enjoy a Happy New Year, a belated Merry Christmas to you and yours, and may God bless my un-believing ass...

THE MOTHER OF ALL INSURRECTIONS ...

2007-11-28T19:53:00.000-08:00

OK, so its been a month! I just love sabbaticals, don't you?...

It happens to me often. After a few weeks or months of posting ad naseum, I get ants in my pants and have to vent in other ways rather than the almighty pen, ... or keyboard. Sorry, its in my nature to want variety of blow-hardness. This time it was not ants that got to me, this time it was my desire to do something tangible, something real,.... meaningful. So I did two things that I've never considered in the past. One, I started a "MySpace" page. What is normally a social-mingling virtual cafe, I've decided to use as a base of operations. Its really a grass-roots (on my end) venture to connect with local like-minded independent-fiscal conservative-libertarians. Yes local. I want to build a local-only net-roots of political mass inertia. The second thing?... I am looking for a race to get into. A real race, a seat in the local school board, a seat in the local redevelopment agency, a voice in the PTA, a volunteer in the local whatever ,... anything ANYTHING to get me wired into the real machinations of LOCAL government. After all the belly-aching I do about my shitty Government, I decided that I am a hypocrite-ass who is happy to be on the sidelines barking at the moon. Enough, I thought. Do something or shut your trap AND and your pen. Why did I do those two things? Why the emphasis on local?....

It happened during one of the early debates, I believe it was the first YouTube debate of a few months ago. I found myself thinking, "My God, I know the names of most of the Federal Executive Branch, but can't tell you who the hell the Mayor of my town is.." I can name 30 Federal Agencies, yet can't name 3 local ones. I can name details of the Federal budget but have no idea what is the budget of my city. Seriously. It is a microcosm of my prism. I am obsessed with national politics, the soap operish nature of the election cycles,... I am glued to talk radio and the cable talking heads,... and yet I found myself embarrassed at my inexplicably low knowledge of local and state politics. What the f**k is that all about?... Why am I, -and the nation for that matter-, so fixated on the at-large motions of politics. Tip O'Neill had it right. All politics, he said, is local. No shit.

So I'm local-inizing myself (pardon the Bush-ism).

I've been pounding the keyboard for more than a year, and while it has and will continue to be fun, cathartic, amusing, and challenging; I want to balance it with really doing something that I can sink my teeth into. See, I think in some way, we have become enamored with the macro. And while its entertaining and back-patting as all hell to be bantering with my fellow blogger-brethren across the land, the truth is, my little town is still knee deep in the problems that I've been bull-horning all along. So why not turn my bull-horn to myself, to my town? .... yes, I've been making noise, but in the wrong direction.!... Am I really changing anything?...

I want to make a change right here, in little Gilroy, California. I've begun the mother of all subversive plans and if it takes me 10 years,so help me hades I am going to make a difference. National politics will always be there to piss on,... but if all politics are local, and if the preponderance of the electorate begins to fix their own backyards,... then the Feds will have to take notice, ... and if they don't, then we are really up shit creek.

Memo to the red, purple and blue counties across America,... look at that map people, look at it! Fly-over country should not cede the the power of the future of America just because a few mega-populous states control a third of the house of representatives. Subversion is the key, your very own underground movement against your unsuspecting local government. Subversion, will no longer be a lexicon monopolized and identified with terrorists. It should be ours. Government should fear us,... always. My call to all, is simply this. Join your school PTA, run for office, be a citizen politician, dare to get your hands dirty, dare to do something else than sit right there where you are sitting. Somewhere, maybe in your town, ... while you are watching Hannity and Colmes, or Keith Olbermann and nodding in agreement, there are people all around you pounding the pavement and making real change...... sometimes change that does not necessarily dovetail with you idea of America,... or the world for that matter. This is not a soapbox moment, I am really talking to myself... , you can join me in my self-flogging at your peril.... or blessing.

The days of politicians and the media controlling the message and content are really over. The Internet, YouTube, the bloggers,... all have made it possible that a little guy like me, with a laptop, a few editing programs, -and most of all- an idea,... a message, can make the proverbial ripple in the water. This is a magical moment where for the first time in history everybody can take the power back from the professional politicians who have fleeced us for 200 years. I will be God-dammed if I am going to look my daughter in the eyes and say that all I did during these years was bark at the moon.

I will continue to be here and post my musings as often as I can, and as time permits. Keeping my grass roots page has had me up for weeks,... the project has been daunting. But once I get it rolling, I may,....repeat, may, link it here just to get your feedback. In the meantime keep your sonar ears on, will ya?...

..... Down periscope, batten down the hatches, set condition one-alpha... rig for silent running....

IT'S THE WIRING, STUPID! ~~~ (Part 1)

2007-10-27T13:12:00.000-07:00

Martin Luther King once mused about a world where a man can be judged by the content of his soul and not the color of his skin. Rodney King once asked "Can't we all just get along?".....

It has come to me that we have been waxing poetic about a Utopian society that is fixated on getting along, merging with the un-mergeable, talking to people you don't necessarily like, not celebrating (or acknowledging) the differences of races, cultures and habits and political correctness at the expense of honesty. I'm done with the Star Trek moment folks. Put your oxygen masks on:

It is because we are "wired" differently, that the "cumbaya" moment of all of us joining hands in a chain link around the planet is never gonna happen.

Let's talk about the brain wiring according to the House of Pain, shall we?

WE can gloss it all we want, and we can espouse the virtues of being color-blind until Jesus lands in Jerusalem again, but I think the human being is naturally drawn to that which most closely resembles himself. Do you think it's an accident that most whites marry whites? most Asians marry Asians? Most Blacks marry Blacks? It is because all things being equal (and there are always the aberrations so pipe down!), we will always steer ourselves to "comfort circle" that our own kind brings. Why do gangs in prisons segregate according to race? Do you think its an accident or its written in the Warden's manual as they roll in? Nope, its as natural as going potty. As yourself this, if you were put into a room with 10 different groups of racial/cultural backgrounds, would you feel equally comfortable with all? or would you naturally have an affinity to that group which most closely mimics your ethnicity? That's not to say you would not mingle at will with others,... I'm just saying that in most cases we are drawn to those closest to our own reflection of looks, and we extrapolate from there to culture and behavior patterns. Political correctness be damned, I will say it for you. I call it innate racial preference, and in no way am I implying it is negative. It is what it is.

I was listening to Limbaugh the other day as he bellowed on the fact that ANYBODY has the ability to improve his or her life, and thrive to become a wealth-earner in America blah-blah-blah. Rush, I love ya' babe, you are as entertaining as a fart in a jacuzzi; but let me put it to you this way. That kool aid has some amount of B.S. written in its code. Sure a good percentage of the population is just lazy and if prodded with the right incentive and motivation can certainly improve their financial situation greatly. But lets not kid ourselves, not everybody is wired to excel, not everybody is wired to want more that the regular guy next door. Not everybody was meant or wired to do what it takes to buy a house. That's why there are apartments! Seriously. Not everybody is wired to compete for the best life has to give. Some folks are just not materialistic and have a socialistic ethos of living. They believe you should just have enough to live comfortably -but no more-, with a small carbon footprint, and any other economic largess spewed out by the economy should be put to use for the greater good. These people are not necessarily bad or necessarily of altruistic intentions, they are just not wired to have the BMW, the 2,800 square foot stucco home, nor the 120 gig I-Pod. They are happy living a simple life and at times look condescendingly at those (like Rush) who thrive on competition on monetary success. Let's face it, society will always have to deal with that 10% of slugs, leeches and just lazy-asses who just don't know how to care for themselves, don't care about improving their lives, and are more than happy to live off the Dole until they kick it.

And speaking of social wiring, it goes to my favorite topic, politics. Why are some people Republicans, some Democrats, some Green, some Communist/Socialists..... why? Because due to a myriad of things such as childhood influence, life experience, genetic social preferences, and conscious or unconscious choices, they wound up being of a particular mind-set to which the platform of certain parties become attractive. Example:

Some bleeding heart liberals see a Bum (Homeless wanderer to the politically correct in the room) laying on the curb and says: "Sir, this is not your fault, society has done this to you, let me take you to the shelter and get you clothing, feed you, try to get you detoxed from whatever chemical dependency you may have and I will continue doing so until I can do it no more because there is no limit to my compassion and caring" .... Liberals really live this! they are wired to give the Bum some Sushi instead of teaching him how to fish for it. How they got wired that way? who cares,... they may never see the virtues of a conservative way of thinking. It is what it is.

A Conservative or Libertarian sees a Bum laying on the the curb as says: "Sir, there is no doubt life has given you a bad cast of luck right now, or maybe this has been a self-inflicted wound on your part. Well, I am going to help you help yourself. I am not going to coddle you and feel sorry for you. Rather I am going to kick your ass with tough love and show you how to get some self-esteem so that you can become a wealth earner and a resource to society instead of being a wealth-waster and a consumer of society's resources. I am going to give you this gut string and show you how to fish, cook the fish and never have to depend on anybody again for as long as you live"..... Conservatives (at least real ones, in my view) are really wired to be independent, semi-isolationists, and fend for themselves. How they got wired that way? who cares, ... they may never see the virtues of a liberal. It is what it is.

What's my point here.... in most cases, we all love our children, our neighborhoods and our country. We just have a different idea on what is the best road to walk and map the future with..., We all have different ideas of what compassion or altruism is,... we all think we have a monopoly on "caring" or "understanding". The bottom line to me? as long as the human Ape keeps evolving along its natural course, as long as his "wiring" is as unique as his fingerprint, he will continue searching for his "niche"...continue looking out for himself and those like him, and continue spewing the ideal that they believe to all those who will listen.

Part 2 of this thread will really be fun. Its called...

Why a Divided States of America is an inevitable reality and why that is not a bad thing....

Bloggus Interruptus ...

2007-10-18T07:53:00.000-07:00

Im taking a few days to work on my MySpace.com page. I know... i know..., but its the central freeway and clearinghouse between my family and i so I promised them I would upload pics, and fill it with the usual bells and whistles. I can't do both this AND that now can I?.... ,

Never fear, the House of Pain will be back in about 48 hours.... or so...

(yeah, thats me on the pic... love that hair......)

coda ~

when you hit a wall? re-post...

2007-10-14T19:45:00.000-07:00

On July 2006 there was a great uproar over the incident of Qana, in Lebanon. The following is what happens when I happen to go to a blues club with ganja in the air. Did I go to bed? Nah... I just decided to post while under the influence of 2nd hand ganja smoke. Why the re-set? Oh, I don't know, I guess I feel like reliving a good laugh or two.... The posting was called:

HEZBOLLAH HILLBILLIES IN ACTION !

(Warning: The following excerpts were stolen from NSA high security computers underneath Fort Meade, Virginia. It depicts a conversation in Southern Lebanon between 2 Hezbollah freedom fighters on the eve of that terrible "massacre" of innocent woman and children at Qana. This conversation has been abbreviated to compensate for the differences in dialect and content. Persons on Prozac consumption, of queasy tummy's and hemorrhaging liberal views will find the content barbaric, myopic and in terrible taste,...... enjoy it!, as I know you still won't contain yourself from reading.)

(The hills of southern Lebanon, north or Qana, 2130 hours GMT)

Mustafa: "Kahlid!, praise be to Allah!, I have found a great place to launch holy rockets into the pit of the Jewish land's underbelly..."

Khalid: "May his elegant blessing be passed to all our martyrs (kneeling and bowing, facing Cleveland, ...er Mecca)... where is this holy site you have found, Mustafa..?"

Mustafa: "It is Qana, a perfect town for our undertaking Kahlid!, Allah will surely guide our hands like holy archers in the night,... we will see the lights of Haifa burn like the flames of Hades!... "

Khalid: "But where?... Qana is but a small village, no holy warriors live there! Surely there must be a place of much safer passage, no? and what about the U.N. Forces...."

Mustafa: " What U.N. Forces?... (laughs echoing in the night), they are but a token force with no authority to stop the movements of Hezbollah!, they can't even do their own mandate of dis-arming us much less preventing us from positioning ourselves there; those blue turtle-headed muppets! 2,000-strong they are and all but a paper tiger with no teeth,... You must have faith in my reasoning my un-circumcised Brother, Allah works in mysterious ways.."

Khalid: "Then praise be to him, my twice-circumcised friend,.. for he has surely given you visions greater than I am able to see..."

Mustafa: "We have already pre-positioned camera crews from CNN, Al-Jazeera and our own Musli-vision to cover the massacre to come. A reality show contract with MSNBC is sure to follow,... it will be a...."

Khalid: "Massacre?... of what massacre do you speak of Mustafa?..."

Mustafa: (with puzzled look at Khalid)"...why, the glorious massacre leveled to the woman and children of our safe house once the hateful Jews drop those 5000-pound bombs down our sorry Syrian asses!, what other massacre could it possibly be you nappy-headed Damascan?..."

Khalid: (gulping...) "but why are we to perish?...why can't we live to tell the tale to our sons, to our daughters? to our Clitoris-less wives?... What is the logic of launching holy Katushkies from a home full of children and our venerable Muslim woman?..."

Mustafa: "... Its KATYUSHA rockets you un-educated half-breed, .. and you call yourself Hezbollah!, don't you see? first we launch, then Israel's demonic telemetry software picks up the trajectory of the incoming rockets, and instantly vectors those Satanic American-made F-16's to our site virtually assuring may-sweeps like ratings to Al-Jazeera and CNN once the bodies of the babies are recovered,... Cristian Amanpour must be in a nippled frenzy with expectations!..."

Kahlid: "Mustafa!... the heavens smile upon your wisdom.... you are truly a descendant of Mohammed's sperm sack,... , but how do you know that this plan will work?,.. will the American Media comply to our plans?..."

Mustafa: "..my sack-less brother, the American media has been our ally since September 12, 2001. By Allah, this is how it will happen, and so it shall be written in songs,... First we kidnapped 2 Israeli soldiers stupid enough to wander too close to the border, then we held them much the same as those held by those Syrian-wanna-be Palestinians in Gaza,... and once the Israelis sent Commandos to rescue them, we launched hundreds of rockets at their northern towns,.... Israel has leveled attacked on our people in proportions never witnessed by American Anchormen. All this, and the media still thinks its THEIR fault Khalid! (laughing even louder) The prophets must surely be on our side,..... the media has been on Allah's side since then,... and once the massacre of Qana comes in living color into the MTV-filthy living rooms of the infidels, we will have won the battle that counts,... the media opinion. THAT, my camel breath-smelling brother, is how wars are won,...no tanks, no airplanes,... but the blessings of an Izuzu trooper filled with gullible journalists looking for a Pulitzer prize...."

Khalid: "Pulitzer what?..... hmmmm..., but surely the American media will wake up from their drunken stupor and realize we have been pupeteering their focus, no?.... how can we be assured of their cooperation?

Mustafa: "My brother,... Thousands upon ten of thousands Christian Africans have been massacred by our Muslim brothers in the Sudan. THAT is a real massacre,.. yet not a word about it is heard in the American media. The Jews days are numbered in the world my friend,... the media will do what the Saudis, the Egyptians and the rest of the Arab league could not do in the battlefield in 1967 and 1973,... they will bring the star of David to its knees,... there to be beheaded by the collective swath of the Arab sword,.. we will prevail Khalid!, we care more about hating the Jews than we care about loving the lives of our own brothers, woman and children,... such is our entefada, such is our jihad..."

Khalid: ".... Mustafa.... I am ready!,... I am ready to die, to become a martyr (jumping for joy amongst the ivy bushes)..., tell me, oh enlightened one,... will our 72 virgins be at the waiting?... will they be lovely and robust will large alabaster bosoms and stout buttocks? will they look anything like the heathen Aryan German woman we saw during the world cup?...(panting)...."

Mustafa: "Better than that Khalid,... they will be feeding you grapes in heaven,... as you touch their un-shaven legs!..."

Kahlid: "Allah be praised!...... what was that noise?......"

(static... loud unintelligible Hebrew in the background. High-pitched scared-shitless Arabic noises........... Silence)

The good ol' days ... (for some of us anyway...)

2007-10-12T08:35:00.000-07:00

On this Friday, I want to leave you with a little simplicity. I know you've seen this snippet before on the net, and probably in one of my postings of last year. Back then, one of the fine commenter's wondered why I was harking back to the days of "Ozzie and Harriet". Well, I'm really not. I know the days of yore were not always full of noble and good things, and we have certainly done many things as a society to correct some of the "bad" things that were considered "normal" or "American". We've come a long way, Baby. I simply want us to recall the days when we weren't as concerned about lead paint, smokers, and dozens of other things that have taken over our social psyche. I present to you....

THE WAY WE WERE...., and TO THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 30’S, 40’S, 50’S, AND 60’S ...

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints (built HERE not in China..). We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle (thus not contributing a jillion plastic bottles to waste). We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We did not have Playstation’s, Nintendo’s, X-Box’s, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms…..WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and although we were told it would happen, we did not out vary many eyes, nor did the worms live in us forever. We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!Little league had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that! The Idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk takers, problem solvers and innovators ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! And YOU are one of them!

CONGRATULATIONS! Send this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it?!

There, I've had my ration of a feel-good I.V., .... Do enjoy your weekend, lighten up a little, and know that for every one ****ed-up thing in America and the world, there are ten things well worth the joys of smiling and living.

Coda

Argumentation 2.0

2007-10-07T19:07:00.000-07:00

Two of my recent additions to the Bullhornus-Maximus blogroll, Jen (Conservative Chic) and Wight Wing Wadical, have had a few postings as of late that have unraveled the passions of some of their commenter's. Wadical wrote an introspective piece on debating, and Jen wrote a piece questioning why people still don't believe in God. Both pieces put me to think about a a posting I wrote last year concerning the art of argumentation. I think I even synopsized the factors in my comments at Wadical's post.

The more I thought about it the more it occurred to me that as much as schools, family and society teach us to read, write, spell, diagnose and think critically; there is not a general push to try and give people a road map on how to expose their thinking in a "language that we can all here understand.." (paraphrasing Malcolm X, there....). I think the art of argumentation is lacking even more so in the blogosphere; where it is so damn easy to get into a pissing contest (sometimes just for the fun of it) without even knowing it. So, if you allow me the hubris and arrogance of pretending I have this figured out, I present to you...

TRUTH-PAIN's IDIOT's GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR POINT ON SOMEONES POST WITHOUT PISSING THEM OFF ...

Number 1

Know where the hell you are, and respect the "vibe" of the place. If you know the host is particularly sensitive to your sarcastic style (uh.. that means you T-P), then lay off the lumber and notch it down a little, will ya'? Nobody wants a Troll coming to his or her house and making a nuisance out of themselves. It makes the Blogger start putting up those stupid "moderation" filters.

Number 2

If you really don't have anything to add to a topic, then just read the thing (or not) leave a cursory "nice post" or "cool blog, I enjoyed reading this", and get the hell out. Don't try acting like you are well versed in the virtues of 7th century eastern philosophy if your literature of choice are Yugi-Oh comics or cliff notes on 90210 novels. Not that you can't participate, just stay within yourself. Believe me, I know what I am talking about. You can definitely get embarrassed real easily in some of these sites...

Number 3

Know the angle of argument the host or commenter is using as his "trump" card. By trial and error, I've come up with 7 little things that make up a persons prism : Emotional, Philosophical, Religious/Moral, Legal, logical and Political. Wadical allowed me the use of an example of how I would apply these parameters to a hot topic, allow me to provide it here:

ABORTION: Emotionally, I am against it. To this very day, I suffer the loss of an unborn child I never knew, a face I never touched, and a name I never gave. Enough said. Partial birth? don't even come near me with that argument, I cant think of (and maybe some of you can) one good reason why this barbaric procedure should ever be done. Morally, I am against it. I cannot believe this to be good for anyone. Not the mother suffering the indignation of her heels tossed up on stirrups, not the surgeon performing the hoover maneuver; and certainly not the glob of cells we call a fetus (but conveniently, not a person). How can we save the ****ing whales, the trees, and every stray cat tossed about and selectively not give a shit about life growing inside a woman? The indignation of P.E.T.A railing for the ethical treatment of animals rings hollow when a society draws the moral line in protecting its own procreation process. Religiously, I am ambivalent. Although I am a believer in a higher power I am not beholden to the writings or interpretations of the bible, the Koran or the book of Mormon, especially when its teachings and visions have led to more wars and killings than anything else known to civilization. (I can just hear my family groan after that little morsel of information,... sorry Mom and Dad, you raised your son to think outside the church,... er, box). Logically, (which in this one, I lump with Philosophy) I am pro-choice. Why? Because I believe in the creature called woman. I believe that MOST of the time, when all comes to pass, -and when she looks at herself in the mirror of her own moral compass-, she will bring to herself the best choice. Most woman choose to bring life. Most woman choose the joys and pains of birth. Most woman choose wisely and follow the vestiges of their inherent virtues. So logically, I am not going to permit that we as a society invade the castle that is a woman's body. Politically, I am pro-choice. My soon-to-be-in-expiration Libertarian ass just does not comply with ANY intrusion of Government or society on my private liberties. No matter how painful the personal memory of abortion is to me as a person, my political belief trumps my emotional pangs over the subject. Period. Legally, there is no question. The law is the law. Roe Vs. Wade says that this legislation -which complies with my political belief-, also happens to be the law of the land. And LAW reigns supreme to me. Not the law of my heart, or the law or my Father's God, but the law of Caesar, -or in this case-, America. Otherwise what kind of society are we if we cherry pick the laws we want to follow? Abortion is LEGAL, just as entering the country under a barbed wire is ILLEGAL, just like owning a firearm (in some cases) is LEGAL, just like discriminating for racial reasons is ILLEGAL. In my little garden of Eden, the laws that we make as men are unequivocal and although we may not agree with them, they are the law of the land. When it comes to the issue of Abortion, the law, trumps my emotions. If you know my history, it is painful to admit this to be my truth.

How do your issues measure up? Are you arguing them with the same root arguments as the person you are espousing them towards? You may be talking French to his Spanish, ying to his yang,.. insert whatever florid metaphor in here. You know the drill. The next time you start a pissing party with someone who is just rattling your cage, pushing your buttons, and you just don't understand how he or she doesn't "get it", take a little breath and ask yourself, from what angle is his or her argument? is it Emotional?, Philosophical?, Logical?, moral?, religious? Political? or Legal? A mixture? You figure that little tidbit, and you'll be surprised how much easier it will be to piss on him or her... if that is what you want to do. If you want to connect, then pick an angle that you know the person can connect with, and roll with it. It can't hurt, can it?

Number 4 (Thanks to Wadical for this addition to my expose...)

Remember the saying, "Don't use a hatchet to remove a fly from some one's forehead"?.... Man is that ever the gospel with Bloggers. It's like some of the folks can't help it, they treat a comment as if they are playing a video game, and the decision of how to "joystick" it to the posting is a war of attrition between the commenter's Ego and Logic:

Logic: "Check it out, T-P, this person just left an opening for you to inject a little common sense in her post, go ahead, leave her something nice. Let's do some good today..."

Ego: "Are you kidding me? This is like killing fish in a bucket! Let's fire up the Aircraft Carrier and go Defcon 5 on her ass....!"

Logic: "Why Ego?, its a harmless posting about what she really believes. I know it is contrary to T-P's but he doesn't have to waste her just to make a point..., does he?"

Ego: "Oh jeez, you linguine-spined logic pukes!, who cares? if she is stupid enough to leave herself open to a bombing run, then I say we should go Napalm, we just got a fresh batch from the Kurds and its shelf life is dwindling......"

T-P: "Ego, if I blow her out of the water, what's the point of leaving a comment when all she is going to see is a mushroom cloud and nothing else?"

Logic: "Exactly Ego!, ... don't we want her to hear the message, or do we want her to think the Messenger is a nuke-minded idiot?"

Ego: "Well, it depends what your definition of the word "is" is,... C'mon T-P! think of the mushroom cloud! Think of how much smarter you will feel when you lay waste to that puny little posting of her's?..... Hell, the electro-magnetic blast will wipe her entire blog-roll halfway to Cleveland!"

T-P: (thinking)... "Hmmm, her posting is ripe for a 10,000 pound daisy-cutter,... and I have not calibrated my "scorched earth" targeting system since I dropped that beauty on Daily Kos last year..."

Logic: "Don't do it....... put your Ego back in the holster, .... think man!"

Ego: "Do it! What's the use of all this intelligence, fast wit, argumentative skills and destructive power if we cant drop a few kilotons here and there.....?"

T-P: (panting...) ok, we're going in people. Fire up the B-1 Bomber, signal the fleet, kill the lights, pass the word for silent running, load 2 daisy-cutters on the bay and have 4 or 5 phoenix missiles on stand-by,.... I don't want any surviving comments.

Ego: "Yes!

Logic: "Pity, we could have really made an impression on the gal....."

T-P: "Open the bomb-bays!... weapons-free on my mark! 5-4-3-2-1.... bombs away! pull up! pull up,... we don't want any of the air blast coming our way,... strap on boys, we're gonna' feel this one!...

(Massive concussion impact)

Ego: "Bingo! We got em... Oh my God, her site is toast!.... there is a two-mile wide mushroom cloud full of comments-debris, HTML code and blogroll-member body parts,... look at that crater! Its the size of the Superdome! (tearing-up) there is literally nothing left of that posting. Its like the surface of the moon down there...... T-P, you are GOD!

T-P: "Roger that Ego,... we are on a five by five track back to the house of pain. Logic, you wanna' radio F.E.M.A. to do a fly-by for survivors? I don't want anybody thinking we are Barbarians here,... Logic? .... Oh Jeez, can somebody hand logic some tissues, please? And while you're at it, does anybody have any cornuts? I'm starvin' ....billion-dollar plane and same bag of peanuts for dinner..."

The logic of the above dramatization is a point Wadical made on his post. Sometimes we overkill. Sometimes we use a bazooka when a few well placed arrows would have sufficed to puncture some air out of the logic bubble of the post, and allowed a good discourse to have taken place. You don't have to go medieval on anybody to make a point. Letting the messenger get in the way of the message is the number one killer of cordial behavior in this medium. I've done it, seen many others I respect do it, and will probably see it done many more times. You want to make yourself feel better by pulling out the weedwacker on somebody? go ahead, but what is the point?...

Ok, class dismissed. It's Sunday night, I've not watched one freakin' game and my derriere is feeling the plight of sitting down for two hours......

(P.S. Mustang, one of my favorite Blogger and online foils, wrote a very enlightening comment to this post. I did not want it to get buried amongst the many kind folks that have contributed to this conversation. This is not to say yours weren't as important. I just found his words added another much-needed angle to the posting. I encourage all my friends (and foes?) to visit the link provided below. If I could write half as good as Mustang I would be angling for Pulitzer.)

It seems to me that too many people do not understand the art of argumentation. An argument isn’t shouting at someone – it is forming a proposition and then intelligently communicating it to other persons. There are a number of ways to form propositions, but not many people seem to be aware of them. One successful template is to state a proposition, support it with facts, elaborate through examples, and conclude by restating the original proposition. The problem seems to be that many people are so emotionally tied to a position that they don’t bother to discover any facts at all. Your example of “abortion” reminds me of an exercise I used to force on my students. I gave them a proposition, and they had to determine the facts and examples to support it. The proposition was “Napoleon was a good leader.” Then, I had my students determine the facts and examples that supported the opposite proposition, “Napoleon was not a good leader.” The exercise taught students that in point of act, Napoleon achieved some good things for France, but that he made some horrible decisions as well – which gave impetus to both arguments. Neither side of the argument was right, but neither was wrong. The point: there are few “absolutes” in life. We may disagree on issues, and that’s okay – but how we argue a proposition is a demonstration of intellectual engagement.

Mustang (http://www.socialsense.blogspot.com/)

It's Gonna' Be A Fun Four Years...., maybe

2007-10-05T11:23:00.000-07:00

(AP – Washington D.C. Police reported a man calling himself Truth-Pain broke into the National Archives building yesterday and got away with the transcripts of President Hillary Clinton’s minutes during the first few days after the election. The following is a portion of the contents.)

(Principals: Hillary Rodham Clinton (POTUS), James Carville (Senior Adviser), George Stephanopoulos (Chief of Staff) and Bill Clinton (ex POTUS)

Clinton: James, do we have the list for the inaugural Ball finalized?
James: Yes, Ma’am, although some of the people that you initially excluded are coming anyway…
Clinton: What? … who?
James: Well, namely my wife Mary Matalin,….. (Looking sheepish)
Clinton: Goddammit James! I told you I don’t want her there! I’m still hot over the bombs she lobbed at Bill while she was Cheney’s Aide,… can’t you bring another date?
James: Madame President…… will all due respect, she is my wife! If I don’t bring her to this thing she will hang me by the balls,… er pardon my Cajun-ism, Ma’am…
Clinton: Well, I have ovaries so I can’t sympathize with your predicament, but can you at least consider, oh, ..I don’t know,.. Gloria Steinman? Whoopi?... any of the boys from that Gay show on Bravo?.... and don’t even think about inviting Oprah. Obama can bring her ass as his date if he wants…
James: Yes Ma’am, I’ll see what I can do. Moving on, we really have to finish our Cabinet Level candidates, and you know who has had my number on speed-dial for a week now…
Clinton: Oh God,… is Biden still barking about wanting State?...
George: Well, he has been in the Foreign Affairs Committee for decades. There is no denying he is well qualified…
Clinton: Isn’t there anybody else whose mouth doesn’t motor as much?... I can just see him go full tilt for 30 minutes on the meetings, … between him and Bill they’ll be no oxygen left for anybody to say anything…
James: Well, … he is from Delaware….
Clinton: …Meaning?...
George: (eyes lighting up) that’s right! Dover!! He’s Irish! let’s make him Ambassador to Ireland! His wife goes there twice a year,… and they have the best hair restoration surgeons in Europe! I think the State Dept. health plan covers it…

Clinton: It does? How the hell....

James: They passed that health-plan nugget at midnight back in '93..., don't think anybody's caught wind of it yet,....
Clinton: oh Jeez..... ok, Done,… what’s next?
James: I did not understand your memo on the White House Chef…. You and Mr. Clinton don’t like the food?
Clinton: It’s not the food. Her boobs are too big and causing a distraction to Bill, … I want her out of here….
George: Madame President…. (Shifting from one butt cheek to another) I don’t know if we can do that,.. If the press gets a hold of that?... we have another White House travel-gate mess in our laps…. Don’t you think we should move on to the National Security briefing?
Clinton: Jesus George! Those undulating breasts are going to make Bill go back to heart surgery..., not to mention neck whip-lash, hence distracting me from reading the damn report!... don’t you think getting that ridiculously large rack out of Bill’s radar is a national security priority?....
James: … you have a point,… George, don’t we have a NORAD station in Alaska somewhere that we can transfer her to?....
George: (shifting to the first butt cheek), I'll get right on it…
Clinton: What about the Parade? … Have we done the re-routing yet?...
James: Of the motorcade?... why would we wanna’ do that? Its tradition.., the route has been like that since….
Clinton: (not looking up from her Treo-PDA)… I don’t want the motorcade passing by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on 6th avenue…
George: because?
Clinton: (blue steel eyes lasering across his dome) because their Goddamn marquee says “Hillary Special: Two large thighs, small breasts and a left wing for $7.99”……
James: Shit! We’ll get right on it…

(Door knocks- NSA agent walks in and whispers to Carville)

James: Great, thank you officer (officer leaves)
George: What did he want?
James: It’s the “Cackle-meter" update, it will be installed this afternoon.
George: (Looking confused)… the what?...
Clinton: The Cackle-meter George, weren’t you in the meeting? Remember when I did all the Sunday talk shows and cackle-laughed my way through the questions for a few hours,… well, Bill thought it would be a good idea to have the NSA build me a Cackle-meter with an LED readout right here on my desk, that way, I can gauge if my laughter is causing pain to dignitaries, or if it goes beyond the 4.2 second threshold…
George: why 4.2 seconds?..
James: We focus-group tested it… we have it dialed in so that the President knows when the laugh becomes annoying or disingenuous.
Clinton: Anything else on the agenda this morning?
George: (looking uncomfortably at James…) Well, speaking of the ex President, Mr. Clinton does not think wearing the house arrest bracelet around his ankle is very presidential….
Clinton: Well, somebody forgot to send Bill the memo that I am the President, not him….besides, I want to know where his Razorback Ass is at all times…

(Door knocks – Bill Clinton walks in)

Bill: Hill! You promised me an office in the first level of the West Wing?... how can I fit my staff in sub-level 4, cubicle 106-b?....
Hillary: It’s the best we could do Honey, besides,… it’s right next to the Kitchen,…. (Winking at Carville)
Bill: (eyes lighting up)…. Really?..... Hoooo Weeeee!

(The rest of the minutes are deleted pursuant to National Security interests and
Freedom of Information Act parameters)

ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL ...

2007-10-04T18:00:00.000-07:00

If you’ve read any of my postings relating to socio-political issues, you know what side of the fence (no pun intended) I veer towards in the immigration battle. My family is French, Spaniard, Italian, Puerto Rican and Jewish with the possibility of some African thrown in for good measure … (my apologies to the dead ancestors from Af-crap-istan that I forgot to mention). This nation is composed mostly of immigrants, and the only real Americans are the poor ****ers with Casino Indian Tribes as their claim to fame. Yep, even those funky white boys from around Virginia who are responsible for kicking Britain’s ass during the revolutionary war were, yep, sons or grandchildren of immigrants. Legally or illegally, that’s what they were. Can we all agree on that? (Amen! Goes the crowd!). They humped it over the Behring Straight, Rowed across the north Atlantic pond, came in slave ships, or dropped in from planet Lovetron, … immigrants the lot of them, I tell ya’… Can we all agree on that? A ton of them came “legally”, whatever that word means in the context of that point in history. A ton of them came illegally, or without any significant process pursuant to whatever laws of entry existed. Can we all agree on that? Good, now that I got that boring preamble out of the way,… let me tell you the theme of this post. I used to be for a fence on the border, not just the southern one, but the northern one too, what the hell. But now I feel that...

...A BORDER FENCE WON’T WORK! and the top 5 reasons why I changed my mind about it. (I can do that, right?)

1. The imagery. I know, I'm wussying-out here, but I can't wrap my frontal lobe around the Statue of Liberty saying "Bring me your weak, your hungry and your tired" while at the same time building a massive wall to keep those very mentioned out, regardless of the legal implications. Keep reading please, my twisted logic will make sense in a few paragraphs.

2. Show me a 25 foot high fence, and I'll show you a 26 foot ladder. Trust me on this one. I can jump any fence given enough motivation and desperation to do so. People climbed over the Berlin freaking’ wall in search of liberty, food, freedom etc,… many getting shot, maimed, killed, tortured or imprisoned in the process. Tell me that if you are on one side of the fence, your family is hungry and victim of your Government's corruption or political ethos; that you won’t do whatever it takes to feed your little ones, laws or no laws, borders or no borders. A barrier has never kept a highly motivated human from getting to wherever the hell he wants to go. Don’t believe me?... who the hell did the Great Wall of China ever deter from hoping over?... and that puppy is 1500 miles long, 25 feet, high, 30 feet thick at the bottom and 12 feet thick at the top,… do you think we have to moxy, money or sack to build a monstrosity like that? No, right? So what makes you think that a lesser-sized monolithic fence can work?

3. The money. Sorry to be such as cheap-ass, tight-fisted Libertarian but I'll make a trade for ya'. I'll give you your 2,000 mile fence from Brownsville to San Diego, if you give me back the 4 Aircraft Carrier Groups (that are not needed), lop-off the ¾-ths of the intelligence community bureaucracy (see my intelligence post back in May of 2006), kill all federal and state taxes on gasoline,... forever!, and while you’re at it, let me invest all my FICA deductions into my 401K and investment funds. Ok, now you can have your damned fence.

4. The Feds aren't prosecuting ANYBODY! The raid on the pallet company? Please, that was a joke!. 45 minutes after they arrested 1200 people, 70% of them were back at the Home Depot parking lot playing dominoes and offering their services at a discount. Until the U.S. Government grows a pair and starts to really lay the lumber on employers who do not follow the law it is not going to diminish the volume of illegal’s coming in one iota.

5. The 14th Amendment (THE REAL REASON). Instant Citizenship for persons born on U.S. soil is the real prize here, Sparky. That is the holy grail of achievements for illegals. Think of it. Who in their right moral mind is going to expel an illegal whose children are US citizens? Nobody, period. The politicos can talk all the shit they want, but the day CNN cameras start rolling with children screaming as they board the Aero Mexico buses to the border, it will be like Elian Gonzalez, but in reverse. The World court of opinion (not that I care too much for it, by the way) will crucify us so fast that deportations will stop faster that you can say Britney Spears has issues. The PC crowd, the Church, the left wing, the ACLU, they will go ape! THAT is were the bullet hits the bone. Even Canadians, those monoliths of liberal dogma knocked that law out of the hockey arena when Chinese immigrants were flying in by the tens of thousands just to give birth on Canadian soil. Sorry said the Royal Mounties, no more social programs for non-citizens (what???), Earn your damn citizenship, they said, the statue of Liberty is in New York not in Quebec. (Why did that not make the news?) Until WE knock that obsolete, cleverly-guised and stupidly created Civil War-era law from the Constitution nothing is going to stop the crossings. Not a fence, not the military, not even Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie posing naked in Tijuana with signs that say "What happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico" will put an end to the burrito express.

Memo to the Prez, soon to be the lamest of all Ducks in the proverbial DC pond. Just do numbers 4 and 5 for me and the fence won't be needed. Six to eight million will slowly go home by attrition over 5 years because they would have no reason to stay. No legal work, no citizenship, no public education for their kids, no free hospital care at taxpayer expense. Nothing. The gravy train would have left the station. Persons not here legally will leave on their own, with a measure of dignity, of free-will, ... and maybe, maybe the inertia created by the reverse-flow will create change in the nation that has so deserted their own citizens by using the economic might of the north as their excuse not to change. Maybe that will finally force a few Banana Republics full of juntas and oligarchies to get their shit together or face a real revolution in their own yard.

Yeah, I know... Truth-Pain is insensitive, mean-spirited, an isolationist pig, in-humane, hardened to the human condition, stupid, xenophobic and more dangerous than Attila the Hun. Truth-Pain has no compassion. Tune-in next week,... I got your compassion right here....

Quick,... somebody take away my keyboard before I influence 20 million people....

SUPPORT THIS! ...

2007-10-03T15:48:00.000-07:00

(Warning: The following posting may be hazardous to humor-challenged bloggers of all stars and stripes...)

My newly-found friend, Jen (Go see her at the “other bullhorns” blog roll) had a posting on what exactly supporting our troops meant. She got nearly 50 comments from all angles of the political spectrum, each (myself included) trying to express what it means to them and why (to some) the other side is wrong, etc. I’m not gonna’ get into a heavy, deep-analysis diatribe here. Instead, I am just going to give you 5 things I support, and 5 things I don’t. They are not in any particular order of preference. And by the way, my definition of support is simple. As long as it supports the full package, is not too snug around my waist, and comes in all kinds of pretty colors… then I call it “support”.

I SUPPORT…

1. …every soldier that every laced up the combat boots, no matter the war, no matter the political climate, no matter the Monday morning quarterbacking denoting said war. This is not to say that if you committed a war crime or other atrocity you should not get what is coming to you, but independent of that, I support them. No matter how you feel about war, peace, non-foreign intervention (like me), we can all agree that these men and woman all know that there is a real possibility of them dying in the service of their country. How many of us (with the obvious exception of cops, fire fighters etc) can say we live day-to-day knowing we can be put in harms way at any moment? Besides, this man served in the military proudly, honorably and with dignity. The military professional, -in its majority-, is a good and decent person, regardless of the Generals and Politicos who drop him into quagmire scenarios.

2. … the right to kill anybody who is aiming his cannon at my ass. Yes I am a non-foreign interventionist, but that doesn’t mean I am stupid, turn-the-other-cheek-fellow or a pacifist. I promise never to launch an attack on your lawn, but if I see you aim your water sprinkler at my fence, then I am going to go medieval with the super-soaker and lay waste to your damn orchids.

3. ... the right of my Girlfriend to own 135 pairs of shoes, bangles, purses, hair scrunches or nail polish bottles, as long at it does not forcibly interfere with my right to buy 135 pairs of …… anything (see previous post if you don't get it...)

4. … the office of the President of the United States. No, I did not vote for George W. Bush, but he IS my President Goddammit! Any efforts on my part to lessen the constitutionally-mandated powers of that office (emphasis in office) will lessen the effectiveness of any future President that I do happen to vote for. I did not vote for Clinton either, and although that he showed an amazing lack of judgment in some of his public (and private) missteps, he was still MY President Goddammit! (I love saying that word…)

5. … your right to kneel down to any God that happens to win your soul at the moment. I am agnostic, so I don’t kneel down to anything except the whims of my daughter and to tie my shoe-laces. Seriously, you want to pray and believe in the Holy Trinity? or Allah? or Jehovah? Jesus? Mother Teresa? … Great! I could not be happier for you. I happen to believe that some of the teachings of Jesus are universal in their message of good, and his philosophy for loving your fellow man are noble, natural and wonderful. If you are religions then you show faith, …the blind and illogical (to me) belief in something that you cannot tangibly touch or see. You are a better person that I will ever be because I have no faith; I am way too freaking pragmatic and soul-less for that. I know America the beautiful was founded on the tenements of a higher power, and that for the most part; some sort of Judeo-Christian ethos is something many of us rely as the backbone of our strength. Fabulous. But just as I support your right to go to heaven or hell (whichever sounds the most fun), please support my right to (respectfully) not care as to what God or Statue makes you bow down, or quiver in its presence. Religion should be like sex, don’t talk about it, just do it.

I DON’T SUPPORT…

… War, yes war. Who the hell supports the idea of war? Is it sometimes necessary? Hell yes! (Did I just say “hell”?), is it mostly a male hormone-induced social condition?, uh, not only yes, but HELL yes! (Shit, I really sound like a preacher now…), but in the pure definition of its bellicose-root, no. I do not support war. In my Garden of Eden (dammit!) people should sit their assess down, work their difference of territory or otherwise, have a “greater council” of authority agree to the agreement, and then everybody can go to Ted’s Pub and pull back a few cold ones. But then again, I support the ferociousness of the NFL on any given Sunday…… never mind. I support war.... war is good!

… Socialism,… although I am realistic enough to understand that all the entitlements bestowed upon our populace are in some form of socialistic credo; and are -for the most part-, here to stay. That’s why I am a Libertarian; we want life the old-fashion way, to earn it; not to expect anyone to give us anything we did not deserve. We believe in a minimalist shoe-string government to handle the basic common needs of it's people and ensure the peace and prosperity here at home. No dept of Education, Energy, Agriculture, Defense, Health …nothing. We believe in the sweat of our brow, the freedom to live as you wish, getting the government out of our pockets (and bedrooms) and letting the free market rule. Hell, anybody can be a Socialist. You can coast by life, maybe working to earn a living, giving damn near all your earnings to the idiots running the Circus, caring for every bleeding-heart cause, redistributing wealth, only knowing that by age 65 or so the great eye in the sky (Uncle Sam) is going to give you a few hundred bucks a month. Money that (at its height) probably gained a 1.5% interest over the course of your “lock box” allotment. Are you kidding me?... somebody sign me up for that! Cause God knows (shit!) that I prefer that lousy 1.5% over the 12% AVERAGE return on investment I’ve gotten on my own with no help from the the Treasure Dept.

… Theocracies,… foreign or domestic. Any government that does not come from the vestiges of democracy and free-will, but instead gets its marching orders from a figment of Emperor Constantine or Muhammad’s conjuring, is a government to which I won’t pledge allegiance of any sort. You want to see me get psycho? Mention the word “Sharia” or “God’s will” and watch as my fingers start to twitch…… towards the 50 caliber!

… Political Correctness of any kind. This phenomenon (in my opinion) is the single biggest reason why Blacks are pimped, Latinos are patronized to death, we don’t say what we really feel, and there are no more rights or wrongs,… good or bad, black or white,… it is all one huge pile of grey dung-drop where subjectivity is taken to stupid levels of thinking.

…. And I sure don’t support sitting at my desk, for 45 minutes, writing a useless posting when I could be working on that damned PowerPoint presentation I have to do in the morning… (Lord, forgive Truth-Pain, for he knows not what he is doing...)

I finally figured out ...

2007-10-01T21:49:00.000-07:00

The Shoe thing ...

Don't click away, you're really at the house of Pain. I know the topic is a little odd, but bear with me,... you may be the beneficiary of my discovery in 5 minutes, (or if a woman, something about yourself....)

My girlfriend is a shoe addict; seriously. She owns at least 8 or 9 dozen... minimum. If it were just an obsessive-compulsive thing like Sarah Jessica Parker in "Sex in the City" then I would casually blow it off amongst the many things men don't get about woman. But this is not just something to blow off so flippantly.

You see, what I have discovered by watching her day-to-day ritual of footwear is that for a woman, the shoe can be a road map to how the gal is feeling that particular day or (if you're my Girlfriend), moment. If she is wearing the $300 Coach open-toe Sahara pumps,... I know she is feeling sexy, yet demure. The flats?... either tired, lazy or not too frisky. The wood-heeled pumps? (like the pic) she is ready to kick ass and take names at work. The black mid ankle strappy stilettos with the bronze brooch?... those ones say "Don't even think about sleeping tonight....". Yes, identifying her moods based on her choice of shoe has been a fun to do as of late...

For the longest time I did not get it. I mean, don't get me wrong,... a woman with a well-appointed pump gives her calves a flare that unmistakeably gives her a regal gait. Add to that a perfect one-foot-in-front-of-the-other walk and most men will be slurping back their drool. I dig it. Shoes are sexy, no matter if you have a foot fetish or not. A shoe can make or kill an outfit,.. not to mention a mood. But why the obsession with the sheer numbers?... See it has to do with variety, yes variety... as in the one thing most surveys say we need to keep us interested. Woman know we are creatures of habit, that if left to our devices and genetically-written code we would be filling every orifice that moves. So because of that, woman (since they can't just osmose into a kaleidoscope of different woman just to amuse us) keep us interested by changing skins...... ie. shoes, clothing, accessories..... But, you ask, this does not answer the question of the post, ... why the extraordinary passion for shoes?

Chick Psychology 101. Get the popcorn ready. A shoe transcends her "bad days". You just can't go and buy a pair of jeans or a dress when you are depressed. Woman change,... woman are cursed and blessed with the purloined hormonal ebb and tide.... Some days they feel thin..., some days,... they do not.... , so clothes don't cut it when it comes to the mental panacea. Clothes don't kneel to their moody whims like a shoe can. See, the foot may grow or decrease a few microns from day to day,... but not enough to not permit her to wear any damn one she pleases. Even on her "bad" days, .... or terrible "hair" days,... the perfect shoe from the closet can save the moment. The right shoe can lift her from the doldrums of split ends and water retention to instantly feeling as if there is a red-carpet from the exit of her home into the 2002 Toyota Corolla. The shoe, is -for all intents and purposes- ... magic. That's not to say that there are woman that simply love them for the fashion statement. I am sure there are many reasons as to why they punish themselves by shoe-horning themselves into leather-based triangles of torture.... Hey, I said you were going to learn something, I did not guarantee if would make any damn sense whatsoever.

In a way, I am a lucky man. My woman does not ever take her bad days out on me. Nope. A bad day at the office if followed by a trip to the friendly pedicurist, where for 30 bucks or so they make her perfect size-7 feet look the part for an Alberto Vargas pin-up poster. Another $400 for a pair of Jimmy Cho's and she is ready to take on the planet,... or the next primary debates,...whichever is most daunting...

..... I have got to do this more often, ..... who needs politics?....

The needs of the many...

2007-09-29T12:16:00.000-07:00

(A couple of postings back, a new entry into my blogroll, Otto, he of American Interests wrote an interesting piece on the new Political-Economic networks developing around the world. He ended a reply to my comment at his post by writing a famous Mr. Spock quote; "The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few,...or the one". This is a re-posting of something I wrote nearly two years ago, I think it still bears saying, still has meaning to me, and my extrapolation of that quote. - Truth-Pain)

There ain't no good guys,
There ain't no bad guys,
There's only you and me,
and we just dis-agree...
-Dave Mason-

The past few months in blogger land have been somewhat depressing in many ways. Those with whom I've had the pleasure in communicating with can testify to our common theme of the moment,.. the insane "absolute-ism" that exists in the political discourse. No liberal wants to give a conservative credit for anything, no conservative wants to get caught dead agreeing with a liberal, etc. Nobody of any stripe of ideology want to throw a Libertarian a bone of any sort. Why does partisanship trump the better of the nation? why do we each feel that EVERYTHING our platform stands for is better that what YOURS stands for? How can it be that we dis-agree on 95% of everything... is it that difficult to give credit to opposing views when they show you a better path than your own?

Take foreign policy. Libertarians (the party that your truly identifies with the most) believe in virtually no foreign policy intervention whatsoever. An almost Wilsonian credo to our platform. If Hitler incarnate were to rise in the halls of the Kaiser's palace my party would say "Screw you Europe, you're on your own, its not our problem". There is a troubling absolute-ism to this issue that makes me think not everything in my party makes sense. I think most of us can readily agree that although we agree with a majority of our own partisan platform, the rest is just appeasement for the fringe elements that help us in the primaries,.. at least that is my view. Why not be honest then? Example, I am fully for a woman's right to choose and never talk about the subject as it is polarizing to the 12th degree, but that does not mean that the casual view of late term partial birth abortion is something to which I subscribe (save the slippery slope argument, I know it). For reasons of my own and that I choose not to share that's where I draw my line. There HAS to be a point that we as people can say, "Although I am a loyal partisan, my party is out to lunch in this issue and I do not support this or that"...

So in order to fully whip my own self, cleanse my soul, and flog my beliefs I offer you 3 things I DON'T fully or partially agree with within my own Party. There,.. I said it! (is this what AA meetings feel like?.... ) All of the comments on quotations (") are taken from the issues page of the libertarian party home page (http://www.lp.org/). My comments of retort, are in blue.

1. End Welfare
"None of the proposals currently being advanced by either conservatives or liberals is likely to fix the fundamental problems with our welfare system. Current proposals for welfare reform, including block grants, job training, and "workfare" represent mere tinkering with a failed system.
It is time to recognize that welfare cannot be reformed: it should be ended.
We should eliminate the entire social welfare system. This includes eliminating AFDC, food stamps, subsidized housing, and all the rest. Individuals who are unable to fully support themselves and their families through the job market must, once again, learn to rely on supportive family, church, community, or private charity to bridge the gap"
(Although I agree in principle with the reasoning behind this ideal, practically speaking we know there in no way in hell this will ever happen. There is too much inertia and "grandfathering" of social programs to believe this is even in the realm of do-ability. I wish my party would come to a practical solution that is palatable to all and not seem as draconian. I work in the affordable housing industry, and trust me, there is good work being done by good people. And those very same people use the subsidies, grants and other Federal and State funds with great care and fiscal wisdom. My party is out to lunch on this)
2. Reform education
"There can be no serious attempt to solve the problem of poverty in America without addressing our failed government-run school system. Nearly forty years after Brown vs. Board of Education, America's schools are becoming increasingly segregated, not on the basis of race, but on income. Wealthy and middle class parents are able to send their children to private schools, or at least move to a district with better public schools. Poor families are trapped -- forced to send their children to a public school system that fails to educate.
It is time to break up the public education monopoly and give all parents the right to decide what school their children will attend. It is essential to restore choice and the discipline of the marketplace to education. Only a free market in education will provide the improvement in education necessary to enable millions of Americans to escape poverty"
(Again, I think there is enough education spectrum and diversity of thought so as to make public schools, charter schools, private schools, home-schooling and other methods co-exist and not pee on each other as if they are afraid of loosing their political or union clout. Education as a whole should trump our individual career agendas, not the other way around. My party is halfway out to Brunch on this...)

3. Immigration
The Issue: "We welcome all refugees to our country and condemn the efforts of U.S. officials to create a new "Berlin Wall" which would keep them captive. We condemn the U.S. government's policy of barring those refugees from our country and preventing Americans from assisting their passage to help them escape tyranny or improve their economic prospects"
(I love my party, but they are freakin' nuts in this issue! For a party that is for fiscal discipline and strong individual responsibility they sure act as if I love paying taxes for the caring of every refugee who can make it here,... I sure as heck don't! I swear I am neither a racist or xenophobe, but to say that the house of America is open to care for all the refugees of the world, while noble and Utopian, is not near the pragmatic thought patterns I subscribe towards. My party is not only out to lunch on this,... but I am fighting from within to fight this)

Now, If I can just get a Democrat and a Republican to tell me what 3 items on their platform are full of it, we may yet save all of us,... from ourselves.

This Libertarian man did not vote for Mr. Bush, but if I think pragmatically (and close my eyes really tight...) and look at every thing he has done, and all the laws passed by the Congressional bodies during his administration, I can find some things that I can applaud and hail as noteworthy,... and believe me, its not that hard. It just takes loving your country more that you love you party.

Debate number 34520.2 - 2 (version crap 2.0)...

2007-09-26T22:33:00.000-07:00

Quick observations of the latest Democratic debate .... (how many is that now?...)

1. Barack Obama: Is there a faster fading star?... His replies are fractured, he keeps using that left hand of his to make gestures that buttress his words,... almost annoyingly so. Every answer (or so it seems) has a "its critical that we..." in it. More and more he seems like the "gee whiz" kid who happened to bump into a debate and is just happy to be there. This is the debate that he "greenness" is coming out in radioactive fashion. I hereby proclaim him...... toast. Done. Memo to Barack, using gestures with open hand tend to give a meaning that denotes defensiveness and insecurity. Take a lesson from whomever is coaching Hillary on body language,... she has it down cold...

2. Chris Dodd: I just like the guy. I've never ever really listened to him, but I like the way he comes across. Very secure in his replies (unlike Obama), a good editor of his words (unlike motor-mouth Biden), and just seems to have a command of his facts. Look, I know he is more "liberal" or "Progressive" than most of his brethren there (sans Kucinich....) but what the hell, I am not judging the ideology,...just the style. He is going nowhere, but I don't mind him being part of the dais.

3. Joe Biden: We all know he is posturing for a cabinet post,... and no, not Secretary of State, I really think he is a shoo-in for Defense or Intelligence Czar. Can you imagine him as Sec/State? How can you control his mouth?... Hillary will have heart palpitations about it and Billy Jeff will never allow a guy at State to be a better communicator than Hillary. Bill Clinton will be the de-facto Secretary of State, just like Kissinger was really in charge while Nixon was president (not that Kissinger was his wife, but you get my drift). Memo to Joe,... you HAVE to get a better hair transplant doctor,... those hair plugs are just barking!

4. John Edwards: I feel the same for him as Barack,... like there is no traction in his presentation. I see a lot of "out of the Beltway" populist talk,... but it just does not grab me.

5. Bill Richardson: I feel sorry for the guy,... he just does not look comfy in a public setting, does he?... I'm just done with every answer beginning with "When i was....", I still cannot for the life of me figure out why Billy Jeff ever picked him to be in his cabinet,... I've looked at him with pragmatic eyes and I feel stupid because I still don't get him,... (as my IQ drops second by second....)

6. Gravell: There is a reason I did not write his first name...... I can't remember it,... so much for his impression on me... Memo to Mr. Gravell, you are a parody of yourself at this point, and a sideshow to what is an important discourse. You've made your points (over 12 debates or so), I've had my laughs,.... now exit gracefully like Tommy Thompson on the other side.

7. Dennis Kucinich: (and thanks to Quaker Agitator for the spelling correction, I kare too!) I just love this Cleveland Mighty Mouse,... he is a) consistent, b) consistent, and c).... consistent! This guy has not changed his beat since the get go. All his ideas, some of them outside of my comprehension sphere, are unique and salient. To a Libertarian like me, I can see him and Ron Paul running as a fusion ticket! Ha! That would really scare the crap out of both parties,.....

8. Hillary Clinton: Ok, here come the tomatoes from my friends on the center-right spectrum.... Is she sounding (here is comes...) centrist? almost Republican?... talking about (oh no!) fiscal responsibility?..... Hillary is brazen, that is for sure. The hubris to act like she has this thing sewn up and is playing to the general electorate. I don't know if I am grudgingly admiring her, or if I am annoyed at her arrogance. Regardless of the visceral vibe, there is no question in my mind that she is the nominee. A lead-pipe lock. She must have practiced with Bill that "twist the head slightly sideways while keeping your eyes glued to the moderator"... , dammit the woman has polished-up. Just 6 months ago I recoiled at how shrill she sounded, how lousy she looked next to Bill,.... now?, I am just marvelling at her transformation. She sounds informed, well-coached, in control of her facts, aggressive in retort, .... she has the Teflon coating going on, nothing is sticking to her ass. Not the Asian fund-raising guy issue, not filibustering each and every Sunday talk show last week,.... nothing. It is the Bullet Train versus the 7 little choo-choo's...., the fat lady is loosening up the vocal pipes,....

Finally, I got to give it up to moderator Tim Russert. His questions were good and creative, ... he pinned down everybody at least once,... he did not allow anybody to gloss over a question (although he still let Hillary take over the stage at will).... Probably the best moderator so far.

Can we just have the elections tomorrow?... The fall TV season looks awesome and I would hate to pre-empt it for another one of these...

The case for a multi-lingual America? ...

2007-09-23T19:32:00.000-07:00

If you saw the Sunday Night NFL game between the "Vaqueros" and the "Osos", you may have noticed the NBC broadcast sprinkle many "for Latin audiences" promos; this included the scoreboard in Spanish from time to time. I chuckled at first. Some of you may know that I speak fluent Spanish, so listening to Spanish does not have the same visceral reaction to me. I just absorb it and move on. But today, while listening to Newt Gingrich on Fox News Sunday, he mentioned some of the "things most Americans want", and one of them was making English the official language of the United States.

Before I jump on this mud-puddle and piss any of you off, let me state my position.

1. English is already the international language of both diplomacy and business, and that may never change. It is an accepted standard that may come as close to a "World language" as anything in history. Its not going to go the way of the Dodo birds folks.

2. Anybody not smart enough to learn English, -whether they are here legally or not-, does so at his or her peril. To speak, read and write the language of the country you are in is the fastest way to economic success. Sure there is the aberration where someone of a limited knowledge of the local language can flourish, but we all can agree that the odds are heightened in that scenario. You want better odds of success?, there is no doubt about one of the factors. Learn English and the discipline you show in doing so will extrapolate to other areas of your life as well.

3. You honor the country that is hosting your opportunities for a better life by learning its native tongue. You think that ideal is a tad xenophobic? France, that bastion of culture and freedom, -where the language is elegant, the perfumes are heavenly and the frogs taste like chicken- requires (yes, requires) its citizens and migrants receiving social services a timeline for learning its beautiful language. In fact many countries do, you just don't hear it on the View or Oprah. If I ever do get to Costa Rica to retire (I really, really want to...) and had I not been born of a Latino family, I would make sure to learn Spanish. It is my respect to the land where I would live. Period.

4. Yes, it costs us money to not be an "English only" society. Think about this small example. A woman gets hit by a car, the ambulance comes in, the victim does not know English,... by the time a translator realized she is allergic to this or that, ... we have a lawsuit six months down the road. You can eliminate the health factor and fill in any other segment of society or situation. Not having the people of this country be able to communicate effectively and quickly costs the economy billions in unnecessary waste, bureaucracy, time and resources.

Having stated my opinion on the whole language thing, -and I think my views are pretty centrist and common-, what is the problem or antipathy with foreign languages here? I swear, this language phobia and clamor for an "English only" society is just baffling to me. Would it not be a good thing to learn say Chinese and Portuguese and be prepared for the upcoming economic influence of those two economic giants-in-waiting? Are we going to be blind to the globalization of everything just for the sake of nationalistic myopia? Look at Europe! The Swiss have to learn Italian, German and French to cater to their populace. The Spaniards know Portuguese, English and Basque. Most of the Brits have cursory knowledge of French, most Poles know Ukrainian and Russian....., it goes on and on. I am not raising the flag of Euro-Nations here, but I am simply saying that we look like a bunch of backwater yahoos in the eyes of the world by acting like English is the end all-be all. Besides, its not like we have a "lingua Franca" here. As the fine folks at Wiki have written:

English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from various parts of what is now northwest Germany and the Northern Netherlands. Initially, Old English was a diverse group of dialects, reflecting the varied origins of the Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms of England. One of these dialects, Late West Saxon, eventually came to dominate. The original Old English language was then influenced by two waves of invasion. The first was by language speakers of the Scandinavian branch of the Germanic family; they conquered and colonized parts of Britain in the 8th and 9th centuries. The second was the Normans in the 11th century, who spoke Old French and ultimately developed an English variety of this called Anglo-Norman. These two invasions caused English to become "mixed" to some degree (though it was never a truly mixed language in the strict linguistic sense of the word; mixed languages arise from the cohabitation of speakers of different languages, who develop a hybrid tongue for basic communication).

Get it? Our own language is a bastard of sorts,... why the hell are we acting like we have to defend some sort of vestige of purity here?...

Seriously people, let's get off this crap. Look at our history,... our Eastern seaboard we got from Mother England, the middle belly -or Louisiana Territory- came from France, and most of the Southwest was won in the Mexican-American war...., why are we acting like our socio-topographical lineage is fully Anglo? Shoot, if anything deserves "official" is the making of any of the dozens of native languages of our original American brethren the real official language. They were here before any of our sorry white, brown, black or red asses were here in the first place.....,The poor uneducated (or obtuse) persons who just want to mosey along without the language will be that way no matter the legislation or social engineering efforts to change their minds. My landscaper cannot speak a lick of English and owns his own home for crying out loud. People are resourceful enough and cannot be pushed to do something they really don't want to do. And so what if companies and marketers want to target Spanish-only folks? its a free market! I would target dogs, cats and snakes if I knew how the hell to get them to listen to me...

Memo to Newt Gingrich,... I love you babe. Seriously, I may not agree with you 100% on issues, but most of your books are on my desk, and for the most part I think you were really onto something back in '94, but please jump off this horse. Making English the "official" language,... what exactly will that do? How do we enforce it?... heck, do we want to enforce it? What slippery slope does that start? What's next, official religion? official color? official race? official fast food? You can make 2-ply toilet paper the official TP (no pun intended) of American derrieres everywhere, but that doesn't mean people still won't buy one-ply... (I know..., its a sophomoric example, but I could not help myself). Maybe the symbolism is what the end-game is here, and if so, then there are much better ways to do that, at least in my humble view. The World already is looking at us with a "Big Brother" eye and our policing every freaking corner of the Planet is not gaining us anything but disdain, .... let's not give them a reason to laugh at our paranoid asses as well.

Just to practice what I preach, I think I will take some Ebonics and Urdu classes, ..... just in case ...

A Blog Worth Mentioning ...

2007-09-20T18:02:00.000-07:00

SOCIAL SENSE ... conservative commentary, eloquent thought-process, with enough pragmatism to quell even the worst of critics ...

In the year or two that I have been traveling the Blogosphere, there have been many sites worth my attention. I've read them all it seems; Liberal, Conservative, Anarchist, ..., you name it, there is a flavor for every taste bud.

Allow me to introduce to you "Social Sense" (http://www.socialsense.blogspot.com/). Mustang, the blog's custodian is an ex Marine with traditional conservative views. With just this introduction some of you may click on ahead,... to your detriment and loss; for this is one of the very few places I come often for auto-correction, education, pondering and clarity of thought. There is no flaring-nostrils, fire and brimstone, religious puppetry or higher-than-thou mannerisms to his presentation. To say his writing has a wondrous elegant aplomb to it,... is to be understated.

Mustang's style is unique in that he is able to preamble a theme, frame his argument in an even-keeled manner, buttress his points with anecdotal and / or highly believable sources,... and leave you with a feeling that you learned something you were supposed to know before you read the darn thing. Many a times, (and far too few postings a month to my liking...) I will come to his site to nourish the brain. He is not cheap on words, nor short on berviage. The man has not known an edit button in his life,... and that is a good thing. I don't mind long and winded when the journey keeps delivering layers of hidden information that never seem over-lethargic or unnecessary. His Blog is -simply put-, the best there is, in my humble view.

All that said, there is one element that I find surprising to his blog; read the comments. His guests are from all stripes and ideologies, yet I've not read one strident in attitude or rude in delivery. Mustang takes patience to reply at length when his points are challenged or when something has to be clarified or supported with further argumentation. I've gotten many ideas for a posting just from the comments alone.

I will finish with this, (and I hope the fine fellows mentioned do not mind), between Renegade Eye (Socialist / Secular view), and Social Sense,... I can say I have had my bowl of "daily bread". As one fine blogger once said, If you dare not taste a kool Aid not of your making and not of your taste, then you really don't know what your beliefs truly are. Click and read any of his fine postings. You may or may not agree with his views, but I think you will appreciate the beauty that is, a well presented blog.

Here's to FOOTBALL!!!

2007-09-18T16:56:00.000-07:00

I love Football. What is it about this game that appeals to me? Grown men in lycra-looking tights, with titanium-impregnated helmets throwing themselves at other grown men in lycra-looking ....

It has the brainiac charm of Chess, the brutal elegance of the Gladiators of Rome circa 345 A.D., the complexion of a Soap Opera you hate to love, a million sub-plots to keep you glued to ESPN during the work week, and the subliminal images that bring out the many things that we feel is our birthright as Americanus Red-blodus Maximus.

College was my initiation into this drug-like lock on my mind. The Sooner wishbone, The Huskies of Don James and Warren Moon, Ohio State and Art Schlicter (ok, you can stop laughing now...), the vaunted option-veer of Bill Yeoman in Houston. I remember like it was yesterday watching Tony Dorsett of Pitt mauling Penn State during the 77' season. I'd never seen someone scoot like that. Those late 70's college juggernauts had me hooked.

But then the NFL took over. The "Ghost to the Post" game between the Raiders and Colts is to this day the greatest game I ever remember seeing. Dallas,.. yes Dallas. I admit to being a Dallas freak. Remember that double up-down clutch move their offensive linemen did before they set down?... Staubach, Golden Richards, Drew Pearson, Ed "too tall" Jones?... those were my boys.... that is until Montana threw "the catch" to Dwight Clark and changed it all for me. To this day I hate the west coast offense and every deviation thereof. Bring back Mad Bomber Pastorini, Bring back the tear-away jerseys of Earl Campbell,... bring back Cleveland's Turkey Jones pile-driving Bradshaw into the ground, bring back the Vikings playing outside~!!

I just thought of something,... I think one of the reasons our military is so damn good (that is,...when we let them fight) is because of the culture of football that is part of every training regimen from boot camp to special ops training. Hell, even Stormin' Norman called his strategic west shift of Gulf War One the "Hail Mary". Politicians make use of "football-isms" all the time. Just this week Harry Reid said Bush was "running out the clock". Republicans bitch about the Democrats "moving the goalposts". Are we a football-crazed nation or what? Ain't no Pac-Man, Tank Johnson, Camera-gate or 2-time in jail O.J. gonna' keep us from loving the flying pigskin.

Ok, enough of this crap. You can thank Obob (http://www.obobsworld.blogspot.com/) for getting me lathered up for this non-sensical rant. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

In The Wake of Things...

2007-09-16T12:24:00.000-07:00

The politics of "Denouncing"

I never listen to politicians telling other politicians to "denounce" anything. What exactly does that do? Let's see..., gives them a free 15 second bite on the cable news, which in turn gives the media something to fill their programming, it pisses-off the guy who is the target of the denouncing, and at the end of the news-cycle life goes on,... hmmmm. Memo to Fred Thompson, I feel ya'. I don't particularly feel Move-on or anyone should run an ad like that (even at a discounted price), but last I heard, a) It is a country where free speech is a golden blessing and b) I am a free marketeer. If The NYT wants to give someone a cut-rate ad and not the opposing side, then so be it. Unless of course it runs cross-current to fairness laws governing political campaigns.

The GOP side of things...

I just can't go into the detail of opinion I gave the Donkeys on my last post. Sorry, but again, it's just way too early for me. But I will give you my early pre-game synopsis. Giuliani? I said long ago that I though Giuliani and Huckabee would be the GOP ticket (yes, I said that about 7 months ago) and I still have my 5 bucks on it. Not because he is my preference (I happen to be enamored with Ron Paul at the moment), but because I believe the GOP is voting on the "Hillary slayer" crown and nothing else. Romney? I love his business acumen (hey.. the Fed is the biggest business in the planet, no?), and the way he communicates. Magnetic and smooth, albeit too mechanical to make anybody come out on a rainy November and vote for his ass. McCain? If you are gonna' slam Romney for the abortion flip-flop, then you have to McCain the lobotomy treatment as well. His stance on immigration, while noble (to some) will be his undoing. Flyover country is still quite xenophobic and not ready to acquiesce to the NAFTA, CAFTA and "Open Borders" of the GWB boys. He is done,... not even a cabinet post. Huckabee? Conservatism with an "aw-shucks" and a smile. This guy is the Donkey's worst nightmare, in my humble view. He was pragmatic enough to know that Arkansas was not a "small government" State and did the best he could to marry his ideology with the reality of the situation. I think he is brilliant, likable and if elected, I would not loose any sleep. Thompson? What the hell did the guy do with 8 years of Senate history? Can anybody tell me? I blasted Kerry on the same point 3 years ago. I know you are 7 foot 7 and talk with a beautiful honey-toned baritone,... but I need more from you. And by the way, ... is that really your wife?....

We are too FAT!!!

I know, its a sensitive topic but you can leave now if your eyelids are beginning to quiver. I got on a Southwest Airlines flight from Pitt to San Jose and sat between... well, you get the picture. I looked around and thought to myself, my god, the news stories are not off at all, we are blimping out! I decided today to just watch ONE NFL game and not 4 or 5.., I'm gonna get my butt out and do some walking, and let the couch cushions air-out the rest of the afternoon. I'm not on my soap box here, but look around! Has anybody been to a mall lately, the Cheesecake Factory?... Its ironic that the film "Sicko" is one man's view of what is wrong with the health care systems in America. Memo to Michael Moore, maybe if you stopped shopping for vitamin supplements at Krispy Kreme Donuts you would have a moral leg to stand on,... but what do I know?... I am 20 lbs too fat myself. What a hypocrite I've become....

If these are the best and brightest ...

2007-07-29T15:19:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I've peeked at a few of the "debates" on TV, especially the YouTube/CNN deal. A few observations before I grade the candidates.

1. Why did Hillary get to stand on a 4" platform, and the vertically-challenged Cucinich not? Inquiring minds wanna' know.

2. Although I applaud the "newness" of the video questions, some of them were out in place, in my humble view. But then again, can you really call these debates? this is just free advertising time ...

3. If these candidates have no discipline to shut the flap quickly when Anderson Cooper says "time", it makes me wander how their discipline is when I am not looking. But that may depend on what my definition of "is" is ...

4. I agree with Hillary and John. There is way too many candidates up there. Although the guy from Alaska (Gravel) has kept me going with his complaining of not getting enough time.

5. Have ANY of these candidates ever run a business, generated any income, voted for a budget cut of ANY kind, balanced their own checkbooks? ... I wish the snowman could have asked them that...

Hillary Clinton: I have to admit, she has impressed me with her command on the lectern, her fixing her delivery so her voice is less shrill, and just the quick way she thinks on her feet. I have not ruled out that she may be a good thing for America (as I duck the tomatoes coming my way), I will explain later. Yes she is a DLC-fed opportunist, but I think she has this nomination sewn-up. Score=8

Chris Dodd: Probably the dark horse here. I never expected him to do so well. His politics are too far left of center for me, but unlike other left wingers, he speaks with a "centrism" that demands I listen. Like Hillary, he can edit himself fast, and has the tenure to claim experience. I think he is angling for a Cabinet position, ... I don't think he will make it past November, but if he can get to the final 4, ... Score=7

Dennis Cucinich: I'm not kidding. Stop looking at him and "listen" to what he is saying. Sure he is a wide left socialist, and maybe he does want to slice the largess of the military (well hell, so do I for that matter), but some of his ideas and convictions are lead pipe solid. He has not swayed his convictions according to the polls, and you got to love a guy who lays the lumber the the rest of them without any care. I think he can last until super Tuesday. As close to a Libertarian as the Democrats have on their roster. Score=7

Joe Biden: I admit I always liked this guy. Sure the guy can't find the edit button for his mouth if his life depended on it, but neither can I, so there. Even when he was going postal on the Thomas Supreme Court nomination back in the day, he struck me as smart, educated and well meaning. I think he has a pragmatic view of the military and the US role in world democracy and if he were the President (and stopped talking long enough to work) I would not have too may sleepless nights. I still can't forgive him for the Neil Kinnock plagiarism bit that torpedoed his first campaign, but I am willing to concede that he has learned his lesson. Score=6.5

John Edwards: I just can't root for him. I think his populism message and "poverty" tours are the last life raft that he can hang on to because he has lost the black vote to Hillary and Barack, and nobody in the South gives a shit about him. He is articulate, smart and all, but when he unleashed his wife to take torpedo shots at Hillary and Coulter, instead of having the stones to do it himself,, .... that spoke volumes. In my opinion, he is a fake, an opportunist of worse level than Hillary,....... but, I guarantee you he is the next US Attorney General under Hillary. Score=6

Barack Obama: I'm still not sure what to make of him. He speaks well, great presence, and an undeniable "fresh" face to the group. But did you read his book? It sounded like it was written by a 22-year old. The broadside that Hillary landed in his ass for being naive was felt. Sure Lincoln was less experienced than Obama when he ran for president as a 3-rd party candidate,... but there is not comparison. Obama comes across prepared, but not extraordinary so. New, but his flavor-of-the month moment is fading in spite of all the money he is still getting. Stay in the Senate Barack.... oh maybe another 12 years. Then go for it. Your green ears are showing. Score=6

Bill Richardson: A very boring man, and a worse candidate. This guy has the aura of a firefly against the black night sky... not very noticeable. He may have the best resume on the planet right now, but so did Bush 41 back in 88 and he still bored me to death. His delivery is fractured, he is not a dynamic speaker or figure, and I still can't find one think he did as Energy Secretary or Governor that makes me do a double-take. As to his Latin credentials?... please. With "Richardson" as his last name and his feeble attempts at Spanish,.. I doubt many even know it. Score=4

Next up: My opinion of the GOP side (and you think this is bad...)

Catching up on things,...

2007-07-11T22:02:00.000-07:00

A few observations on the happenings of the past few weeks and months...

1. So some Senator got caught in some Madame's phone-book. Who gives a rip? Jefferson was banging his slaves and still had time to contribute to the Constitution, FDR (many rumors say) had a live-in lover and managed to wipe out the Nazis and Japanese just fine, Kennedy had the tunnel to the State Department as Diana Dors and Marylin Monroe's private freeway and managed to give us the largest tax cut in history (along with the Bay of Pigs,... but I will leave that one alone), Clinton gave the word "humidor" a new meaning and still has the adoring masses fixated. I do find it humorous that the Democrats are gleefully pounding on this story, yet when their own brethren were getting caught screwing around it was "politics of personal destruction"... hypocrites all, I say. Let them screw around. Once we let them know that all we care about is how the handle the government and not their crotch we may actually get something done up in the Hill.

2. I see Ann Coulter is still playing the press like a yo-yo. Man, this lady is the smartest marketeer I've witnessed in a while. How many times have I said this, leave her alone, stop commenting on her verbal bombs, and she will go away,... but nooooooooo, that stuff is much to juicy to Mathews and the Bloggers to let go. Good, let them waste their time on non-essential news. I just love the pulpit media types lamenting on how the "entertainment" aspect of news has replaced "serious" news, yet when Coulter opens her pie-hole its breaking news. ***k em' all, i say.

3. No, I am still not interested in commenting on any of the potential Presidential candidates for 2008. Its freaking July 11, 2007 people!,... get a life! (... and I say that with a smile on my mug, God forbid I insult any political junkies herewith...)

4. The surge?... Iraq war?... Af-crap-istan?..... yawn................ next topic....

5. Man it has been fun carousing the blogs today,... some of you have been BUSY!!!, How do you guys do it?... to put out that amount of information, AND keep your family and sanity in one peace. PLEASE write a book on how to do this! I promise I will order 2 copies,.. one for my bedside table,... the other for my toilet moments....

6. I am single and looking for a woman. Yes,... I finally decided that a man such as myself cannot go at it alone in this world. I need a woman who can massage my melon, as well as my manners.... Please send your resumes to this blog. All entries will be considered, no matter ideology, race, creed, religion (well,...maybe not ALL religions...), and nationality (except French........ ok, ok... including the French).

7. Anybody know of any good centrist blogs I can put on my blog roll?... I count a few lefts a few rights,... a few ... well, i cannot identify what to hell they are,..... but no centrists..... c'mon, aren't there any linguine-spined (Limbaugh terminology, by the way) centrist blogs out there worth a read?....

Coda...

... what a great nap it was...

2007-07-09T19:16:00.000-07:00

.... but like all good things, it came to an end.

I have returned; like the proverbial zit on the left (or right) buttock. nice to see you all again.

I had to go away. And you will relate to my reasons if you have anything close to a pulse. To have a good blog, -a place where others come for views, opinions, or morsels of information new to their day-, one needs to a) keep it fresh, b) keep the truth flag at half mast (at least!) and, c) have a topic that grabs you by the short and curlies and doesn't let go. My problem is that I am an admitted information junkie. For every piece of news I read there is yet another and another piece of information to link, to cross-reference, to buttress and to consider. It is an endless cycle, is it not? One can easily dedicate 6 to 8 hours a day in the give and take that this medium provides. For every 10 "facts" I use to sustain my points of views, an opposing fellow will bring 20 "facts" to slay my logic. For every cherry-picked idea I espouse to try and bridge the gap between the ideologues, there are 10 cherry-bombs lobbed my way to try and snap my will. I have simply run out of gas, out of time, and sadly out of passion to deal with the mental dueling. I give up (at least on the dueling part...). I'm not kidding either. This is not a pity party to get others to prop my ass out of my doldrums. This is just the proverbial waving of the white flag to say,... World, you won, left and right wings, you won too. Trolls,... yep, you've vested me. Liberals, ... I am done trying to win your hearts and minds to see some things "my way". Conservatives,... although I am one of you (in the "pure" sense of the word), I am giving up on trying to correct some of the things the conservative movement has turned into. Congratulations, you have all won the day and I tender you my sword. The days of enjoying the ether-vinegar are no longer reasons to write. This medium has turned into WWI; where trench warfare and victory by attrition is the reality of the times. I am still a pragmatist, just less positive. I am still positive, just less hopeful, I am still hopeful, only less idealistic,.... and yes, still idealistic, but only when I allow myself to suck on a crack pipe for 10 minutes.

Some smarter guy that I will ever be once said, "only a fool tries to swim against the currents of an out-of-control flood tide. He survives by managing and steering where those floods are talking him to ..." (author unknown). Hmmm, sort of like being inside a barrel going over Niagara Falls,...albeit with a make-shift rudder,... but for some reason I find a beautiful logic in that idea. I grew up in an America where the first time I heard of Baghdad was in "I dream of Jeannie". A world that funneled what government wanted us to know via 3 all-knowing networks. A world simpler in vision, simpler in values,... and impossible to reach in its fullest. That Jeannie has left the bottle. Not only has she left the bottle, but she is pregnant, gained a few pounds of self-awareness, wears baggy jeans, has a few implants, a tattoo just above the crack of her butt, is wired to her I-pod and I-phone at the same time, and uses Blogger and You-Tube to blowtorch her views to the rest of the world without an edit button. Even if I tried to shoehorn her ass back into the bottle I would not even come close. I'm done pissing against the wind-tunnel. There were nights that I literally went to bed with a rant on my head, a comment stuck to my nerve, a new blog that incinerated my sense of decorum,... who the hell needs that? I started this to blow a little steam to things I am passionate about, not to gather yet another obsession-compulsion... I want to say I want to be a kinder, gentler soul, but heaven's, even that nice phrase implies that I just spend the last 100 days hanging out with Bush 41.

Well, t he night is aging, and I gotta' go, but I will be here, more often, albeit a little different than before. After such a 100-day nap, my face is stubbly, my eyes are still half shut, my brain is in need of a few bottles of WD-40.... and the damn Jeannie is downstairs screaming for some more bom-bombs,...

King of the World 3.0

2007-03-31T10:54:00.000-07:00

In my continuing series of "If I were King...", I offer the following ideas in the hope of getting pelted by unbelievers...

April 16th, Election Day! It occurs to me that this is the best day to have our National Elections, for there is no time I am more pissed than when I realize how much I paid in "contributions". If I miscalculated in my deductions and get a "reimbursement", then I am really peeved that Government kept my money a whole year without paying me a cent of interest. After all, we all know know lenient in penalties and interest they are if you file past midnight of the 15th. What a great way to make tax reform a central issue EVERY election and not just during the financial bumps of the times. Think of it, you file your taxes one day, and roll into your polling station the next day either pissed (like me) or happy to contribute to the good of all mankind (like everybody else BUT me, apparently).

Why can Israel have full elections in 60 days? You want to know why we are full of cynicism and political fatigue? Because our political season is,... well, obscene. It begins 15 minutes after each election cycle and we get impaled with it forever. I actually look forward to tax season, just to forget about this never-ending of seasons; even if but for the time my turbo tax program readies me for another orifice. Immediately after November 6th, everybody starts jockeying for position, injecting their PAC's with steroid-like infusion of money-gathering ethos, and States (like California for example) start hopping other state's primary dates in hoping their voices have greater impact in the coronation of their party's King. We're done with this. King Truth-Pain hereby says that from now on our political season lasts 2 months. Primaries, political contributions, public advertising, debates, conventions and lastly the obligatory masturbatory 12-hour election-night media debauchery all occurs in 60 calendar days. There, now we all can enjoy life without politicians on TV for 46 straight months. Oh yeah, mid-term elections have 30 days to get their shit together. That's it.

Unions should be in charge of the borders. I hear the voices... "what the f***k is the pain-man ranting about now..." I don't know, I just thought that since the Minutemen are hated, the border patrol is ill fully equipped to help any President do his Constitutional duty; and any attempt to build walls or prevent masses of humanity from entering comes across as inhuman, calloused and mean, then we should put those real gate-keepers of American job interests in charge; the unions. Think of it, Cesar Chavez, the left's patron saint of farm worker rights even put his very own "wet line" on the borders to keep his very own Mexican brethren from taking a dip on the Rio Grande and swimming over to take his precious union jobs (bet you didn't hear that from the media, did you...). One reason Unions such as those representing Steel workers, Teachers and Auto workers don't worry about it too much is that 90% of the people coming across go into farming, janitorial and manual labor; hardly a threat to their jobs or tenure (not to mention that they mostly vote Democrat). But let there be a monsoon of say qualified auto workers taking over jobs in Michigan, California and Tennessee and you will see a "steel line" of UAW picketers from San Diego to Brownsville (and this is a quote from my Democrat-loving buddy who works at the nearby MUNNI plant of Fremont, California). So, by Fiat, I am putting James Hoffa Jr. in charge of border control. Let him decide who gets to live the American dream of "pursuing happiness". How worse can it get?

And I just got tagged for being in someones "Thinking Blogger award" (Mustang!, what were you thinking?).... Guess I have to get busy tagging somebody,.... look out~~~

As goes your heart...

2007-03-25T10:46:00.000-07:00

I have "rebounded" nicely from my divorce of a few years ago, and in some ways I have surprised myself at how effortless the change has been. I have a great relation with my ex, with whom I share the care and love of our daughter. I have not suffered from the emotional hangovers associated with messy divorces, which in and of itself is quite an accomplishment; and I have met a wide variety of great people and woman that have opened my eyes to things of which I was not aware.

So last night, I am in a gathering of friends, some single, some un-happily married, some.... well, coasting through it, but none happily smitten. What a tragedy, I thought to myself. What is it about relationships that make us giddy at the onset, and eventually turns into a blase affair into the world of the average and non-adventurous. Are we that finicky? Is our appetite for instant gratification so developed that the notion of a long-term anything is untenable? Anyway, back to the party. One woman complained her husband, though a loving man, never complemented her no matter what she did. Another guy, laughed when the question was tossed about of whether or not it was possible to be happier at the latter years of marriage rather than the initial ones. I myself put to the group the following question, "did you guys get married because you wanted to?... or you needed to? (nervous laughter followed by the en masse switching from the left butt-cheek to the right one). Then the conversation sort of faded in volume in the recesses of my shaved Mellon and I began to "see" something. I know all of these people very well, to include their political/social leanings. The way I was able to forecast their replies to subsequent topics, was like shooting fish in a bucket, and all of this based on what I knew their emotional compass to be at the moment.

The topic of relationship fascinates me. Not because of the obvious human interest and self-enlightenment need, but because I can extrapolate a lot of how people feel about life, society, faith and yes, politics by just watching them interact with their spouses or partners. My parents divorced when I was 2, I was a single child, moved around a lot, always felt I was "different" than other kids, and kept a lot of my emotions to myself. As an adult, I am a divorced man, with one child, have moved around quite a bit (nomad heart), know for a fact that I am different from a lot of people (like THAT is not apparent), and keep my emotions to myself unless my daughter is involved; then its open-heart season. But it fascinates me to think that my independent streak and beliefs spawned from my instincts to be self-sufficient. I did not trust anything or anyone growing up, and that same thinking kept on with my politics and social traits. I have a select few friends, but keep them at arms-length. I am the most gregarious person in the room, yet find myself enabling others to build bridges of understanding, at the price of my own self-interest. When I look back at my youth, my choices along the way, and how I have interacted with woman throughout my adult life, I can see why my politics are the way they are.

There is no greater truth than the fact that we are a product of our present environment, our rearing, our experiences, our choices, the information we choose to inhale, and the people that we choose to emulate. But one more meaningful true-ism to me is that I had my road-map in front of me all along. As went my heart, so went my life. According to the demands I made on my wife or lover, so went the wishes I had for society and forms of government. As went my madness in trying to figure out woman (another posting altogether), so went my patience in understanding my friends and the way they saw things. My love life, or lack of it, was always a bell-weather for how I felt about everything, not just my lover. I can track this phenomena so far back that I am almost embarrassed in not seeing the pattern sooner.

The more removed I am from thinking I am ok and ready to move forward in search of the "one" perfect person for me, the more I think being single is my first best destiny. Who the hell is gonna' put up with this shit?

This is what happens when you don't watch news or read blogs of any kind for 2 straight weeks. Well, non-political ones anyway. I can't wait until April 1st, and get out of this ridiculous self-imposed political free-zone.

Reconstruction ...

2007-03-11T09:26:00.000-07:00

It takes me 4 weeks, twice a year, to get used to the "spring forward, fall back" hour change..., another month of sleep deprivation. And speaking of the seasons, changes are in the air in the House of pain. I've found its more fun to read and react, than to post-read-react and finally nuke in my own house; hence my posting once or twice a week instead of the daily thing.

But getting back to this theme, I dig this time of year. A lot of bloggers are in spring-cleaning mode. They are shagging and dusting out the carpet, spiffing-up their templates, adjusting their audience (if such a thing is possible) and getting a fresh look on things, a gathering and measuring of themselves as it were. Such are the rites of the season.

I visited a few blogs today and oddly enough they are all in "refresh mode"; and so in the spirit of things, I'll start to do some house cleaning myself. I'm gonna blow-off on some things here, my own habits included. I rant a lot about the hypocrisy of life in this medium and life in general. One of my habits, and a bad one I think, is that I try to be TOO fair both in my comments here and abroad because I have this innate need to be liked and (yes) loved, all in the spirit of a good conversation and discourse. Though it may be a common thing to long for acceptance, it does not do any good if your views are filtered through the looking glass of trying to appease the host's views somewhat. I think I have to change that. I have to learn to say what I feel, respectfully, and carefully edited, without taking the extra step of the "having said that I agree with you that..." disclaimers. I think that is just as hypocritical as anything, unless you truly believe what you are saying. Another thing; I've stopped visiting sites that espouse they are one thing and you go to another site and there they are bellowing out in contrary form to what their house is built on. Look at my blog-roll, its tiny compared to others out there (do they really read all those?...) The reason they are there is that they are consistent and because I've had a great relation in tits for tats with them as well. Go to any of the left or right (center anyone?) blogs there and you will find they are pretty solid in view, no matter the ideology. Go find them in someone else's house and you get the same bravado and passion of thought. My kudos to people like that. Being left should mean that. Being right should mean just that. Being a moderate or centrist -like I think I am, albeit with a twist to the right- should mean you take a position that is not necessarily on one side or another but based on a lot of factors not necessarily objective. I just love it when I go to a blog self-described as centrist and all they do is pee exclusively on the right or left. Please, just say you are an independent progressive or conservative and leave the mantra of centrist to those who not beholden to holding any body's water; to the equal opportunity pissers of the world. There is a reason there are no centrist in my blog roll, I have yet to find one that is as honest in their views as the rest of the invitees. I'm still taking applications.

I'm very much looking forward to changing the visual and content facade to the blog, a new template maybe..., add some contributing writers, and focus on something other that the usual suspects.

Lastly, some different springtime news,... I've reconstituted my band. I will be singing and playing bass along my long-time guitarist maven, who makes Al DiMeola look like he has polio. Its a song-writing team more than a performance-based project, and we are deep in pre-production mode for a summer CD burn. The music style is Pink Floyd meets Clannad meets Incubus,...on human growth hormones. I may even be daring enough to post a mp3 of one of our diddies so you all can roll on the floor laughing for 3.5 minutes.... , aahhh the rites of springtime.

Castaway....

2007-03-04T09:32:00.000-08:00

This is politics-free zone for March.

I've played this cliched game many times, .... -If you were marooned on a Island, what CAN'T I do without?-

So pretending for a second this Island has an interminable supply of AA batteries for my portable DVD-player, and that my MP3 player had nuclear cells so it could run for decades before loneliness kills me; here is my list of Movies, Albums and Books I can't do without,... I will limit the list to five of each.

Movies
- Shawshank Redemption. I've seen this film at least 10 times and I still get giddy when he comes out of that pipe onto the creek, and finally to freedom. I'm still waiting to see if they got that boat finished in Mexico.
- Lord of the Rings (any). I had never read a J.R. Tolkien book until after I saw the LOR trilogy films. I'm not a fantasy genre guy, but this author has me by the short and curlies. As to the films. the sheer scope and visual candy of any of these films leaves me stunned to this day. I know the majority is computer graphics but if I'm stranded in Gilligan's Isle for any length a time then I want movies that make me REALLY forget. Besides, watching Frodo walk up that volcanic mountain, will make me feel like I'm in St. Tropez.
- Brazil. Sort of a cult film in the mode of Eraserhead or Clockwork Orange, but its still one of the most bizarre movies I've seen. Robert DeNiro's part alone is worth the 2 hour volley.
- Delirious. This Eddie Murphy concert classic is not a movie per se, but it is on DVD dammit so it goes in the pile. Besides, I will miserable enough swatting away mosquitoes, .... Eddie's irreverent humor will make the swatting that more meaningful.
- Patton. I'm a huge George C. Scott fan. This Oscar winner is not deep in plot, just deep in symbolism and dualities for me. It reminds me of many things,... Nixon, WWII, Honor, .... the Moral question of warfare...., I can watch this every day and write a different post to it accordingly, it has influenced me that much.
MUSIC CD's
- Kings's X (Gretchen goes to Nebraska). The Beatles meets Black Sabbath. To say this is my favorite band is a gross understatement. There is my daughter, and then there is King's X. If that band I was in a decade ago had a semblance of talent, and sounded anything like this, I would not be here

- Ruben Blades (Siembra). This is an ode to my Puerto Rican heritage (although he is Panamanian). He nails what is the classic salsa sound. Soft, alluring, powerful in music and melody, and recorded at a time (circa 1979) when there was no digital editing to clean up a bad performance. His voice is iconic.
- Sarah Brightman (any). There is no voice in this mother Terra than can paralyse me into inaction as much as this British Diva. From Pie Jesu of Andrew Lloyd Webber fame, to any of the new age pop diddies she is known for these days,... she is incapable of singing a bad note,...
- Peter Gabriel (So). An old album that has the unique gift of having every song being a great cut. From "Red Rain" to the duet with Kate Bush "Don't give up",... this is 80's production at it's best. And how many Albums can you say that about?...
- Saturday Night Fever (soundtrack). Its got nothing to do with Disco, but everything to do with the fact that I remember where I was when I first heard EVERY one of the cuts in that double-album masterpiece. I remember high school, the dances, the girlfriends, the pot, my father, the movies, american top 40, my family..., a lot of memories there. Maybe not the most significant piece of memorabilia, but I do own it in wax, and that alone makes it a makeshift freesbee in my Island paradise.
Books
- Red Storm Rising. This cold war era yarn is the perfect techno-thriller for Tom Clancy addicts like me. Not as gee-whizzy as Clive Cussler, but the attention to detail and twists in plot are perfect..... for staying up all night.
- Cosmos. Carl Sagan wrote this book I don't know how many years ago, but it puts -in layman's terms- the wonders of the universe. And if I am going to be face up on the sand at night staring at the stars,... I might as well know what the hell I'm looking at....
- The joys of Puerto Rican cookery. Talk about gluttony. The only reason this book makes the list is because i am marooned and (maybe) I will never taste the meals made so lovingly by so many in my family. If my lips can't taste them,... at least my mind can,... as I read the recipes and chew on a coconut.
- The Iliad/Odyssey. I know, its 2 books, .... so shoot me if I'm cheating my own game. But you CAN'T read one without the other, .... and after chewing on a coconut, I need to think of Trojan woman serving me grapes and oxen,... (Besides, Homer has a sense of humor that appeals to my lack of decorum ...)
- Century, A collection of photographs (Phaedon) A massive tome of 20th century history photographs and commentary. You can say this is 30 books in one as each chapter takes you on an amazingly detailed journey of a particular era of this planet we love (or hate) so much. And maybe, after browsing through these thousand-plus pages of human endeavor,.... I may just thank my lucky stars I am stuck in some Island at some God-less longitude,...

Tom Hanks, eat your heart out...

A severe case of the ...

2007-02-27T21:10:00.000-08:00

I cant wrap my frontal lobe around just one theme today....

THE FOX NEWS THING....

Yep, the ratings are out and they are first again in cable TV, killing everybody in sight with Bill O'Reilly still king of the hill. So what? I say. Add up MSNBC, CNN, CNBC, ABC, CBS, PBS and NBC and the preponderance of the media is still pretty liberal in its prism. I know my progressive / left blogger brethren like to pound on the little network that could, but I hear as much bullshit, lies and skewed massaging of the news from the 7 dwarfs as I do from the Fox fellas. I personally like MSNBC for whatever reason, but I am a known to be a glutton for punishment. I think people are pissed because Fox has the better looking eye candy...

Al Gore the Oscar Winner...

It was good to see Al Gore peel himself away from the buffet table long enough to waddle up there to accept the Oscar. And he won for doing a movie that mixes some very truthful facts with some amazing stretches of subjectivity. No, I am not an expert on Global whatever, but I personally picked 7, SEVEN facts in this celluloid masterpiece that were -at best- pure fiction. But hey, if Al really believed his own bellowing he would have rolled up to the red carpet in a stretch Toyota Prius with 22-inch wheels and recycled tires..., screw the hypocrite bastard I say...

What makes religion the bogeyman?...

It occurred to me today that the left bangs away at the dangers of electing anybody with a deep devotion to their faith (that's code for Romney bashing, by the way), but isn't bowing to the vestiges of big Government or to the evangelical fury of zen environmentalism the same thing? So its dangerous to elect somebody because he or she is a Mormon or a Baptist, but its OK to elect somebody who kneels at other altars of worship? Isn't a deep belief in ANY ideology whether its socialism, capitalism, anarchy, religion or otherwise just that?... a deep belief in something?... I know its not an apples for apples comparison, and there are too many factors to make this a simple dissection of study,.... but my mind still does not see the dangers of either thing, UNLESS they use that one singular belief as their sole axis of governance. I say screw U if you use religion as a basis of rule, and even a bigger screw U if you use big government as the sole source of your platform. You want to believe that Christ came from a virgin and walked on water?,.. go ahead and rule the freakin' Country. You want to believe in the power of the almighty Government to cure all the evils of society,... jump in as well. We've had far greater idiots in our history who served far worse masters...

So we have decided to talk to Iran...

I know this is gonna' sound like I am a Republican (and I actually was at the time), but I remember in 1980 when Iran held our people hostage at the embassy,... Reagan did not even mince words. He simply said "If the hostages are still there at my inaugural, your country is a parking lot the next day". The hostages were on a 747 on their way home the day of the election. I know, its Neanderthal thinking, and its not the way of this brave new "we are the world" globe,... but an important part of strong diplomacy is giving the appearance of being crazy enough to drop a tactical nuke in someones back yard if they don't play ball. Talking to Iran made sense oh... 15 years ago when we where aiding Saddam pummel them in the 8-year Iran-Iraq war, not today. We are not in a position of strength. Bush 43 obviously did not take lessons from 41 on this one. Truman, where the hell are you?.... We are the incredibly shrinking country. Let's just give ourselves back to England and be done with it...

the Penn State of thinking...

2007-02-22T13:56:00.000-08:00

...I spent a week in Pennsylvania visiting my daughter and the differences between there and here (California) still has me in haze...

~ As opposed to Cali, you order fast food in the drive-through and people are just so very kind and courteous that it is jarring to the senses. In addition, you don't need a U.N. interpreter to figure out if fries come with the burger.
~ Unlike Cali, there are no culture wars brewing in the streets, at least not apparent. There are few foreign-soil flags visible, regardless of the fact that there are polish, Italians, Jews, Irish and Puerto Ricans there. Most everybody flies the U.S. flag in their front porch, no matter the political ideology. What a novel concept...
~ As economically depressed as the region is, I am amazed at the disposition and can-do spirit of the township. Not a lot of victims here, just ordinary folks born to believe they are not owed anything except a fair shot at happiness; I wish it was contagious...
~ As news spread about the region's first war casualty, all the talk in the town was on how to pull together and make sure the family of the fallen soldier was not in need of anything. Posters, newspaper articles, .... regular conversation at the town diner all centered around helping their own. No anti-war this, or pro-war that,... just men and woman rolling up their sleeves and asking "how can we help?" What a resilient and warm-hearted people.
~ When asked what I was doing visiting a place like their little town, -considering I live in the Golden State-, I answered "well, my daughter lives here, but I am learning to love it here so I hope to be a regular visitor".... At first they looked at me strange,... but then they smiled, and asked about MY life, and is it true about all they say about California,... I tell them they aren't missing anything.

I've been back 14 hours. Already my stress level is back to Defcon 3, I found my car was keyed along the door while I was gone, there was a drive-by shooting at the local high-school and have been told I am going to be going to a "diversity and cultural" training as part of our company's involvement in the community. Funny, I doubt there is little -if any- cultural and diversity training in this little Pennsylvania township. People are just regular Americans, living a hard blue-collar life, ... with very little complaining about it. Is it perfect? no (what is?), are there problems? sure, of course. Can the region use an infusion of capital, and other economic help? Absolutely. But why then, are the people there, much happier than the people that supposedly have it all?... Is it perspective? or is it just me wishing for simpler things?... whatever it is, the American dream is not dead, it has not vanished. It's still there in middle Americana. The big metropolitan areas may have the masses, the glitz, the glamour, the population explosion and the cultural diversity to boast,... but its little towns like this little place in north-west Pennsylvania that has my heart. Beam me up.

Headed to Pennsylvania...

2007-02-15T22:46:00.000-08:00

The House of Pain is closing for the weekend,... my daughter beckons and I have a Friday flight to catch....

I'm beginning to like going to the Quaker State. It is like a major-league detox from my life in California,... not to mention that I am on the market for a house there,... just to have a nest for when I visit my little one,... and to have something to give her when my time here is up....

Try to keep your opinions in your holster until I get back..., but if you must shoot, at least know what you are aiming towards....

Be back Thursday ...

Education, the real silver bullet...

2007-02-14T21:24:00.000-08:00

Education is IT for me. My father taught me the love of reading, of discovery, of questioning; and the joys of challenging the common notion of things. To this day I thank him for investing so much time in my personal education.

Libertarians like me are always harping about choices, about freedom and liberties, about the power of the individual versus the intellectually lazy way (to us) of depending on the grander schemes or Government "anythings" to make things better. But I wonder, is Education the one exception to my self-imposed ideology; is it the aberration? Allow me to give a little perspective to my quagmire.

Most of the time, I believe in the power of choice. Choice is good. Choice allows me to pick the best from that which the market offers me. The question in my mind? Is the sacred chalice of Education something to be seen with a "market" prism? or does it fall under -what I call- the "social aberrations" of our culture; meaning things like the Military.

In the military there is no choice. Over a period of more than 200 years, the military has forged a system of conduct, protocols, ideals and -for better or for worse- a culture of being that makes the marching in lock-step a virtue, and not a place for questioning of authority or methods. From the birth of our nation, we drove towards that single ideal. It needed to be done, and it worked. There are no million roads to China there, only one path. No dissent, no discourse. There is one military, one ideal.... , and most importantly, one standard. Stop for a second and contemplate what I just said, ... one standard. Is a standard more important in education than choice? (shudders...). Should we as a nation trade the ideals of choice when it comes to educating our kids, for an agreed-upon standard?

I am beginning to believe that to be true. For as much as I applaud people who take the challenge of home-schooling their kids, and knowing personal successes of home-schooling myself, I cannot deny that there are plenty of home-school parents who have no idea what they are doing and are thus harming the chalice of education for their kids. Regular schooling? I know, I know. For every good school there's a few crappy ones, for every excellent teacher there is one less able to teach, even a bad apple here and there. Heck, in states like California it takes the proverbial act of legislature to fire a teacher who has shown time and time again that he is incapable of teaching. The unions are that strong....., but be that as it may, and in spite of these challenges, education should not fly in the winds of whimsical market shifts. Education HAS to be standardized; there HAS to be a methodology from which any, repeat ANY child can start to fulfil whatever potential was written in his or her genetic code. The level playing field starts right there, in the solace and temple of that classroom. Is education a place for experimentation? for deviations of curriculum to adjust to the nuances of regional and cultural idiosyncrasies? Maybe,... but I am going to admit that I just don't know; and when I don't know, I play the conservative card. The Education a child receives at the hands of his parents or caretakers, what he is taught about life, morality and the culture around him will be variation enough. Religion will stick its finger in there somewhere, pop culture will weigh-in to the child, and on and on will these factors take part in the life-education of a child. Nevertheless, the "scholarly" education in a child's life should be the lifesaver from which these plebes can hang onto when the ocean around them is stormy, when the home life is un-safe, and when there is no hope left. Education should be that silver bullet that kills that big bad wolf of poverty and social despair.

So the question is, does Government get more involved?... or less...,

One of the tenants of President Bush's "No Child Left Behind" initiative involves the testing of teachers and schools; and "grading" them for the success, or lack thereof of the system it employs to teach. When I first heard of this, I was like "hell yeah!, I get tested, graded and evaluated for every flipping thing I do in my job, what's wrong with Teacher's tasting the same sauce everybody else has to suck on?" If they can't take the heat, fire their asses I said...

(at this point my posting was stewing on draft status until...)

Today, I was blog-hopping around my usual suspects when I happened to drop into QuakerDave's blog. Anybody who's perused both our blogs knows that besides an affinity for music, the state of New Jersey, and the obvious love for our children; there is little in common as to ideology. A libertarian he is not. Nevertheless, he laid down one of the funniest, most sarcastic and full-of-true-ism postings I've read in some time. I beg you, take a read of it; you won't be disappointed, no matter what side of the fence your watching this from. At the very least you will admire the irony of things. The very notion of events I want to happen, -the standardization of things and testing to make teachers and schools "better"-, he finds to be a flagrant intrusion of government, the very thing I hate the most... ironic indeed. (nice rant QD).

Can you feel my pain?.... have I ever been more torn?......, Let me end with this. There is a 5 year-old girl, in a little town in western Pennsylvania, going to a public school, and hoping to learn the joys of reading, the joys of discovery and the joys of learning; just like I did back in the day. That little girl is my daughter. Maybe my ethos of choice is skewed when it comes to my kid, whose isn't?... Am I am being naive in thinking that the interests of Teacher's unions, home-schools, school districts and public and private institutions of all methods can somehow put aside their own unique interests for the sake of my kid's future? Maybe they can,... and maybe it will even happen in my lifetime,..... a libertarian can dream, can't he?...

Wanted, Congressional Scrotum Magnus...

2007-02-13T14:14:00.000-08:00

The new and improved Congress of the United States took center stage today. Not to discuss important things such as the national debt (something that gets no pub at all), not to discuss say Social Security or Medicare, two looming disasters; not to talk about re-newable energy sources, fundamental problems in funding varied educational systems, not to discuss the viability of single payer health care, not to discuss the increasing size of the budget and or Federal Government, nor the importance of dialogue between nations of differing cultures,... Nope. They got together to discuss, -for 3 days mind you...- a NON BINDING resolution to curtail the deployment of further troops to Iraq. Nice. Three days, getting paid, to TALK about a resolution that will -in the end- mean nothing to anybody but idiot bloggers like me.

I just can't get past it. If I were to tell my Director at work that I was going to spend 3 days on a "non-binding" anything, I would be summarily fired without question. Can anything be more un-productive as a resolution with no bite, no directive, no force or action, no reason in being other than allow the blowhards to vent away with Keith Olbermann narrating the play by play? What to hell does that do? Non-binding? Like I don't know what these clowns stand or don't stand for in the first place! Other than allow everybody face-time on C-SPAN, ... what does it do? Non-binding...,Is that akin to wearing a condom without the reservoir tip? And we wonder why the cynicism towards do-nothing-Congresses? In the name of all that is holy or hole-y or goalie, or ... Tom Foley.... will Congress ever grow a sack of balls and say what they really want to say?...

I will.

"We the so-and-so (insert number) Congress of the United States, do hereby declare the following in this year of our ___________ (insert Lord, other God or other pagan idol) two-thousand and seven...

~ Whereas the President of the United States has conducted this war in a manner not mirroring the true nature of its original intent, or at least not in a way any of us experts would have him do it...
~ Whereas empirical proof exists of blatant and abhorrent corruption in the fiscal management of said war, thus draining the national treasure of precious reserves to the tune of a trillion-plus; moneys for which the further expansion of the size of Government can be achieved, not to mention pork projects and other earmarks...
~ Whereas the preponderance of Senators voted en mass to authorize the use of said force with no tangible or irrefutable proof so as to authorize such stupidity and are now trying to wiggle their way out of it..., and getting away with the wiggling',,,
~ Whereas the Congress of the United States has lost faith in the ability of the President to fully undertake his duties and responsibilities of Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces, (especially the stupid landing on the Aircraft Carrier for which we are still pissed...)
~ Whereas we the representative of the people are tired of getting impaled with new orifices by all the bloggers in the world wide web...

... For the above-mentioned reasons, (and many more that we could say if we had as much time for this crap as we do to rub elbows with Lobbyists) we hereby forgo any more appropriations of the Federal Treasury towards the foreign military interventions in Iraq. Furthermore, the President will present to Congress his plan for immediate withdrawal of troops levels to coincide with the ending of said funding...

Signed~~~ Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, U.S. Congress.

See? It took me 10 minutes to write that up; and from the musings I gather from the blogosphere, it pretty well mimics what every Senator and Congressmen wants to say, but for reasons unknown to me, dares not say it. People, for once in your sorry election cycle-lives, can you just do what you think is best for the flippin' country instead of posturing your platitudes for the media? Can we have a "Mr. Smith goes to Washington" moment from anybody? hello?..... anybody?... My fellow bloggers, all irony and sophomoric sarcasm aside; Is this not stupid? Regardless of your political leanings, regardless of whether you agree with the resolution's theme or not, .... can we stop pissing on each other and agree to collectively condemn this action as unproductive, silly and tantamount to grand-standing?...

The Butterfly Effect ....

2007-02-11T19:25:00.000-08:00

Politics is like the NFL, I swear. Just like the end of the season, marks the countdown to the college draft, does the end of the Congressional elections mark the beginning of the "draft" for the primaries of the Presidential elections. Its never-ending. Sometimes I think the networks, bloggers and media keep the hype going just to get ratings. It really is the best reality show on the tube.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "Who do you think is going to win in 08?'", I would have serious dead Presidents in the Banco de Truth-Pain. Its like a cottage industry, political guesswork is. And don't look now, but with Obama, Clinton, Romney, Giuliani, McCain, Brownback, et al having announced its going to be a looooooong 2 years. Don't get me wrong, it gives us blogger-holics serious fodder for rants, but to be honest, I am already burned-out on the topic. Trouble is, there are just so many juicy tangents... you can't help it. Speaking of tangents...

Barack Obama. I guess he is running. I first saw him speak at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. Good looking man, elegant, composed and charming to a T. He made a good speech, not great, but good. But then again, -for better of for worse-, any "eloquent and articulate" black politician is going to sound great after you hear Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson do their usual thing. I've visited a few websites that have his entire Illinois voting record during his years as a State Senator. Make no mistake, he is a liberal, a believer in "New Deal" philosophies. He is bluer than blue, and the only "purple" thing in his past is owning a few Prince CD's, that's it. I've read his book;... the whole thing. Its ok. He probably had a ghost writer, to help him edit and bring the whole thing together, but a Pulitzer prize winning tome this is not. Way too much of a "gee whiz" attitude for my reading taste, but I give the man credit; although he is a liberal at heart at least he is appearing to be saying the right things and looking at things with dignity and good manners. And to this humble man, that goes a long way. Is he experienced enough though? It should matter, but it won't. This the age of the TV president. Technically the best person should win, but he or she won't. The most qualified, compelling, visionary and experienced person should win. Nope, that's not gonna' happen either. Whomever survives the advertising bloodbath, raises the most money, panders to his base to win the primary, flip-flops like a Salmon in heat, and finally convinces the hoi poloi to yank the lever for him, ..... That is the one who will win, just like our founding fathers envisioned such a dignified process to be. But having said all of that, I ask myself, if i was a terrorist, who would I WANT in the white house?.... think about that one for a few minutes. Would I want another hard head like Bush who is going to come after my ass no matter what the public opinion says? or do I want a man like Obama who is many thing to many people and looks like he already has his finger on the "Iraq Eject" button?....

Finally, inquiring minds want to know, why is Obama referred to African-American? did the part about his mother being a Kansas Caucasian get lost somewhere? Seriously, I'm not being facetious or funny,... but it is funny to me. Hines Ward of the Pittsburgh Steelers is Black AND Korean yet not once have I heard him referred to as Korean-American. Same for Tiger Woods being Black AND Thai. I know enough about genetics to understand that black is a predominant gene etc, but something about that bugs me,... and I can't put my finger on it. But maybe if we started looking at people and not the skin then this trivial observation would be a moot point. That's another rant altogether.

I'm still betting on a Romney - Huckabee ticket by a touchdown over Clinton - Richardson. Yep, 7 points. This election will be like 1980.... it will not be close.... as my Libertarian vote once again pisses against the wind....

The "new and improved" Democrats...

2007-02-07T20:02:00.000-08:00

High Flying Pelosi

I keep saying it and nobody believes me. Every time I hear a newly-elect party espouse "a fresh new beginning", I want to impale myself onto the headstock of my electric guitar...

You would think that the perpetually surprised-looking Pelosi would have learned from all those years waiting in the wings of what to do and maybe what NOT to do. After all the crap about the Republican Party's "culture of corruption", about the "free spending" government etc, now comes a little story (www.washingtontimes.com) about her using one of the largest Air Force jetliners to ferry her and her posse to California and back. Amazing. I know, i know,.... its the Washington Times; but even that defender of conservative values, Wolf Blitzer from CNN gave the story credibility so I don't want to hear it.

Look people, I am fully aware of the security needs the Speaker requires in these days of post-911 protocols,... but how can she not see that at the very least it looks bad! If Dennis Hastert could wedge his 300-lbs plus frame into a government Gulf-stream, then why can't she squeeze her skinny ass into the same damn plane? This C-32 jetliner she is supposed to be wanting is a $22,000 per hour guzzling monolith. Not too many congressmen get "non-stop" service from D.C. to their districts. Not too many congressman get to carry their entire staff, friends, family, the pet, and whatever other ass-kisser in sight. Why should Madame Pelosi get this joy? Nancy honey!, don't you care about me? Joe Taxpayer? What will the Sierra Club think of you? What of the effects to the environment? (snicker, snicker...) To top it off, instead of just saying "Look, I know how it looks, and I think I have to lead by example, so I've decided to accept Dennis' old jet when traveling to California, even if I do have to make a pit stop in Vegas (shucks). I'm sorry for the lapse of judgment"..... nope. Not even close. Watching her dance around the questions at her press conference made me think she was auditioning for the Spin Doctors.

I spent 6 years wailing and bashing on Bush 43 for spending like an irresponsible teen with his Dad's credit card. So now its Nancy's turn to get to a dose of my vile .... , what a crock of shit, pardon my vulgarity. As a man who is more than willing to give ANY party not my own the chance to shine and win me over I look for reasons to have faith in a new beginning when a new Congress or a new President comes to office, regardless of party. But its doings like these that sears into my frontal lobe that what used to be an elephant, is now a donkey,... albeit with an extreme makeover; and terrible eyebrows. Go ahead Dems, explain this one ,... I'm all ears..., donkey ears that is.

(The more this unravels, the more I am beginning to think the press, and I, may have jumped the gun in the judging of Ms. Pelosi. I am quick to hammer the press for pulling this fast-trigger shit. If I got this wrong, and many things point to that very fact, then I am sending a letter to the Speaker's webite and will apologize for publishing something not factual. I am giving myself 24 hours before I kill this posting- TP)

"Articulate"... the anti-ebonics

2007-02-05T17:24:00.000-08:00

And here I was thinking the topics would be boring....

Joseph Biden's mouth got him in trouble,... again. In comments about Senator Obama, he mentioned that the Senator was the first maintstream (paraphrasing) "clean-cut and articulate" African-American candidate in a long time. Maybe by "mainstream" he meant someone not mind-melded with the typical pure left or liberal viewpoint of most blacks in the political world, but really, who knows what he meant It has created quite the firestorm in this news cycle. Topics like these are difficult to discuss, and are typed and treated in the blogosphere with condom-fingers. Nobody wants to get too close. Let me take a crack at it.

I think its true that when a black person speaks accurately (as I define it), with no slang, Ebonics, or cultural affinities, it gives the illusion to most people that they are better educated and "above and beyond" (my terminology) to the images they generally hold for Black Americans. I am first in line to admit this. All,.. and I repeat ALL my black friends speak to me with "black-ism" sprinkled words. I don't even question it, think about it, or really pay mind to it. Heck, it doesn't stop with blacks. I know Latinos, Asians and Caucasians that take the style as their own, and credit the phenomena to the hip-hop culture and not necessarily to the black community per se. But does that fact deny that I don't judge them somewhat? No. I do. One particular friend was pissed when he felt he blew an interview about a month ago. And he felt, justifiably so, that he was being judged by the way he talks and not by his answers to the questions at hand.

In listening to the talk shows and reading editorials, I can fully understand why some people are upset. To them, coat-tailing any description of a black person with the word "articulate" is code for the person talking in lock-step with the ideals of what the predominantly white majority deems acceptable and standard. I can see how that would piss anybody off. But just like saying that ANY black person having "white" diction, accent and pronunciation is a sellout to their race; the notion that being articulate is a back-handed compliment is just as narrow-minded. Personally I admire people with good diction and flow of gab. In politics I admire people like Mitt Romney, Russ Feingold, Jim Webb, Gary Locke, Bill Clinton and Mike Huckaby. Not necessarily for their views -which are as varied as anything-, but because I admire anyone who can put a collection of sentences together into an opinion that is easily digestible. I love when I can hear someone give me their thoughts saliently and cleanly. I love a good voice, a good story-teller. Not everybody can do that. So when someone comes along that sticks out as "eloquent", I say it. Tell me you can listen to James Earl Jones, Colin Powell and Barack Obama and not say "eloquent" or "articulate". It cries for it; regardless of race. Yet, I can't say the same for other "well spoken" black or white legislators. Having good diction and a lack of regional accent does not an articulate person make. Look, listen to any black Briton, without knowing their race,... can you tell what race they are? Sure there are differences in what is considered "good" English and "low brow" English, but to me, more British subjects take their lingo seriously enough to uphold some basic standards of their language than us Yanks do. Listen to a guy like Seal, ... it's beautiful to hear him speak. Its not the fault of anyone but the preponderance of the black community that Ebonics is considered cool and cultural. Americans don't hold their children to a standard of speech and diction. Nowadays our culture, education and views are too politically correct to even go near that concept. We mangle our national tongue at the peril of being judged by it. Its not a black or white thing, at the end of it all, its a choice. Resistance is futile. Is judging people by the way they talk wrong? In principle, yes. Do I think the majority of us do it purposely to put people down? No. It is what it is. A reflection of the social condition we all condemn, or bless.

As to the "clean-cut" thing?.... I've no quarrel with that. I laughed today when I heard Al Sharpton rail against Joe Biden. If you ask Al Sharpton if he looked "clean cut" -when he was pimping the streets of Harlem in white Nike sweats and a 40 pound gold medallion around his neck-, whether he looked clean cut or not -as opposed to the dapper Al that he now reflects-, I doubt his diatribe would sound the same.

I think Joe Biden said what we all feel and think, without much though to it, and certainly without malice. The Neil Kinnock plagiarism bomb was one thing,... this is just something that happens to most of us every day. Maybe this is one of those events that will help us study our prejudices. Maybe it will do a lot of things, but giving white America yet another reason to be terrified of yet another word they can't use in daily life is just stupid. Why should Joe Biden get it in the shorts?

Oh yeah, if you're wondering what does the photo have to do with the posting?.... probably nothing. It's just thought-provoking....., and if you know me....

Buenos Dias...

2007-02-04T19:41:00.000-08:00

Seems like I've been gone longer than just a two months. Since my last posting, I've visited the lovely state of Pennsylvania to visit my daughter, settled nicely into my new position within my company, and have had a nice long vacation from blogs and politics. Not because of burnout, or "mental cleansing"; but just because like everything else in life, one needs to step back sometimes, take measure of yourself and your beliefs, and move forward when you are ready to go.

One of the things I am looking forward to doing is enlarging my blog roll. I have to admit, I fall into what is familiar in terms of blogs. Regardless of views, my comfort level is there with those of you kind enough to have accepted (or not) my comments, and you all know who you are, yes? I know there are literally thousands of great bloggers yet to be discovered, and I hope to bring some of those to light in the coming months.

As to the current topics?.... I have plenty of ammo stored in the dungeon and my acerbic tongue is just as lovely so don't think I am a kinder, gentler TP,... but maybe I am a wiser one. At least I hope so. It will be good to read all your blogs again.......... Onward!

(p.s. oh yeah, that is my mug, in case you were wondering what TP looks like:)

Ouch!

2006-11-08T22:26:00.000-08:00

As a fiscal conservative of sorts, I was a little fearful of what happened on election night, then I realized, why am I so scared? These Republicans have no relation whatsoever to my libertarian ethos of small government and fiscal wisdom. There was a forty, 40! percent increase in the size of the federal budget during the Republican reign. Hell, if you're going to have spending idiot savants,... then bring in the real pros, ...the donkeys. Democrats have been experts at spending for 70 years and won't give up that throne lightly.

So after I got the grin on my face as I watched the Republicans get throttled, I realized the following:

~ Howard Dean to the white courtesy phone please! ~
Did he pull it off or what? after the shellacking of critique he got from his own party for the ridiculous idea of investing precious dollars in ALL 50 states,.... now the "yeller" is looking pretty good, isn't he? Problem is, he was nowhere to be found. Did anybody see him in any of the talk shows, wasn't he conspicuously absent from the Democratic onstage orgy?.... It won't matter. Rahm Emanuel is going to get chairmanship of the DNC. You heard it here first.

~ Nancy Pelosi, I love your "purple suit" honey~
Anybody notice the purple suit she had on? subliminal thing to mean she was all for the "purple-ization" of America?... Oh hell no, I know that, but I found it an odd color to choose for her crowning moment. I'll give her credit though, she was cordial, near-magnanimous, and said all the right things. But if she leaves bone-heads like Alcee Hastings and Charlie Rangold to head those high-profile committees then its all fluff anyway.

~ Paul and James~
James Carville and Paul Begala were scaring me last night. I though they were on drugs,.. and inhaling. They were good, salient, non-sarcastic, no poison spewing out, non-acerbic, ..... I swear they had the best lines and reasoning of the night. What happened to them? I liked them better when they were A-holes.... The sight of James walking around the set in Nike's was priceless.

~ Return of the Blue Dogs Demos~
Imagine that,... conservative democrats in the mist...., Pelosi and Schumer must be going apeshit! I don't think this was an anti-incumbent election at all. Make no mistake about it, this was an anti-Bush bash-o-rama. But a liberal revolution this was not. Casey from Pennsylvania? Webb from Virginia? These guys are economic NATIONALISTS! they don't like the outsourcing of jobs or free trade, and want a serious immigration policy to stop illegals.... Casey is pro-life and pro-gun! (huh?), Brown from Ohio? Has anybody read his book on free trade? This guy is my guy! He is a DINO! (demo in name only).

~Ned Lamont... what happened?~
The night of the primary election when he allowed Al Sharpton and the usual suspects to pose on the dais with him for the 11'o clock news, was the beginning of the end. Tell me you did not squirm at that.... anybody? Personally I'm glad Lieberman waxed his tail. Now we have a 49-49 Senate with Jeffords basically a Democrat pretending to be an independent, and Lieberman raring to piss somebody off... think of the vote Drama in the senate. Many a popcorn moments to come...

~Bush goes Cleveland~
President Grover Cleveland never saw a veto he did not like,.. GWB has been allergic to the veto pen. You heard it here first, he is going to be flexing the veto pen so hard it is going to be THE issue of his last 2 years. Mark it.

~Its not the economy, stupid?~
Might as well toss that little nugget down the basin of election myths. The economy is smokin', the stock exchange is nearing the half-gazilion mark, unemployment is down in the 4% mark?.... so what? said the electorate. Its the war, stupid. No longer is a race local... the nationalization of political races is here to stay.

So with that, I hope the Democrats get thumped in '08, and the Republicans get smoked in 2010, and the Democrats get sauced in 2012,.... get my drift? the only way these professional politicians are going to stop pissing on each other's coffee and start working together is by never feeling secure of their fuckin' seat. Keep voting out the bums America,.... If my party can't win, then to hell with the other two I say...

Lets just get rid of Religion. Period.

2006-10-17T19:42:00.000-07:00

PLEASE NOTE: The following article is not meant for the Humor-impaired.

I was over at Betmo's blog reading a posting about John Dean's book on how the Religious right in America has hi-jacked the Republican party. It made me think..... Religion is sure taking it in the shorts, isn't it?. From their taking over a vast segment of the electorate, to the Muslim faith being a major influence in the world and its association to terrorism, ... the Catholic church in the news either by electing a new Pontiff, or molesting little boys,... it is just taking a black eye, this religious thing is....

How did it get to be this way? What happened to the innocence of "...one nation under God",... what happened to going to Sunday School and thinking it was an All American thing to do?, What happened to praying before a high school football game? when did that become an abomination to the American way of life?... I've read a ton of articles, a few books, ... Talked to my Dad who is an ordained Minister,.. And I am still pondering as to what happened (Did the Devil finally win?). How in the Hell did religion become a 4-letter word, a bastion of fear for unbelievers, something to march against?...

So, in my usual way of fixing all the world's problems with the stroke,... er a few clicks of the keyboard, I will entail to rid the Earth of all semblance of Religious symbols so the we can live happily every after. Ready?... Here goes:

As King of the World, I've decided (by fiat) that all things religious should be offensive to our sense of beauty and political correctness. I mean seriously, with all the removing of the Ten Commandment Tablets from government buildings, the dropping of prayer from Schools, .. The sudden secularism of our every day lives,.... I've finally bought into the idea. I a convert! (pardon the pun). But why stop at these little tokens of anti-religious action?... Oh hell no! Lets go for broke. First amendment be damned (oh that's right, ... damnation is a religious term,... sorry!) Effective immediately:

1) No more public displays of Crosses, Star of David (or Peter for that matter), Muslim crescent moons. Zippo. All churches, Mosques, Synagogues and Devil Worship halls have to be in non-offensive building with blacked-out windows, and sound-proof so that none of this offensive message hurts my earlobes.
2) No more starting the Congressional day with a prayer.... And while you're at it, fire the Damn Congressional Chaplain! (have we no respect for the separation of Church and State?)
3) The dollar bill?.. no more of the "In God we trust" crap. Nope. It changes to "In Wall Street we trust" of maybe "In Desperate Housewives we trust" or.....
4) No more Christmas. Sorry. Christmas is the celebration of Christ, and that is a no-no,.. so kill the Federal Holiday, kill the festivities, no more going broke for the winter buying stupid presents, no after-Christmas white sale,..... why should this be a National Holiday? (Church and State, remember?)
5) Speaking of Federal stuff, is the National Cathedral in Washington operated by anything remotely close to a government agency?.... cause of it is.... then it's toast. Lets turn that relic into low income lofts, and a shelter for the homeless and battered woman. That is certainly the Lords way, is it not?
6) No more using the airwaves for broadcasting of religious services. The airwaves are owned and operated by the FCC (as our representatives, of course), hence a no-no. Give the airtime to QVC, ESPN3, Bravo, Oxygen, HotSex.com, and of course NPR and PBS, ....those gatekeepers of real American values.
7) All Navy, Air Force, Marine and Army Chaplains are to be summarily dismissed. We cannot afford to have men of the cloth (or no-cloth as in the case of Pervert Priests...) sucking on the taxes of the American citizens. Screw 'em. We don't need no stinkin' chaplains to go to battle. Give em a pack of Lucky's, a Humvee (hold the body armor of course) and send them on their way. Besides, has God stopped any IED's from maiming 12,000 GI's?.... I didn't think so.
8) Lastly, Los Angeles, San Antonio, San Francisco, San Diego, San Juan (I know, its Puerto Rico but we subsidize their asses too),.... what do these cities have in common? Why, of course! they were all named after Catholic Saints. Oooops! How can we have let this happen?... sorry. Let the networks come up with a reality show that exposes how legislators come up with new names,... think of the ratings!! Los Angeles can be Los Lobos, San Antonio can be.... South Antonio? San Francisco?... oh I don't know,... call it the real "Sin City" (what did Vegas do to deserve that anyway?).. oh damn!, "Sin" denotes religion,........ shit! Think of something else.....

See how easy that was?.... Now we can all live in secular heaven (oooops!) forever, and ever,..... Amen~~ (dangit, habits are hard to break...)

P.S. Thanks to Obob and Robert for their comments and reminding me of the following:

9) No more cussing and using profanity using words like Goddamit or Holy Shit,... lets get that religious reference out of our venacular and replace them with more secular barbs like,... "Oprahdamit" or "mother-feces"..... much more cultural.

10) A few Holidays I missed, Thanksgiving (and kill the prayer before mowing down the turkey), St. Patrick's Day (Like the Irish need another reason to drink),.... Easter (again, no celebrating resurrections of any kind).... get rid of all of them. More days of production for the American worker. Besides, no self-respecting beer lover would be caught dead drinking green beer, right?

"Culture of Corruption" does not stop with the GOP

2006-10-15T18:22:00.000-07:00

This is the first time I link up to any other blogger's posting, and its a good topic. Its about the hypocrisy of a major party in regards to corruption. My thanks to Trucker Philosophy for this post . Although he steadfastly defends his party (GOP) as he has every right to do, the general theme and point of his rant rings true to my sense of today's politicians. Look at this chart he posted as provided by the L.A. times as to how deep and connected Harry Reid is in the affairs of Nevada. Are they all illegal or dubious affairs? I'm not saying that, I'll let you interpret the chart for yourself. The Elephant and the Donkey are apt mascots for the two major parties, big, fat, slow and prehistoric. And to think I considered re-joining one these two monolithic entities. I'll vote for Nader before I do that. He may be a socialist and anti-capitalist (yikes) but at least he does not pretend to be something he is not.
... this link-up stuff is fun, I may get addicted...

The speech she will never give....

2006-10-14T15:26:00.000-07:00

"My fellow Americans. I stand before you in humility, transparency and candor, asking for your support as the candidate for the party of my choice, the party of my husband -President Clinton-, and the party that I believe is the first best solution for the future of this country,.. my country, ... your country. This party is the Democratic Party.

In the past few weeks, I have been thinking about many things that are the talk of the moment; the obvious current events of corruption in both -yes both- parties, the ongoing turmoils of the war in Iraq, -a war which I supported and voted for-, and a war I am seriously questioning now..., and the many things that concern both my constituency in the great state of New York and my fellow citizens across the land. After this speech, you will hear much about its content in the media and there is a very good likelihood that I will be chastised even amongst my own partisan associates. So be it. I hope to be judged by the body and spirit of my words and not by the cherry-picking of the content.

Let me speak plainly and simply. I want to be President of the United States. I know and believe that I am qualified, fit and prepared to both care for the highest office of our nation, and represent what is best of us to the rest of the world. I believe time and fate puts us all at a crossroads where we must choose a direction, and have to choose wisely. I am choosing to lead my country during one of the most difficult periods of our nation's history. But what makes me the best candidate?... I mean really... who am I?... Do you know me? Besides the stories in the media, my well-documented public life, my 6-year record in the Senate.... do you know who I am? I have concluded that for the most part, you don't. I believe what you know is the tip of the proverbial Iceberg, and forgive the cold analogy -for I believe I have a warm heart and a giving soul-, but no other metaphor can so clearly express how I feel in regards to the public knowledge of who I am. I have recently come to conclude that the days of public officials telling just enough of who we are, -just to get elected-, are over. I believe that if I want to serve and have the trust of you, -my fellow Americans-, that there can be no area of consequence -directly or indirectly- than cannot be put in light for examination and judgment of my fitness to Govern.

In the next few months I will embark in the most comprehensive public "question and answer" sessions that any politician in my era has dared in venturing. Not because I am brave, .... believe me, regular citizens and other persons have a way of vectoring a question in a more pointed and direct way than any media member can contrive; and the idea of once more opening my closet for all eyes to see,.. well, you cannot imagine the anxiety that causes in me, not to mention my family. But it has to be done. My goal is to answer questions, ... to clarity mis-conceptions,... to finally put to rest mis-quotes or quotes out of context,... and even to bring closure to matters that my seem hypocritical in the public record of my quotes. If I made a mistake, I will correct it. If I mis-spoke, then hopefully my earnest try to come clean can go a long way in my rehabilitation in your eyes. In the meantime, let me start right here, right now. First my flaws and mistakes.

Throughout my life, I've been forceful in guarding those closest to me, .. more specifically my husband and daughter; and this trait of mine has led me to situations of over reaction. Let me give you a few examples,... if I may. The "vast right wing conspiracy" statement during a difficult time was probably said in anger, calculation for political gain.... heck, fill in the blank. Today I know a little different of course,.... there are right wing and left wing persons of good heart and well-meaning ways all over the country. For me to lump everybody into a little hole was a lashing out due to embarrassment and frustration. At the time I had no idea of the totality of the truth around me... around the administration, around my family, and particularly ...., around my husband. I apologize for what in hind-sight was not my best moment.

The handling of the white house travel office firings was another. If I was not happy or content with the way of business in that office I should have gone through proper channels and not been so flippant in my demeanor. It was wrong and petty... and I fell victim to a personal moment of frustration. I apologize whole-heartedly to those I hurt, to those unjustly fired,.... and for not being transparent with due process. That mistake cannot, and will not happen again.

Lastly... much has been made on my non-apology for the vote to authorize the going to war in Iraq. Let me say this once and for all. I believe the intelligence was flawed, ... that it was manipulated and used in a way that at the very least,... at the very LEAST was dubious and gray ... Intelligence -by the way- that compelled even my husband to say the same things about Saddam Hussein back in 94'. Regardless, ... even though I believe that evil must be destroyed and contained, even though I believe President Bush and Secretary Rumsfeld have managed the war badly and terribly,..... I would have STILL voted for the war, even today, if... and I repeat .. IF I believed in my heart today what I believed that day. Just because is it the thing to do nowadays ... to apologize for that vote and all that,... I'm not going to follow the herd. The results of this war and the travesties of Abu Grahib, Haditha et al,... have been terrible for the image of America to the world,... and have not been kind to us as a people. My sin is this,.... there is a fine line between providing the voice of the loyal opposition and that of grandstanding a President in charge of war,.. all for political gain. THAT was wrong,... IS wrong for us to continue to do so. For years, the Senate and Congress stopped at the water's edge when it came to the critique of our Nation's foreign policy. But it is apparent that those times are not existant any more. We cannot as a nation, as public servants, as politicians, .. weaken the office of the presidency, we just can't,.. should not. The office is larger than the person,... critique of the man should not go hand in hand with critique of the policies of the office-holder. Mr. President,... although I dis-agree with many of your policies,... I wish some of my statements were more measured, less personal and respectful of the office. I hereby apologize if any of my quotes have impaired your ability to do the job of the office. How can I aim to one day serve the people of American in its highest office, when in my way of getting there I decimate the very respect I have for it? .... How can any of us in the democratic or republican party, wanting to sit in that office, be so discarding of our message, when its very essence damages the very place we wish to govern from?

The democratic party must put country before self political interests. The democratic party must start saying what we are FOR,... rather than repeating what we are against. The democratic party cannot keep saying "culture of corruption" when we have had the same sins ourselves. The democratic party has to come clean.... I have to come clean,.. I HAVE to come clean. I want to lead, I want make change that benefits us all, no matter if you voted for me or it you did not.

My political life may have ended right here, and right now.... or maybe it has been resurrected by the new found faith given to me by you... the people. I don't want to demand that trust, I want to earn it. I hope you give me the opportunity to enter you life in a new light, that you find it in your heart and to the benefit of your family and community to see me as a person of reason and integrity. If I am found wanting?... I can accept that. I ask the eyes of America to look at me one more time, and decide if I have what it takes to be your President,... the nation's first female President. I think I am ready, ... and ask for your support.

Thank you , and good night... "

If I was not a Libertarian...

2006-10-09T18:02:00.000-07:00

I've not been very impressed with my party lately, the Libertarian Party (www.lp.org) that is. Although the most viable 3rd party option, we still get thumped by the green party in national politics, but what the hell; we keep chugging along. At the same time it gets frustrating. How do I make a change and really influence what I believe in? Do I keep sledging through the mud of 3rd party hell? or do I play the insurgent madman, join a major party and try to spark the larger debate from within? If my party did not exist, what would be closer to my beliefs, the Donkeys or the Elephants?

Why not let my friends here at bloggerville help me out. I have plenty of both parties represented in my list of visitors so I think I'll get my share of fair and balance (no pun intended). So I will give you my issues, point by point and maybe you guys can give me a brief paragraph as to why I soul join the Dark side, or light side, or whatever you deem you party to be. Here goes.

War / Military: As a classic conservative, I don't believe in foreign intervention (I leave that to the neo-cons). I believe in using the military only for domestic defense or in defense of my neighbor if I feel his ass is going to get run over by somebody who will soon by on my border. The whole notion of nation building and spreading freedom is a Liberal and idealistic concept that I simply do not subscribe to. Liberty may by a human endeavor, and democracy may be the best form of government (for us folks with flushing toilets) but I don't think its my or my country's business to shove my idea of freedom or governance to anybody.
(Am I a democrat? or a Republican?)

Education: I think public education, while noble in intent, has failed miserably. The unions have made their member's well-being more important than the audience it serves, the kids. But, unlike my Libertarian brethren, I believe government can assist and enable national standards of grading, curriculum and systems. The problem is that there is no choice. You mention vouchers and the unions go ape-shit, the districts see their $8,000 per student federal dole flying away and before we know its a cluster-puck of politics. Why not have more charter schools? why not have tax deductions for home-schooling? Abe Lincoln was taught in a one-room class and to this date I don't think any of OUR kids has his penmanship... I think public education is good, I think it has to be overhauled at the core level, unions have to be peeled from holding the states by the balls, and parents HAVE to be forced (yes forced) to participate in the education of their kids. If uncle Sam is pony-ing up 8 grand to put your offspring through school, then you should show your damn appreciation by doing your part in after-school programs and helping with their schoolwork. But that's just me.
(so what am I, a republican? or a democrat?)

Social programs: Morally I believe it brings the best of us when we as a society care for those who cant provide for themselves. There I threw you a liberal bone. Now lets get down to brass tax (damn that work makes me jumpy). Social Security?... kill it. This was a little program plowed through congress by FDR that was supposed to be a temporary fix during the great depression. As all Federal programs, it never died. It got bigger and bigger, to the point that politicians use it to scare the shit out of seniors. Republicans say that the system is broken and it needs to be fixed or it will bankrupt in however many years, so they want to privatized it, make it more individually manageable,... basically then want to have what Congress and Galveston Texas has but nobody else does, the ability to make more that the paltry 1% interest rate it gets now. Democrats, tell me that those mean Republicans want me to whither on the vine when I am retiring by killing the holy grail of social safety nets. How did we ever make it before social security?... I wonder about that. I believe we should kill the program, give the money back to the people and let them invest it as they see fit. Why the hell does government have to baby sit my ass? Besides, since when do the Feds manage anything better than private enterprise? Name me one, ONE paragon of fiscal success in any Federal level..... I'll wait while you think of one.
(don't even bother, I know this makes me a quasi-Republican in this matter but go ahead and tell me anyway)

Taxes: Please forgive my up-chucking as I plow through this most painful of subjects. I believe that taxes are necessary, yes I do. The military (capped), roads, infrastructure, public schools and universities, police, firefighters and hospitals,... Basics of society's needs. Got it?... ok now the carving knife comes out. Mass transportation? only in cities. These quaint little railway systems are money pitts. They work great in Europe where the populace is centered around the metro areas, but in USA where suburbia is exploding? forget it. Amtrak? kill it. Gas tax? Instead of blaming the recent high gas prices on the flavor of the month issue, maybe by cutting the obscene dollar or so that state, federal and local government's make per gallon, we would have never been so damn expensive in the first place. Let's see, every one of my take-home checks is 40% light. Imagine that. Then I pay taxes on food, gas, sales, insurance, utilities, DMV fees, ... I am being bled to to the bone, all to subsidize crap I don't want, or don't need,.. or care for an increasing percentage of socialists who want to live on the largesse of a system they rebel against. Ironic, isn't it?
(So what am I? A republican or a democrat?)

Small or Big Gov?: What ever happened to the founding fathers ideal of LIMITED government? Seriously... what happened? Both parties spend like fiscal savants. I was just watching a debate between two candidates for a congressional seat in Texas. It was comical to see them tripping over each other to see who could promise MORE to the audience,..... huh? Is that what we have become? Do we vote for the one who gives us more? I thought we were vigorously self-sufficient, weary of government, and fiercely independent! Since when do we demand that our officials give us MORE? when was the last time someone said, "I am going to cut something", and won? What started with FDR going ape-shit with the raw , er... new deal and giving up the store, has permeated to neo-cons giving away billions of dollars in prescription drugs and education grants, billions of dollars in missiles to kill the planet 50 times over (in case we miss the first 49 times) and adding trillions and trillions to the national debt. What the hell is going on? I am for minimal but effective goverment. I am for fair use of our treasure. I am for giving incentive to the wealth and business creators of the nation so that the bastions of capitalism can reign supreme. But I am also for a goverment that is fair in taxation, able to care for the oppressed and unable to care for themselves, and a goverment smart enough to stay the hell away from my pocket and what I do with my crotch.
(Am I a democrat? or a republican?)

Ok Thats enough issues, don't want to get anybody bored, after all, Monday night Football is on in a few minutes.....

Argumentation 101

2006-10-01T21:22:00.000-07:00

.... So what did I learn in my one month long sabbatical? Nada. I really did nothing but detox from life, from myself, from you (Ha!), from them, from it, from Bush, from newspapers, from war, ........, but, I did gain this. We; you and I, dis-agree on a lot of things. Most of the time not because of what we say, but because we don't know the root of the other person's argument. Because our timing is off ever so slightly from the receptor's. (I can just hear 5th estate sharpening his fangs, "this posting is nuts!")

Let me give you the most divisive issue of our time, Abortion.

Emotionally I am against it. To this very day, I suffer the loss of an unborn child I never knew, a face I never touched, and a name I never gave. Enough said. Partial birth? Don't even come near me with that argument (thanks for Always on Watch for the reminder), I cant think of (and maybe some of you can) one good reason why this barbaric procedure should ever be done.
Morally I am against it. I cannot believe this to be good for anyone. Not the mother suffering the indignation of her heels tossed up on stirrups, not the surgeon performing the Hoover maneuver; and certainly not the glob of cells we call a fetus (but conveniently, not a person). How can we save the freakin' whales, the trees, and every stray cat tossed about and selectively not give a shit about life growing inside a woman? The indignation of P.E.T.A railing for the ethical treatment of animals rings hollow when a society draws the moral line in protecting its own procreation process.
Religiously I am ambivalent. Although I am a believer in a higher power I am not beholden to the writings or interpretations of the bible, the Koran or the book of Mormon, especially when its teachings and visions have led to more wars and killings than anything else known to civilization. (I can just hear my family groan after that little morsel of information,... sorry Mom and Dad, you raised your son to think outside the church,... er, box)
Logically I am pro-choice. Why? Because I believe in the creature called woman. I believe that MOST of the time, when all comes to pass, and when she looks at herself in the mirror of her own compass, SHE will bring to herself the best choice. Most woman choose to bring life. Most woman choose the joys and pains of birth. Most woman choose wisely and follow the vestiges of their inherent virtues. So logically, I am not going to permit that we as a society invade the castle that is a woman's body.
Politically I am pro-choice. My soon-to-be-in-expiration Libertarian ass just does not comply with ANY intrusion of Government or society on my private liberties (although a future posting tells why I am not so militant on this matter anymore). No matter how painful the personal memory of abortion is to me as a person, my political belief trumps my emotional pangs over the subject. Period.
Legally, there is no question. The law is the law. Roe V. Wade says that this which nicely complies with my political belief, also happens to be the law of the land. And LAW reigns supreme. Otherwise what kind of society are we if we cherry pick the laws we want to follow? Abortion is LEGAL, just as entering the country under a barbed wire is ILLEGAL, just like owning a firearm (in some cases) is LEGAL, just like discriminating for racial reasons is ILLEGAL. Simple. Its the law, so it trumps whatever argument this mellon of mine can conjure.

How do your issues measure up? Are you arguing them with the same root arguments as the person you are espousing them towards? You may be talking French to his Spanish, ying to his yang,.. insert whatever florid metaphor in here. You know the drill.

The next time you start a pissing party with someone who is just rattling your cage, pushing your buttons, and you just don't understand how he or she doesn't "get it", take a little breath and ask yourself, what is the angle of his argument? is it emotional?, Logical?, moral?, religious? Political? or Legal? You figure that little tidbit, and you'll be surprised how much easier it will be to piss on him or her. Peace.

The Joys of Slaying the Dragon

2006-09-02T00:15:00.000-07:00

The Greek national basketball team knocked out the United States of America yesterday, and I don't care. To be truthful, I was riding to work this morning, and when I heard it on the radio, I smiled.

A few years ago (hell, a few months ago) the thought of me saying that simple of phrases was anathema to my nature and self-flogging in the most heinous of ways. I am, -and always have been- an unapologetically American nationalist. I love my country to the death and every stinkin' flaw that comes with it. I bleed the stars and stripes, I am proud of the great democratic experiment, I prefer hot dogs and apple pie to escargot or fish n' chips, and I still think soccer is not as fun to watch as Futbol, er... Football. So why the uncaring feelings towards this latest incarnation of the dream team? Simple, I'm just getting older. I realize the needs of the many sometimes outweigh my own myopic ones.

In 1980 the American Olympic Hockey team beat the Soviets,... we beat the freakin' Russians. It was the biggest thing of the times. David slayed Goliath,... heck, put any of the hundreds of available cliches,.. it was an amazing feeling. Can anybody forget Mike Eruzione's goal? Goalie Jim Craig, flag-draped and looking for his dad in the stands? I was going out of my mind watching it. You think I'm exaggerating? That, -and the election of Ronald Reagan- made this once-a-Republican-puppy-of-a-man join the Navy and serve my country,... just to put the last nail in Soviet Mythology.

This is different. I still love my land, love my countrymen, and would die defending mother America, no matter the cause or call. But sports? Its not that important to me. Not as important as knowing that every single person in this planet should be blessed with the experience of a magic moment where you do the impossible; a moment that is not supposed to happen; when you rise against all odds, against a force of immeasurable magnitude and just kick King Kong in the balls. Can you imagine what those guys are feeling? A team with not a single NBA player in their roster beat what is arguably the greatest collection of basketball players ever assembled. I would kill to feel that. I would love to know what it is to do the impossible. To me this is not about nationalism, or about sports any more. Its just about accepting the simple unfathomable (to me) premise that the singular act of doing the un-doable transcends politics, nationalism and any other division. It is universal in language and good for the collective of man.

The USA team will get over it. They will just take a shower, jump into their 24-inch spoked-wheel spinnin' Humvee and live to party and play another day. Some may let it linger a bit more than others but for the most part, in a week or two they will be in Curacao sippin' umbrella drinks. The Greeks?.... they simply will be National heroes forever and will never have to buy another drink in a bar in their entire lives, Ever. If the Americans would have won, well they were supposed to kill the midgets, so no big deal. But the Greeks? they slayed the dragon, and how many of us can say that?

The New Fourth Estate, Us ...

2006-08-28T23:42:00.000-07:00

The Fourth Estate (the press) suffered a nice shiner yesterday. In a near two week masturbatory build-up over the Jon Benet Ramsey "killer" story, the "money shot" never came. A story that (at best) should have been in page two,- and over by day three-, got the best of the media beast. No DNA, no conviction, no collective 8 o'clock orgasmic blast on the evening news. A massive thud it was.

Ordinarily I never pay attention to anything of this type. No Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson or Natalie Holloway blurbs make my neck twist in attention. If I wanted that I can sprinkle a shredded National Inquirer to my mornin' corn flakes and just digest it. But this story made me think of the deeper failure of the press itself, and the change that the constant 24-hour news cycle has inflicted on all of us. I can go on for a few paragraphs on the history of media, the changes through the decades, and maybe some diatribe on the philosophy of news itself, and whether or not this is a reflection of our internal evolutionary psyche. Maybe another day.

What happened yesterday is not new. The media has been clinically lazy and intellectually guilty of not doing its homework for the necessity of feeding the monster. The need to fill 24 hours of news is not easy. How many stories of depth (and well produced ones at that) can they pump out on a daily basis?,.. not many; unless you have an investigative staff of thousands constantly churning out Woodward-Bernstein type yarns. And that is not likely in a bottom-line industry whose ratings are looked at and dissected with a microscopic ethos. They are, -simply put-, going to belch out as many sexy, titillating, light, bombastic and trashy stories as they can because the viewer has morphed from a "give-me-30-minutes-of-summary" audience to a "wow, this is better than Springer" lot with the attention span of a gnat.

Which brings me (finally) to the point of my post. We matter, yes we do. More so that we may ever know. This is not a self-congratulatory exercise on your humble correspondent's behalf. This is merely a way of saying that we, the blogger nation are THE insurgency of our time. Allow me to give you a few examples of what we did, that the media -in general-, did not.

1. Like it or not, Dan Rather would have gotten away with the whole GWB not going to his national guard unit story were it not for bloggers who called his mistakes and mis-reporting days before the MSM (main-stream media) got a hold of the critical mass and just belched it out, albeit kicking and screaming.
2. Think about it, Ned Lamont waxed the tail for an existing US Senator, with the unadulterated help from the netroot crowd,... us,... you! You may not have liked it, or maybe your were tickled pink with the results, but nobody, nobody saw this guy coming until he was rounding third.
3. More to the point, we were this close, THIS CLOSE, from having a candidate for the Democratic Party placed there squarely on the shoulders of the internet fund-raising prowess and the blogger nation bull horn. If the voters of Iowa had not had that singular moment of clarity (in the eyes of John Kerry anyway), Howard Dean would have run against Dubya in 04. Think about the ramifications of that!
4. Had the media done their homework, the real homework on this pervert A-hole (like a few non-distinct bloggers I read who did) they would have realized this man was a sick dillusional puppy who needed attention and wanted to get the hell out of Thailand any way he could. But nobody wanted to kill that cash cow; nobody wanted the stroking of the meat to end. None of the MSM power boys did what news is supposed to do; inquire, and ask the basics of journalism; who, what, where, when and why (and how if you have to get picky).
5. Nobody in the media, at least none that I remember, did any hard questioning in the build-up to both war campaigns in the post 9-11 time-lines. The networks has such the collective hard-on for blood and smart bombs coming at ya' in HDTV quality that they, and not Congress, did the real rubber-stamping of this war's go-ahead. We are at war in Iraq more because the media pulled it out of Bush's crotch region, and less because of the mostly stupid votes of 1oo Senators. I am all for eliminating evil from the planet,... but this war (with due respect to my brethren military men and woman) has not been our best moment, and clearly was not managed effectively from the start.
6. The word "swift boat-ed" has become part of the political lingo. Why?... once again a bunch of bloggers heard stories from John Kerry about his conduct (or lack thereof) during the war and called him on it. The results of the snow ball that ensued was lethal. Regardless of whether it was merited or not, THAT may have been the fulcrum point of his campaign,... just enough of a seed of doubt to his credibility was launched and made an uneasy independent voting block tilt towards Bush as November came around the bend. That event alone was undeniable proof of the power the blogger nation was gaining.

But do we matter? I think we do, but only if we hold each other accountable. Only if we keep the wikipeadias of the world from becoming our de-facto source of truth. We have the real advantage (so far) to not being beholden to advertising dollars, ratings or corporate board room politics. We only have us, ourselves and each other as judges and commentator-jurors to calibrate our craft. Our styles may differ, our language may convey the vestiges of our personalities, and our themes will vary from person to person and minute to minute, but as long as truth and fact are the standards, then we should be able to handle the success.

This is the first time in the history of the world that a commoner such as I can bellow to the world what I think, and (if I am lucky) the politicians will hear my trumpet and take note that my opinion as citizen of the world barks aloud. Let's not piss away this chance to correct the fourth estate. The genie is out of the bottle. The days of the news room having independence from the entertainment realms are gone. I'd like to think that I am part of the new gate-keepers. Those whose job is to keep truth afloat and sailing, ... even if I don't particularly like its course and heading.

I love you Samantha ...

2006-08-27T12:37:00.000-07:00

~"Well I just heard, the news today, that my life is going to change. I close my eyes, and say a prayer, and tears of joy run down my face.... With eyes wide open, under the sunlight,... Welcome to this place, I'll show you everything,... With eyes wide open"~

The band Creed could have not written more prophetic words in honor of the birth of singer Scott Stapp's newborn son. I felt the same way when my only child was born. Those aqualine eyes, .... I was mezmerized the moment my Samantha was placed in my arms. I have not been the same Man since. Saying a person saved one's life is very cliche,... in my case, it's truthful to use as a metaphor.

Last week this little Angel, borowed from heaven, moved clear across country to begin a new life in a little town in north-eastern Pennsylvania. She is about to embark on a new life with her mom and her new husband. Small town, middle Americana, safe, close to nature, ... she is even taking a bus to kindergarten starting next week. I always swore she would have it better than me, after all, is that not what we yearn for our children? Is that not what we do?, sacrifice our own self-interest for the greater good of our kids?......

The void here is palpable. The house quiet, ... so much so that I try to invent things to do to stay away. It has been 5 years since I have had so much quiet in my life. There is no more pitter patter of her little feet running to the kitchen,... no more of the scent of her sweet morning breath as I wake her up, ... no touching her little fingers as they instinctively curl around mine. I have pictures, memories, many movie clips,... and her room, her toys, .. it is the same way as she left them. God, I miss the voice. That unmistakable voice, whose resonance and timbre I've commited to memory, is the one thing I miss the most. I have not changed a thing in her bedroom. Do I pack some of her things and just leave enough to quell my feelings of her absence? Do I make it into a museum to drown my missing moments? I don't know. All I know is that there is nothing important right now. Not politics, not issues of the world, no agenda , nothing. All there is left is a Father missing the only thing he ever got right from the start,... all there is, is the love for my kiddo ....

To the kind people of Pennsylvania, this is my message in a bottle. If you happen to see this little bird amongst you, remind her of me, tell her I will always be there, for I live in her heart and distance cannot remove me from her. If you see her fall, pick her up and care for her scrapes. If you see her cry, take a moment and dry her tears. If she blinds you with her smile, give her a smile back and show her that she is not alone. And if she ever, ever loses her way,... if you find her wandering, lost, alone and in the dark, please take her hand, and help her find her way back to her Daddy, ... to me,... she is all I have. There is nothing more.

My guardian Angels no longer walk with me, they walk with you Sammy...

Bull-Hornus Interruptus...

2006-08-12T16:36:00.000-07:00

I've decided to take a few weeks to fully enjoy my little one before she moves to PA. All is well, keep bloggin' your fingers away, ... I'll be back in a week or so :)

Hezbollah Hillbilies in action...

2006-07-31T22:24:00.000-07:00

(Warning: The following excerpts were stolen from NSA high security computers underneath Fort Meade, Virginia. It depicts a conversation in Southern Lebanon between 2 Hezbollah freedom fighters on the eve of that terrible "massacre" of innocent woman and children at Qana. This conversation has been abbreviated to compensate for the differences in dialect and content. Persons on Prozac consumption, of queasy tummy's and hemorrhaging liberal views will find the content barbaric, myopic and in terrible taste,...... enjoy it!, as I know you still won't contain yourself from reading.)

(The hills of southern Lebanon, north or Qana, 2130 hours GMT)

Mustafa: "Kahlid!, praise be to Allah!, I have found a great place to launch holy rockets into the pit of the Jewish land's underbelly..."
Khalid: "May his elegant blessing be passed to all our martyrs (kneeling and bowing, facing Cleveland, ...er Mecca)... where is this holy site you have found, Mustafa..?"
Mustafa: "It is Qana, a perfect town for our undertaking Kahlid!, Allah will surely guide our hands like holy archers in the night,... we will see the lights of Haifa burn like the flames of Hades!... "
Khalid: "But where?... Qana is but a small village, no holy warriors live there! Surely there must be a place of much safer passage, no? and what about the U.N. For...."
Mustafa: " What U.N. Forces?... (laughs echoing in the night), they are but a token force with no authority to stop the movements of Hezbollah!, they can't even do their own mandate of dis-arming us much less prevent us from positioning ourselves there; those blue turtle-headed muppets! 2,000-strong they are and all but a paper tiger with no teeth,... You must have faith in my reasoning my un-circumcised Brother, Allah works in mysterious ways.."
Khalid: "Then praise be to him, my twice-circumcised friend,.. for he has surely given you visions greater than I am able to see..."
Mustafa: "We have already pre-positioned camera crews from CNN, Al-Jazeera and our own Musli-vision to cover the massacre to come. A reality show contract with MSNBC is sure to follow,... it will be a...."
Khalid: "Massacre?... of what massacre do you speak of Mustafa?..."
Mustafa: (with puzzled look at Khalid)"...why, the glorious massacre leveled to the woman and children of our safe house once the hateful Jews drop those 5000-pound bombs down our sorry Syrian asses!, what other massacre could it possibly be you nappy-headed Damascan?..."
Khalid: (gulping...) "but why are we to perish?...why can't we live to tell the tale to our sons, to our daughters? to our Clitoris-less wives?... What is the logic of launching holy Katushkies from a home full of children and our venerable Muslim woman?..."
Mustafa: "... Its KATUSHKA you un-educated half-breed, .. and you call yourself Hezbollah!, don't you see? first we launch, then Israel's demonic telemetry software picks up the trajectory of the incoming rockets, and instantly vectors those Satanic American-made F-16's to our site virtually assuring may-sweeps like ratings to Al-Jazeera and CNN once the bodies of the babies are recovered,... Cristian Amanpour must be in a nippled frenzy with expectations!..."
Kahlid: "Mustafa!... the heavens smile upon your wisdom.... you are truly a descendant of Mohammed's sperm sack,... , but how do you know that this plan will work?,.. will the American Media comply to our plans?..."
Mustafa: "..my sack-less brother, the American media has been our ally since September 12, 2001. By Allah, this is how it will happen, and so it shall be written in songs,... First we kidnapped 2 Israeli soldiers stupid enough to wander too close to the border, then we held them much the same at those held by those Syrian-wanna-be Palestinians in Gaza,... and once the Israelis sent Commandos to rescue them, we launched hundreds of rockets at their northern towns,.... Israel has leveled attacked on our people in proportions never witnessed by American Anchormen. All this, and the media still thinks its THEIR fault Khalid! (laughing even louder) The prophets must surely be on our side,..... the media has been on Allah's side since then,... and once the massacre of Qana comes in living color into the MTV-filthy living rooms of the infidels, we will have won the battle that counts,... the media opinion. THAT, my camel breath-smelling brother, is how wars are won,...no tanks, no airplanes,... but the blessings of an Izuzu trooper filled with gullible journalists looking for a Pulitzer prize...."
Khalid: "Pulitzer what?..... hmmmm..., but surely the American media will wake up from their drunken stupor and realize we have been pupeteering their focus, no?.... how can we be assured of their cooperation?
Mustafa: "My brother,... Thousands upon ten of thousands Christian Africans have been massacred by our Muslim brothers in the Sudan. THAT is a real massacre,.. yet not a word about it is heard in the American media. The Jews days are numbered in the world my friend,... the media will do what the Saudis, the Egyptians and the rest of the Arab league could not do in the battlefield in 1967 and 1973,... they will bring the star of David to its knees,... there to be beheaded by the collective swath of the Arab people,.. we will prevail Khalid!, we care more about hating the Jews than we care about loving the lives of our own brothers, woman and children,... such is our entefada, such is our jihad..."
Khalid: ".... Mustafa.... I am ready!,... I am ready to die, to become a martyr (jumping for joy amongst the ivy bushes)..., tell me, oh enlightened one,... will our 72 virgins be at the waiting?... will they be lovely and robust will large alabaster bosoms and stout buttocks? will they look anything like the heathen Aryan German woman we saw during the world cup?...(panting)...."
Mustafa: "Better than that Khalid,... they will be feeding you grapes in heaven,... as you touch their un-shaven legs!..."
Kahlid: "Allah be praised!......"
(static... Unintelligible Hebrew in the background,... Silence)

Zip up the hootchie

2006-07-29T21:49:00.000-07:00

When looking at all that harms America, crime, lack of educated kids, over-crowded prisons, moral decay...., when faced with the varied "issues" bantered about in blogs, discussion groups , political campaigns and editorials, I've come to a singular cause for the preponderance of the problems. Bad parenting.

You can go down the list and it keeps coming down to this most important of human responsibilities. Crime? Most criminals lacked a father or mother figure, or good moral guidance in their formative years. Bad parenting. Education? We can slam the teachers and schools systems all we want, but if most parents would be involved in but a cursory way in their kid's education and growth then most would not fail and drop out with the frequency that they do. Bad Parenting. The falling apart of the traditional family? Maybe bad parenting is not solely responsible or even applicable; as the need for 2-income families and the in-your-face media culture has left us handcuffed with how to curb the bad influence in our kid's lives. But to deny that we let kids get away with murder is to be naive. I got my ass whupped a few times in my youth, and for good reason. It hurt so bad that I NEVER did that offending crap again. Now corporal punishment is akin to getting your ass sued. We've let the f*****g lawyers take over our moral compass guidelines. Bad parenting. The obscene welfare system and institutional poverty in America? Where do I start with that! Why do we subsidize people on welfare keep having kids? Why do we let kids have kids? Why don't we set a standard acceptable to force (yes dammit, force) citizens to think loud and clear about the pitfalls and responsibility of parenting?.... which brings me to the point of my post.

Why to we spay and neuter our pets? Is it because we don't respect their freedoms? is it because we are evil? No. It is because we feel that if we let the little heathens bang away to their loin's content we would be awash in stray hell, right? I don't see the pro-life crowd defending the animal as holy life. I don't see P.E.T.A or the ACLU filing lawsuits on behalf of those poor animals being dis-enfranchised by loosing their rights to procreate as nature would have them do. Nope. We spay their asses because we don't want to care for the pets that are not owned by responsible persons or entities. Someone tell me why the hell we can't spay and neuter people that are too stupid, unable, irresponsible or otherwise unwilling to be a good and responsible parent. We demand kids to take a permit test, driver education classes and driver's test before we allow them to drive a car. What about a test and a pass/fail grading system to decide whether someone is up to the task of taking care of their own offspring? I have to pay huge sums of cash to pay for an addition to a house. Why does the government not demand a huge amount of cash and permit fees for the privililedge of being a parent? The city demands a permit to ensure the safety of the building and its long term structural soundness,.. why the hell does it not care for the safety and long term care of its infant citizens? Why should I have to contribute to the welfare "lock box" because some irresponsible moron could not control his tube steak and some stupid female could not contain her hootch's cry for some girth? Why should I have to contribute to the care of a baby born to a mother already on welfare, or one who is already a mother 3 times over and still living on the dole? Why should I have to do this? Wy should any of us have to do this?

I have no problem de-balling rapists. None. You rape a woman you should have your dick stuck in a pickle jar and your balls given to the nearest SPCA as dessert for the Rottweilers. No quarter whatsoever. You force yourself into a woman, you loose little Richard. Finito. Woman? You keep popping out babies that fall under my financial burden and presto, you loose your ability to pop 'em out. Call me totalitarian, call it a slippery slope to other big brother intrusion, call is the only thing in which I agree with the Chinese Communist government,... I really don't care. And this coming from a die-hard libertarian of all things. I really believe that idiot-minded humans, or maybe ignorant ones, who have no concept of the sacred and moral responsibility to care for their children should not be allowed to participate in such llife-long blessing and holy task.

As to the picture of the chastity belt?... I could have just as easily put one of a male. My posting is as applicable to both men and woman. But being a straight man, I can't really see a meat-hook picture on one of my postings,... so the hootch wins again.

Bring on the missiles,....

The 51st State (er.... star)

2006-07-26T20:52:00.000-07:00

I've always liked Israel. I don't know if it started with Bible teachings from my Dad, or the way they polished off the Egyptian army in a week back in 60-something, ... or maybe the way they got pummeled immediately after becoming a nation and still wiped out 6 Arab armies all by their lonesome. The ultimate underdog, I thought. Their whole weight on history loomed large on me. Hell; were it not for Herzl and the original Zionists Israel could have easily been in a patch of land in northern Argentina. Imagine the geopolitics of that,... Imagine the Jews in the middle of South American Countries instead of Arab countries,... but I digress.

What happened to the "little engine that could" that it lost the world's empathy beginning with their incursion into southern Lebanon back in the early 80's?... We did, we happened. We have created a defacto mini America in the middle of the Arab cauldron for the past 70 years. You can blame the Britts and the U.N. for putting the package together in 1947, but to think the U.S. did not have their spices in that soup is naive. For better of for worse, Israel is our Frankenstein. A strange amalgamation of holy ethos and a Judeo-Christian fulcrum point coupled with Nuclear capability, Democratic-styled Governance and American protection.

I've been reading up a lot on the history of Israel. Not because of the last few weeks of conflict with Lebanon, but because this is the best reality history show in the planet. I love high drama, and for my money this is the real thing. No matter the book I pick up, from one linking them to evil, to another taking the Palestinian side, to another claiming Israel is responsible for the very semblance of "stability" in the region..... their history is the most compelling read in my entire library right now. My conclusion?...

Israel is our 51st state. It is more of a State than Hawaii or Alaska. Maybe not technically but tell me if either of those two non-continental states has more political clout than Israel. Their military might is the envy of everybody with the exception of the U.S., China, Russia and possibly England. Counting the best trained reservists in the world, they can amass a 600,000-strong army in 1 week and mobilize it to any part of their diminutive State. Their military General Staff are all West Point trained. Their fighter pilots have ten-fold the amount of flight time ours do, they get head of the line application status for the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs and are considered the best dog-fighters in the world, period. They have a half-billion dollar war reserve stock (in-country) in case the U.S. ever needs it, they get more than 6 billion dollars a year in military assistance (this does not count other non-military aid). Their intelligencia (Mossad) may be old school but there is a reason its methods and "successes" are the envy of the CIA and NSA. The capitol flow from Jewish sympathizers around the world is staggering with investments in the hundreds of billions. Little Israel may be tiny in square miles, but this beast of a micro-nation has talons that reach far and wider than its physical assets reflect. They are mini-"us". They even have rap music, McDonalds, draft dodgers and colored condoms. (...Now if we could only get the NFL to give them a franchise...... the "Tel-Aviv Ark-Angels" or something)

Back in the day when my Dad told me all those Bible bedtime stories I took them in with a grain of salt. Even at age ten I was quite pragmatic and not afraid of religious theories or teachings. Funny thing though,... I've been reading the books of prophecies lately. Even in their most narrow interpretation, -and with a cynical brain-, the stamp of Israel in the "latter days" is something undeniable, albeit possibly circumstantial. It will be interesting and fascinating to follow the events before us. Many movies will be made, songs written and books penned about this little Heaven-State in the middle of Hell on earth.

We should just add that star to the stars and stripes and move along with making Puerto Rico the 52nd. The more the merrier.... or we can just give Alaska back to Russia and Hawaii to the Islanders. It won't make a damn difference to our pockets; welfare states for welfare states,.. in one form or another....

While I was away,,,

2006-07-18T20:55:00.000-07:00

~ Why does a network (Fox) feel compelled to put "Fair and Balanced" into their branding? I'm watching Neil Cavuto (does that guy have a mellon or what?...), and during the break the "fair and balanced" blurb pops up. When did we start categorizing news? When Walter Cronkite, Howard K. Smith and Frank Reynolds were kings of dinner-time TV, did they need to add a moniker other than "evening news" or a reasonable facsimile thereof? ... I smell a rant comin'...
~ I was checking out QVC yesterday (please don't ask me why), and Birkenstock was doing their best to sell people into accepting the "new and improved" fashion and comfort thing. Good enough I thought, the shoes were not "earth shoe" re-treads and it was all going well until,... the models started to walk the runway. Someone please tell Birkenstock that it behooves them to invest into a little pedicure prep for the models. Bad feet close-ups are pretty disgusting while you wolf down your sushi. The second model's toes could have been forklift replacements at Home Depot.
~ I've realized that the internet is a worst addiction than TV. The world is at your fingertips,... literally. It is as addictive as video games, drugs, the Sopranos and my Girlfriend's bread pudding. A funny thing happened when I tuned out of the internet (and blogger) for a week; I caught up on my reading. Seriously, it was the best thing I'd done in months. The one thing I loved doing more than anything in life had been the one thing suffering the most (well, other than quality time with the Gal-friend, but that is yet another rant). I polished off no less than 3 books that were half-read on my shelves. So I've made a promise to myself not to log on until I read at least one chapter of anything that fancies me that moment. Just more fodder for writing I guess...
~ I think I really am concerned about the environment. Not because of any specific reason; although they are plenty. But simply because I don't know squat. The more I read, the more I get LESS informed. It seems you can take the same facts and make diametrically opposing points on almost anything. Nothing is objective, nothing is concrete and everything is subjective to the interpretation of the viewer or reader. So in the interest of "fair and balancing" my ass, I am going to re-educate myself in as many disciplines of environmental issues as I can. Today it was 114 degrees in Morgan Hill, California. That has a LITTLE to do with it.
~ Some blogs just aren't funny. The funny thing is that THEY think they are funny. Comedy and satire is an art form all of its own and subject to the moods of the audience. I wonder why most wanna-be writers (moi) are also wanna-be comedians (not moi).... Is it because of our never-ending desire to please and make people laugh?....

I've been away for good reasons. My daughter Samantha is relocating with her mom and new husband to the great state of Pennsylvania in a few weeks. Of course, I will be traveling every 3 months or so to visit, but obviously this is a major change of things for the house of Pain. This little girl has been glued to my hip since her birth. Her feet never touch the ground while I am within her reach. I am spending every waking second with her in the hope that the last 5 years of my life with her have not been in vain. That she remembers me always no matter how dark the night, how different the new school or how strange the new surroundings.
Life goes on, life gives, and takes away. I love you Sammy, you saved my life...

Back in the saddle...

2006-07-16T18:02:00.000-07:00

After a couple of false start/stops, I've managed to move this weekend. My new home is a little farm town south of Silicon Valley. Orchards everywhere, a great place for the family, perfect balmy weather, and a ton of illegals everywhere! (3 0ut of 4 aint bad...)

You guys have been having WAY too much fun without me...... (let's see, what's there to write about...)